ITT: characters who are dead on the inside
>>69013490
>>black widow leaves him
>>Vision is an unfeeling android
>>Black Panther is in Wakanda
>>Spiderman is too young
>>Rhodes is paralyzed
>>half of his other team buddies don't want to work with him anymore
JUST
>>69014259
is it you greg man?
>>69014259
>Spiderman is too young
For what?
>>69013490
Cap was such an asshole desu
>>69014773
For Aunt May
>>69014773
Fucking, obviously.
>>69014259
pepper left him also right?
>>69015132
yes ;_;
>>69013490
How do they film these scenes? Do they just shine a bunch of lights on his face when he's actually just sitting on some chair?
>>69015214
i feel bad for him really. he once had a life that everybody wants but now he has a life that makes you want to kill yourself. his bestfriend is a fucking vegetable
>>69015301
>his bestfriend is a fucking vegetable
kek, he'll be able to walk and be war machine again by the next installment through the power of stark magic
>>69014811
But Tony's supposed to be the evil one.
>>69015301
Tony is a lot more sympathetic in the movie than in the comic.
Its what elevates Civil War. Neither side is completely right or wrong: even if Cap was a lot more wrong than Tony, Tony was becoming unstable. You feel for both sides.
>>69014811
To be fair, he was just trying to defend his best friend. He was also lucky half of the Avengers also shared his beliefs. What he did was pretty criminal but, if I were in his position: I would do the same thing for my best friend.
>>69015651
Cap had a much harder life than that spoiled little shit anyway.
>>69015523
but not in the MCU, since Iron Man is their most popular character
>>69015651
Why did the artist draw him like a teenaged boy with pubes glued to his face
>>69015651
>Its what elevates Civil War. Neither side is completely right or wrong
In the comics Tony's side is heavy handedly painted as the wrong side and SHIELD basically turn into Hydra for its duration it's why a lot of people hate CW.
>>69015523
>>69014811
Wait, there are people who aren't team Cap? He's obviously the right one, Tony is just being manipulated by his feelings. He's literally a poorly written villain.
>>69014259
this desu, this made me care more about Tony compared to whatever the gay shit Cap and Bucky was all about. This surprised me because I was sure to be team cap when I went in. When I went out I realized how fucking compelling each side was. Bravo Marvel
>>69016049
>this made me care more about Tony compared to whatever the gay shit Cap and Bucky was all about
Factor in that Bucky and Cap have had much, much worse lives than Tony though. Also remember that Tony was a complete ass to Cap in the first Avengers.
>>69015290
no lights, they're added in post
>>69016146
Tony just wanted to repay the shit he's done after he fucked up the team several times with ultron and collateral damage which affected and killed people. Tony was just doing what he thought was right.
Especially in the end with the Iron Man, Bucky and Cap threesome. I was so conflicted who to root for. I wanted to root for Tony because it must've been devastating to learn about the truth about his parents and literally watching it. But at the same time I also cared about Cap and Bucky's romance
me
>>69016279
Maybe he shouldn't have been so goddamn stupid and fuck over so many people in the first place. Nigger brought this on himself.
>>69016333
Trips confirm, which character are you?
>>69016371
myself
Tony was a guilt ridden moron who gave up and let "someone else be in charge" not caring what the other Avengers thought.
>>69014811
>feeling sorry for a filthy manlet
>not rooting for based problematic fav
I'd use a laughing Chris image if I had one.
>>69015856
Thats the comivs. I'm talking about the movie.
Here, in the movie, Tony is a lot more sympathetic. Of course, you want to root for Cap, since Bucky is innocent, and Tony is acting irrational when he wants to kill Bucky for something he did while brainwashed. But you also feel sorry for Tony, because, I don't think any man would not want to harm their parents killer.
>>69016228
They even add the reflections on his eyes, wow some dedication.
>>69016549
Yeah, but no one on S.H.I.E.L.D tried to kill Clint neither, even if he killed several scores of S.H.I.E.L.D operatives in the helicarrier when he was BRAINWASHED by Loki.
>>69016796
Bear in mind that Loki was on the run, the team had no idea what Loki was going to do next, and they were undermanned.
Also, the nature of Hawkeye's brainwash was different from Bucky's - Hawkeye was brainwashed for only a few days, while Bucky was literally programmed to be an assassin for more than half a century. And can easily turn back into the assassin assuming he was given the input.
Consider that Tony did ask Bucky while fighting "Did you remember killing them?" Bucky didn't have a choice, yes, but its become too much of a aprt of him, no matter what.
>>69015701
>Be born a white male (not a tumblrism, just a fact) in the United States in the 20th century
>Be given a fucking magic potion to make your body instantly and permanently 10/10, then go on to dress up and proclaim yourself "Captain America", hero of heroes, "the first Avenger"
>Get to time travel to the 21st century instead of dying like you should in a self-induced nuclear-plane crash
>Generally fuck a lot of things up for everyone while convincing yourself that you are the ultimate beacon of morality because you're "GAPTN MERCA"
>>>>>>harder life
>Build your empire far beyond what your father gave you, purely through your own skill and lifelong hard work, innovation, and passion
>Casually enjoy the (thoroughly justified) life of a (self-made) young billionaire like literally anyone would
>Brutally lose your beloved father to the aforementioned dude's commie bff
>Get viciously betrayed by your mentor in life
>Bombed and kidnapped by ISIS
>Fucked up heavily by shrapnel
>Only manage to escape the horrific situation through sheer desperation and genius, becoming Iron Man ///in the process///
>>>>>>spoiled little shit
Idk being a 5'2" painfully self-righteous retard from 20th century Brooklyn before being given a 'make everything perfect forever' serum doesn't make your life harder than a perpetually conflicted genius who only knows betrayal and suffering, barely hidden behind the mask of a totally earned playboy lifestyle
When it needs to come down to it, Iron Man vs Captain America is like Batman vs Superman.Apart from the reviews, obviously
>>69017052
Nice b8, Tony.
>>69017052
>Iron Man
Kills terrorists
>Captain America
Kills Germans
Saves communists
Looks like they got their names the wrong way round
>>69015928
>He's literally a poorly written villain
i don't think you know what a villain is
Tony fucked up because he wanted to do good, just like Wanda blowing up the hospital floor, it was a mistake but not because they wanted to do evil things
since then Tony is in some kind of a downward spiral which he can't escape
>>69017052
You haven't experienced hell until you've lived with Angina. Couple in all the other million defects pre-serum Steve had (and lived with for 20+ years) and I'd want to kill myself if my diseases didn't finish me off first.
Also, Steve was poor as shit, picked on his whole life, lived through the Great Depression, his parents died, he had only one friend who later also "died", he lost everything and everyone he ever loved, he ended up in a completely different time period where he has to cope all alone, has PTSD from fighting in world war 2, found out his efforts in the war were for nothing, his girlfriend he discovered is miraculously still alive has Alzheimer's so she can't even remember him, and his only friend who he thought had perished came back brainwashed, crazy, and out to kill him.
Tony's "muh daddy issues" and couple months of being held captive are peanuts.
>>69017635
yeah it makes sense that Cap became after all this tragedy such a stubborn asshole who puts muh Bucky over everything
>>69017635
>You haven't experienced hell until you've lived with Angina.
>this one illness is definitely the worst out of all
Pretty sure it's not, and saying that makes you look like a faggot
(If you have angina, I dont give a shit, it's still valid)
>>69017052
>empire father gave you
>self-made billionaire
this meme needs to stop
>>69017738
You get strokes from angina, you dumb nigger.
>>69017789
tumblr pls fuck off
>>69017052
>be born a skinny faggot
>other guys pick on you because you're a skinny faggot
>dream is to serve country
>can't because skinny faggot
>given a chance by some doc
>THIS IS IT GUYS
>form friendship and prove yourself worthy for the experiment which may kill you or permanently cripple you
>itjustworks.jpg
>doc friend gets killed because nazis
>can't even avenge doc
>can't even get drunk
>can't even go to war because pencil pushers think you're too important to die
>best friend becomes PoW in a german camped and get's tortured and subject to experiment
>even though ripped as fuck still can't get pussy
>bff dies on your watch
>no time to mourn, must continue what you signed up for because of the american dream and patriotism
>do the ultimate sacrifice because red hitler will fuck up the world if not
>get frozen and end up years in the future
>ineveraskedforthis
>all friends dead
>onitis is close to dying and can barely remember you
>bff is alive (FUCK YEAH)
>bff is actually brainwashed by commies (FUCK)
>government you've been working for is actually red hitler's gig (all according to keikaku)
>have to tell the decent men and women you've been working for to do the right thing and pay the price for freedom
>fast forward to CW
>countries want to oversee and control your group who have been saving the world over for a few times now
>wait a minute, isn't this like what happened to SHIELD?
>NOPE.JPG
>Manlet wants to you join anyway
>The same manlet who had a guy working for him deal with terrorists
>manlet who said "fuck the rules" and went to not-afghanistan and BTFO without reprecussions
>manlet who said, LMAO YOU CANT HAVE MY SHIT AND IM DOING GOOD ANYWAY
>manlet who tried meddling with terrorists and gets his friends BTFO every time
>manlet who made AI drop a huge landmass killing thousands if not millions of people
>try to reason with this manlet
>lol nope! we're already doing this shit if you like it or not.
>tony pls, let's talk about this
>muh father
>>69017746
>>>/reddit/
>>69017815
>he's never had a stroke
Anon confirmed for sheltered little faggot.
>>69017897
>posting trump
like a clockwork
>>69014773
to buy alcohol
>>69018005
Why is he making it rain?
>>69018050
they are in the desert, they need rain
>>69018073
Silly Bedouins, living in the desert.
Tony is going to be Peter new father figure who he looks up to
>>69018230
>Iron Man & Spiderman in the same movie
they will make so much money
>>69018480
Don't forget Michael Keaton as the villain.
>>69018517
HES OUT
>>69018540
Eh?
>>69018480
>>69018517
plot leaked
>tony tries to help peter/keaton in some way
>tony fucks up
>bad guy is born
>>69018598
It keeps happening!
>>69018598
groundbreaking
>>69018598
>>tony fucks up
Nothing new here. Why does he even try anymore.
STEVE STAHP
>>69018801
STEVE HELP AAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>69017052
Tony lost a few people.
Cap lost pretty much every single person he grew up with except for one
>>69019047
>except for one
Technically two, but one of them has dementia while the other one is brainwashed and permanently damaged.
So can anyone who's seen the movie explain that scene where it looks like Bucky's attacking Steve in an elevator or some shit? Why was he doing that?
>>69019151
He's crazy and disoriented.
>>69019096
But she eventually died, so that only leaves the brainwashed one.
>>69014259
Did Black Widow leave Tony? There was a scene was about them being pissed off at each other and then she had no more scenes.
>>69019193
That's it? Does he ever stop being a moody jerk?
>>69019047
yeah but he will walk away alright, without having too much turmoil about it
>>69019351
Oops, meant for >>69019192
>>69018801
How come Iron Man has no problem brawling with Thor and Hulk but gets assraped into a wall by Capn?
>>69019419
He was holding back because he still considered him a friend
>>69019380
>>69019351
No, that's why they stuff him in a fridge with Green Lantern's girlfriend.
>>69017858
Steve... had a hard life
>>69019476
Wait, he gets re-frozen?
>>69019096
You're right, but the other one was your best girl and she married someone else. That's pretty bad too
>>69019556
YES, for the gazillionth time.
>>69019270
I hope they don't end up as enemies, I really like their relationship dynamic. They're probably not going to hook up or anything, but I see them as the mom and dad of the group.
>>69019270
He said Ross was coming after her too. So she's underground
>>69019419
He needs super special armor for Hulk and Thor is lame
Besides, the armor is damaged
>>69019660
all of them will team up together in IW against Thanos
>>69019660
I'd rather have Tony hook up with Natasha than his secretary. I'd be okay with not ever seeing Gwyneth Paltrow again.
>>69019419
Thor kicked his ass and Hulk he had the hulkbuster.
>>69019602
But why? That's fucking dumb.
>>69019920
>guy willingly goes into suspended animation while others figure out how to fix him
If that's dumb, what would you prefer? That they kill him?
>>69014259
>Spiderman is too young
but he gots that Aunt May
who you think is sending him the signal at the end of the movie?
>>69019920
the only dumb thing is that they came up with it at the end of the movie and not at the beginning, everything was for nothing
>>69014773
for you
>>69019840
>>69017366
You butthurt m8?
>>69015856
I heard that it was mostly because the Tony side had bad writers and Cap's side had all the heavy hitters like J. Michael Strazcynski.
