Jaquhen Jzghar lives edition
Tell me lads, what would have Tywin done, if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
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>>69009924
the roose has been let loose
xd
He would probably kill them or talk his way to remove them
why did Ramsay remind me of this faggot's face this entire episode
>>69011231
first for adolf hitler
So...where the fuck is the retaliation for Roose's death? He tells the Maester to let everyone know Roose died by poisoning, but you'd think the soldiers and guards would be a bit suspicious, considering Fat Walda died 'disappeared' shortly after Roose's death, along with her son. Is everyone in Winterfell besides Ramsay just a drooling retard?
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Reminder that show Euron will lose the Kingsmoot to the Cockless Wonder.
>if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
Some war crime, no doubt.
>yfw Melly gives Jon his swag new Lord of Light costume
So much for rickon and dickon being the gay emperors of essos.
>>69011231
He wouldn't have allowed them to arm themselves in the first place.
>>69011281
They're either loyal to Ramsay or terrified of him.
>>69011281
To be fair, he literally is Lord Bolton now.
nth for what could have been
HOUSE D&D
WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT
>>69011231
>Tell me lads, what would have Tywin done, if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
the whole Sparrow thing wouldn't have happened, it only became a thing in the first place because of Cersei going full JUST
>>69011292
So what the fuck will Theon do if he's in charge?
Removing Aeron was a mistake.
nth for the Queen in the North
>>69011284
PISS DRINKER FUCKING SHIT
>>69011281
LOL WHO CARES
>>69011281
What is feudalism?
Your lord tells you to believe something, you believe it.
>>69011284
Hey cunt Prince died of Aids
>>69011321
>the whole Sparrow thing wouldn't have happened, it only became a thing in the first place because of Cersei going full JUST
Everything is falling apart since Tywin died.
>>69011269
They both are sadistic fucks
Where the fuck is Bronn and Littlefinger?
>the only few watchable characters
>>69011269
I keep telling my fucking grandmother that his song isn't anything fucking special and she keeps fucking playing it anyway
>>69011281
Wonder what Walder Frey will do.
probably nothing
>>69011340
>What is feudalism?
not what you think it is
Shouldn't Roose have foreseen the actions of Ramsay? Seems a forced death.
>>69011281
>Is everyone in Winterfell besides Ramsay just a drooling retard?
Either that or they're terrified of him.
You would expect Freys to have some issue with it, but I wouldn't count on the show to aim at such level of resolution.
>>69011332
why does everyone look like dreamworks characters here
>>69011292
This guy thinks Theon is heading to the Iron Islands.
He's marching back to Winterfell my friend. Hooded Man style.
>>69011298
I wouldnt want it any other way
That man was truly the most badass character in the series
Reminder that this is benjen stark.
>>69011269
>>69011347
Literally who?
Fuck off children.
>>69011231
Tywin wouldn't have allowed the reforming of the faith militant. No sparrowsNo poor fellows or warriors sons.
>>69011348
littlefinger comes in the last episode and kills jon
and bronn kills podrick
>>69011323
Win battles n shit
>>69011281
no one gives a fuck.Roose was not very friendly and since on of the other houses was right there it can be assumed many are in on it.
REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE EURONS GODLIEST MAN LINE
Can I get some Maekar pictures?
So the night's watch is now literally like 8 guys strong since all the traitors are locked away?
>>69011379
Get some sleep grandpa.
pigskins from /pol/ you have to go back.
>>69011231
God damn I knew Jon snow would live but Christ in a bike it annoys me that Stannis the far better character and actor doesn't get to live
>>69011356
Hook up with King Theon of the Iron Islands, charge the North from below whilst Jon, the Wildlings and disgruntled northern familes charge from the Wall.
Sansa is named Warden of the North after re-taking Winterfell and she marries Littlefinger because reasons
Bringing back the dead changes them, right?
What will change in Mister Snow?
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
>>69011392
plus the proud nation of wildlings
>>69011392
and all the wildings i guess
>>69011304
>>69011381
How would he have stopped them? Like this? --> >>69011298
>>69011323
Take a fucking guess. Mounting a reinforcement to the Wall against the Boltons, of course. That will be the culmination of the season in ep 9/10.
>>69011331
Yes.
>>69011368
Nah.
Reminder
>>69011335
>this autist literally sits in his dirty underpants all day waiting for someone to say bed wetter
>>69011392
They also have a fuckload of loyal Wildlings and a giant.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Ramsay Bolton? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Smirking Ramsay. I’m not talking about Shirtless Ramsay either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Dog Kennel Ramsay with the 20 Goodmen and Vicious bloodhounds (with Teleporting abilities), equipped with his flaying knife, a perfect Reek, control of the Dreadfort and Winterfell, with Roose Bolton's White Walker DNA implanted in him so he can walk through blizzard and can perform kinslaying while being an expert in castrating Ironborn.
>>69011399
>instinctually
>House Bolton goes extinct
>House Martell goes extinct
>House Baratheon goes extinct
>House Greyjoy goes extinct
>House Lannister goes extinct
>House Targareyan goes extinct
Holy shit! Who will be the last house standing? House Arryn?
So, who will be the death painting for Episode 2? Roose, Walda or Balon?
>>69011402
>h thinks Melly isn't going to use her new resurrecting powers to bring Stan the Man straight back next
>>69011404
No more Mr. Nice Guy
>>69011370
>It was a poorly acted cringeworthy scene with terrible dialogue.
Except that's wrong, and you just want to hate GoT because it's what the cool kids do. Don't get me wrong. I hate GoT for their butchering of a competent, even great story. This episode, however, was actually good.
>Asha will cuck Euron and win the king's moot
>>69011281
Doran got killed by literal who's last episode with guards all around
Euron managed to appear out of thin air on a rope bridge, in a castle he lived for quite some time
The show doesn't care about retaliation from guards anymore
>>69011281
what could winterfell do against 20 good men?
Why are the Sparrows fucking ninjas all of a sudden?
What's so great about Euron?
So what's arya's endgame
>>69011382
if god pod dies i will riot
>>69011405
The thumbnail makes the little banner look like the sigil of the European Union.
FUCKING EURON KEKS REEEEEEE
leave pls
Roose Bolton killed Robb Stark, the boy we spend three seasons watching become king only to be tragically cut down as a guest at a wedding.
And the best the creators of the show can give us for Roose Bolton's destiny is to have him he get stabbed in a hug? Fucking seriously?
>>69011448
There's only 14 left, Brienne &Pod killed 6
>>69011450
>Why are the Sparrows fucking ninjas all of a sudden?
PLOT ARMOR
>>69011412
Oh you know "Heads, spikes, walls" all that good stuff
>>69011427
>Holy shit! Who will be the last house standing?
House Dayne.
>>69011427
HouseClegbaneCrashing this realmWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69011362
that's what happens when you don't have metal detectors in your castle
>>69011456
He's quite a fascinating and enigmatic character in the books.
Oh and reminder that the oaths to the Night's Watch 9to be neutral, for example) are in effect from the moment you take them until the moment you die.. ahem... soJon can freely mess up the Boltons now
>>69011474
lel
>>69011405
Do you mean "The Drowned God"?
>>69011413
>Um king theon, why exactly should we risk our lives and resources to fight someone else's battle?
Seriously, why would they listen to them? Unless Jon is going to give them gold or land on the mainland there's really nothing in it for the iron born
>>69011404
Probably be less sympathetic to others.
Ruthless undead Jon incoming
>>69011427
House Sparrow
First of his name
>crashing this kingdom
Did she plan on seducing him?
>>69011443
I feel like D&D are gonna stick relatively close to Pykes arc for the time being
Asha will just take Victarion's role
>>69011490
>>69011490
Because Jon really cared about the Oath before, when he was fucking grills and befriending wildlings.
>>69011442
Sure thing sport.
>>69011457
Not getting beat with a stick.
IAN MCSHANE HYPE
>>69011430
Balon, with "I am the Drowned God."
>>69011414
Stupidest thing I've seen all day and I just watched GoT.
>>69011404
Nothing. The show doesn't role the same way the books do. Beric's personality change was never mentioned or even implied.
>>69011382
screencap this.
>>69011390
your sister :)
>>69011490
>Oh and reminder that the oaths to the Night's Watch 9to be neutral, for example) are in effect from the moment you take them until the moment you die
we know
>..ahem...
back to raddit
>>69011458
he might survive since lady stoneheart isn't in the show
>>69011353
don't worry;
she'll die soon
>>69011442
>Straight outta reddit
How much of an idiot do you have to be to think that any scene in this television show is good?
>>69011505
That ugly thing isn't asha and I'm glad they gave it a different name.
>>69011492
EURON = LITERALLY A GOD
CONFIRMED
>>69011534
lol lying bastard. Beric himself says that every time he dies he comes back lesser
>>69011457
Its kind of unclear at this point.
She still wants to get revenge for her family...only problem is that everyone she wanted revenge against is fucking dead.
I guess she'll become a faceless man and kill some important character at one point?
>>69011493
In book logic. In show logic it can be something like: Ramsay slaughtered and mutilated your men at Moat Cailin, let's help Jon push their shit in. Also Yara going all pacifist.
People are hating on d and d for killing stannis but when it's revealed he is alive, you fags will go back to sucking their dicks
*wine glass gets filled*
>>69011512
He did care. Remember when he decided to drop everything and go back to Winterfell and his friends stopped him? He has been top notch after that.
Jon even told that to Stannis. The Watch is neutral, etc.
Ge is free to slap a bitch now.
Reminder that if you watch the show and post here regularly, but you do so because you hate it and you need to tell anons on 4chan how much you hate it because you are a special snowflake then you should consider an heroing, or getting a life.
I will laugh if they brought Jon back to life just to kill him again in episode 4.
>>69011391
maekar is weak faggot who's seed can't make an heir
>>69011470
shite m8. thats one big bitch
>>69011442
Nope, it's jewish fedoracore reddit shit. "I would have le died to le get you thereXD". This show is pure reddit incarnate. NO scene in this shit piece of shit show is good, not a SINGLE ONE. Everything is abysmally beyond redemption, the show started off as a 6/10 in season 1 which was good but every season since then has been 0/10 forgettable hollywood-lite trite. If you like this show you NEED to go to r/got
>>69011564
They acknowledged the memory loss. But not the change in personality or values.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
>literally NO CIA scene yet.
>already 1/5 through the season
hahahaha, MUH LADDER, literally C-Tier side character that will die mid episode mid season in a 30 seconds scene CONFIRMED
>Fat woman has literally just given birth
>she isn't in bed for the next week but instead just walks into the dog hole
>>69011404
the actor will have a better excuse for only using one facial expression
i liked it
>>69011430
Both Balon and Roose have a good chance
Balon, because his death furthers a whole new storyline
Roose, because people are more interested in the North storyline, if Roose is the one, Walda will probably be in the background I think
/o/ here.
It seems a lot of you don't like the show. So why do you watch it and spend so much time talking about it? I mean, I don't like minivans thus I don't drive them nor do I go to a minivan forum to bitch about them. I simply ignore them.
>>69011578
>I will laugh if they brought Jon back to life just to kill him again in episode 4.
That's what's going to happen. Build up our hopes and smash them.
>>69011561
heh
>>69011561
Jesus.
>>69011549
>we know
Not all of us are aware of it clearly. Don't be a cunt.
>>69011284
Would you fucking stop? You remind me of that "it's a meme, you dip" kid.
Thank fuck for filters. Goddamn.
>>69011561
Thank you. They literally reduced Roose to New Tywin.
>The War of the Five Kings, they call it. Well, the other four are dead.
This is an actual line of dialogue in the last episode
>>69011560
Man what shitty fanart. Yara looks better than that shit.
>>69011594
Beric isn't supposed to have changed his values, he just slowly loses his memories. he's literally a shadow of his former self.
>>69011561
>help me fat Walda
lol
>>69011615
What's wrong with it?
>>69011615
>win the war
>still not King
Fucking Greyjoys
>>69011597
they're saving him for ep 9 where he'll save the jon wildlings manderlys - boltons umber karstark battle by arriving in at the last second with his vale knights
>>69011603
>not starting a thread to shit about minivans
>not posting a minivan ad with some edgy commentary
>not abusing other posters for their supposed pro-minivan views
>>69011615
>Well the other four are Dead XD
laughable dialogue from incompetent Jewish hacks. Made me cringe so hard
>>69011430
Walda because her death was so "brave" and "shocking".
>>69011615
I like that they acknowledged that
>>69011603
People like the show. People here only pretend to hate it because it's popular
>>69011594
Yeah Lady Stoneheart is just like Cat of old its uncanny
>>69011615
>Well, the other four are dead.
>dies literally ten second later.
>>69011390
"uh dude we uh totally had too soz broz call me later k" *kiss noise* you look at your screen and see a fading David Hill contact.
>>69011615
but it's true anon.
>>69011499
"I want magazine stories, books, films, TV, radio! I want us on air 24 hours a day! This is our moment!"
>>69011615
>Balon won the war
I dun believe it, p o e t r y
>>69011414
the ser pounce is azor ahai theory makes more sense
>>69011356
Hopefully not having Frey onside is what fucks him in the end. Would be pottery.
>>69011654
You're a fucking idiot. The show is 0/10 reddit dogshit garbage
>>69011626
He did though. He used to be a gregarious, flamboyant, glory loving knight. I'm sure he was honorable, but it wasn't his defining feature. Much like how being vengeful wasn't Cat's.
>>69011499
Not supporting Ecclesiarch Sparrow is a crime against the Seven which brings great SHAME
>>69011621
>yara looks better
Are you literally blind? Yara looks like a man who decided to sew on an uglier man's face and almost did a good job.
>>69011430
The peeing lad
>>69011615
EXCUSE ME.
I love how we can see Balon reacting to Stannis' death but not King's fucking Landing.
I thought there would be a parade of some sort - literally the only known threat to King Tommen's reign is DECEASED (nobody knows about Dany).
Yet we get no reaction.
It's insane.
I understood the rage for Episode 1 but to be honest lads now you're just being autistic.
Episode 2 was fine. Wasn't a 9/10 but it wasn't a 4/10. Pretty enjoyable.
Who's dying next ep?
>>69011561
I didnt mind show roose too much
He was really well acted for sure and his death was reasonably unexpected
>she gives you this look
what do
>>69011615
That's not obviously bad dialogue. I probably wouldn't pay it much mind if it was spoken in any other context than this, in terms of writers.
>>69011659
How do we know Balon is actually dead? He fell into water after all
>>69011566
Yara going all pacifist is not weird
She literally tries to convince the people at the Kingsmoot with brokering a peace between the Ironborn and the North.
The irony is that she uses pinecones, acorns and dirt as the 'wealth' gained from the North with such a peace deal
While in the show she says that good men died for such lousy wealth
>>69011598
This is how it should have gone:
>Walda in bed with babby
>Door creeks open
>Walda: "Roose?"
>Couple dogs creep in and the door closes
>Cut to Ramsey walking away (down a hall) with screams and dog snarls in the background
D&D are hacks
>>69011332
why is Conan o'brien allowed to dry hump Natalie dormer like that
>>69011307
Why would they be loyal to Ramsay over Lord Bolton himself? That makes no sense.
Sure, they may be terrified of him, but what's one man against a garrison of men loyal to the Lord of the Dreadfort?
>>69011683
His sister just died and parties are a sin against the 7
>>69011583
Is this some weird polpasta you guys cooked up in the last couple of hours? I suppose any comment with "fedoracore" is useless anyway, so I'll filter that shit too.
>>69011683
News travels at the speed of plot in Show Westeros.
>>69011231
>making Ramsey comically evil AGAIN
That scene was just downright stupid. You'd have to be a literal retard to think something as edgy as the hounds killing his stepmother was a good idea.
>>69011674
Then why do you watch it?
>literally no hot sluts on the show left
>literally no explicit 5 minutes sex scenes in ages
no wonder this show is so downhill atm
>>69011694
...because his corpse washed up onto shore and they sent him out to sea?
Did you not watch the funeral scene?
>>69011687
Meh. They butchered important parts and changed some of the best dialogue for literally no reason while there was literally nothing especially good in it. It wasn't as bad as the first episode but it's still bad.
>>69011700
Yeah D&D couldn't write their way out of a paper bag. Fucking hacks. Has anyone on here told them how shit they are at writing. How have they been not fired yet. The majority of users on this site could write a show 10x better than those hacks
BALON IS ALIVE
SHOW US THE BODY
>>69011700
>door closes
>cut to ramsay outside
>screams
>opens the door a little to peer inside
>gets a splash of blood on his face
>quickly closes the door
>smirks
>>69011613
>>69011615
>>69011639
>>69011555
Clearly the book-reading bed-wetting beta brigade will whine about literally anything.
>>69011688
>Who's dying next ep?
Davos and I"m not even joking.
>>69011680
And that art literally is a man. Thats ok though I see you just grabbed the first image on google.
>>69011692
>tfw Cersei will never rape Sansa and make her tongue her asshole while calling her her little dove
Fuck DnD
>>69011615
That's pretty much how Balon speaks in the books. He's a fucking moron.
>>69011722
Death this season were literally gore slasher-tier.
>>69011727
>Missandei still alive
that's all that matters
>>69011447
>Doran got killed by literal who's last episode with guards all around
Daughters of a well loved prince. They also hated Doran. I don't like it, and Hotah shouldn't have died like that, and that episode overall was dogshit, and there small chance all the guards would turn on their lord like that, but you're mischaracterizing shit out the ass.
>>69011728
Yes, but we saw a body but no face so Balon could still be alive
>>69011743
>>69011613
Tywin, Doran, and now Roose. Both incredibly smart and crafty men foiled by shithead family.
>>69011743
>SHOW US THE BODY
They LITERALLY showed us the body you stupid faggot.
But more importantly:Is it confirmed yet?
>>69011560
>pleb who wants all female characters to look attractive
you should stick to watching cartoons
>>69011750
>Ramsay will never rape Cersei and make her tongue his asshole
>>69011231
>tfw you'll never be able to turn yourself into a loli
how can i into faceless man?
>>69011769
why does Aeron look even older than Balon
>Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?… No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap.
poetry in motion lads
>>69011769
Is that Aeron with the white hair?
>>69011747
come here you shit I have some more piss-wine for you to drink
>Damphair
>hair is not actually damp
>>69011772
They showed a body but no face.
Balon is thus still alive
>>69011774
saved
>>69011796
Yes
>go shopping in the morning
>a bunch of normies buying diet coke and popcorn
>talking about GoT and their "boi" Jon Snow
>one of their iphones starts ringing
>he has the GoT intro theme song as his ring tone
>literally all of them start humming the theme song
>literally can't get the cringe off of my face
I hate this show
So is Robert Strong going to personally come after each and every person who made a banter during the Walk?
Where's Tyene? She's best girl atm.
>>69011798
This guy's like twice the age of Euron, no way he's the Damphair.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108671
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108671
>>69011707
He's famous
Famous people get away with that
>>69011746
kek
>>69011754
Exactly. Ramsey's just so comically evil now. They had some chance to give him a little depth (maybe by having him be nice to Sansa or something like that), but they completely threw it away for shock value.
>>69011798
>Damphair was raped by Euron
>Aeron is the youngest brother
CONFESS!
>>69011823
literally who
>>69011799
Hello Big Guy
>>69011774
10/10 OC, I approvefucking confirmed
>>69011825
Didn't they confirm it on the site or some stuff?
>>69011698
No she doesn't. The pinecones and shit are the plunder from the lands they've already taken (Winterfell, Deepwood and the Stony Shore). The meaning is identical to the show.
>>69011823
Literally the queen Westeros deserves.
>>69011748
>implying
you can see him at the battle for winterfall dumb ass
>>69011657
She was a bloated corpse in a river for a fortnight. John was dead for around a day refrigeratorland.
>>69011836
Hnnngh. Need a few more scenes with Margaery being whipped.
>>69011746
Kill yourself. Or apply for an internship at D&D
>it's a people praise GRRM for references things from history interview
Sure, they're doing it in a retarded fashion but at least they're cutting down on characters and plotlines. Take note Gurm.
>>69011739
I know, crazy isn't it!
>Margaery confesses
>She has to twerk in front of everyone at the sept
>mfw
>>69011816
That's who DnD make the show for.
The type of people that see Doran dying and go - "WHO'S THAT GUY?"
>>69011839
The only good thing to come from the Dorn arc.
>>69011816
Did you ask them to bed the knee or be put to the sword?
>>69011798
>this man got raped by his little brother Euron
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>69011746
kek
>D&D killed 3 kings of the ruling houses in 2 episodes
Bravo Nolan
>>69011817
The finger wagging guy is fucking screwed.
>>69011799
They did show his face, they then covered it in seaweed
Ramsay's become so Snidely Whiplash that whatever horrible thing he does on a week-to-week basis is no longer shocking, but feels more like just another delay for an inevitable and already well-deserved end. A baby and its mother getting chewed to death by dogs should not be so... expected. Or boring. Every time he does something now, I imagine the words That's Ramsay! popping up and him soft-shoeing off the screen.
>>69011692
*unzips cock*
>I swear it by the salt throne
What?
>>69011798
Was that generic extra supposed to be Aeron?
>>69011893
Five kings bruh
Kings need a throne
>>69011833
>>69011873
I don't know fellas, I've given up on trying to explain stuff.
>>69011873
There is no shame in that. The entirety of Westeros is going to be raped by Euron.
Is this a good deal?
>>69011883
lords*
>>69011348
Fucking this.
Littlefinger literally makes the show.
>>69011889
Go on
>>69011549
>Eko
He's a cunt but he was here long before you were.
>>69011872
Why didn't he form a fucking square? I mean, the archers already had their bows out, but they draw their swords anyway?
>>69011859
>books are filled with dozens of juicy whipping scenes
>the showcucks have skipped literally every single one
>>69011899
I think so yeah. Supposedly confirmed by D&D in an interview or some such (haven't read it myself).
>>69011404
Is zombie jon different from zombie Beric?
I thought Beric's wounds all healed, THEN he comes back to life. Jon still had the gashes all over his qt tummy.
>>69011887
The baby thing was a shock for me, to be honest. I never thought he'd actually go so far as to kill his baby brother.
Also, I did not expect Roose to die so fast. I thought he'd be there until episode 7 or 8 at least.
>>69011756
I meant the literal who's as in none of the Sand Snakes have actual power
It's not like as if the four of them would stand a chance against the entirety of household guard, nor would any of the guards have to fear any retaliation
My point was that for some reason, you can kill every powerful person without any fear of retaliation as long as you are somewhat related
Guards won't intervene,
>>69011831
Ramsay is worse in the books.
the issue is that the mediums are completely different. they have to kind of muck around with giving Iwan some sympathetic traits to prevent his scenes from being one-dimensional because he has to actually be present instead of us hearing about him via Theon's internal narration .
>>69011878
Is he dual-wielding from the start?
do we still have any hope left?
>>69011933
Not very PC, are you