old >>69007534
good episode
>home
theon's going back to winterfell to become the ghosts of said winter fell, isn't he
When will C-3PO kill the sand snakes?
>>69008893
old thread, had to reuse this general instead
>>69012103
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Why didn't the High Sparrow arrest Jamie for incest? Am I missing something or was it just bad writing?
So what happens to the stormlands? Their rulers are dead and entire army wiped out
Reminder
nth for you have no cock
the roose is loose
but not as loose as his bowels after he got stabbed
>>69008893
Why do people make new threads so quickly? It constantly disrupts banter.
>>69013203
Westerosi inheritance laws state all land must go to the sand snakes
>>69013203
Lannisters gift it to a lord who stayed loyal.
>>69013201
Jamie told him to tread lightly.
Or Sparrow realizes he needs to be careful now that there are more threats around. At least Tommen might finally stop being a pussy and get the City Watch and Kings Guard to go kill them all.
>>69013215
>Ayymon
>ywn cheer up sad melly after she comes over to your house for vague business
Was Roose really that hated? Even among his own men?
> winter arrived months ago
> kings landing still warm as fuck
> not even snowing at the wall
What the fuck?
Next week:
Dany filler
Meereen filler
King's Landing filler
ToJ
Return of Rickon
Overall it will be better than E1 but not as good as E2
If/when Ramsay dies, do they have any other living family to claim the Dreadfort and Bolton land? I mean, who’s in command of the Dreadfort right now? Will he bend the knee to Jon/Sansa/whoever after Ramsay is kill?
>>69013278
>500 year old slag
no thanks
>>69013278
fuck you and your poorly edited with pain .jpg
who /waiting for based preston to update/ here?
>>69013308
It's confirmed there's only 2 KG at ToJ in the show?
>>69013345
In the books this question would be answered.
In the show DnD don't see people looking beyond "HURR DURR I LIKE KHALEESI XD".
Did Tyrion let the dragons go free or just unchain them so they can move freely around the room?
>>69013337
>not as good as E2
>E2
>good
>>69013399
>No Dany
>No Sand Snakes
It's as good as it's going to get from here on in m8.
![[smirking].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JIkqWty.jpg "[smirking].jpg")
>>69013337
>E2
>good
>>69013382
>One of the worst episodes of all.
You being obtuse. It's not fun to just hate everything for the sake of hating. I've shat on every GoT episode since season 2 or 3, because they were horrible, but this one was actually good. Tommen was good, Tyrion was good, Jon ressed, Davos was great, the ironbabbies were okay, Brann's scene was okay, Theon was good, arya was as boring as always.
It was a good episode. Suck it up and cross your fingers for a more memeworthy episode next week, you pessimist bitch.
>>69013337
>E2
>good
>>69013399
Roose was an awesome character, tywin tier
Don't forget that in the books ramsay killed his original son, too.
>>69013337
>e2
>not total shit
>>69013439
>Davos was great
Nope, i still don't see why he wants jon alive so badly.
Also theon was actually great, leaving us guessing whether he goes back to winterfell or iron islands, i'm guessing he'll be the ghost of winterfell
>>69013337
>E2
>good
>even remotely good
>leaks show Ramsay's and Jon's forces battle out in the open
Why would Ramsay abandon a fucking fortress to attack an army with no siege weapons?
>>69013465
>don't forget
I couldn't if I tried
>>69013493
>>69013463
>>69013437
>>69013399
How can you tell if someone's a retard
they use meme pics
they use reaction pics
they use meme arrows
>>69013298
Winter season doesnt starts immediately with storms ,that comes later
>>69013524
>t. /r/got connoisseur
> North literally told the king to fuck off
So why hasn't Tommen ordered the North to be reconquered?
>>69013501
>Nope, i still don't see why he wants jon alive so badly.
Davos and Jon were friends, and Davos can see Jon is the right man to lead the NW. I don't see why he needs more reason than that.
>>69013524
>you're retarded because meme meme meme meme
>E2
>good
>>69013555
How does anyone survive if winter lasts up to 20 years in their world? That's years of no harvest and no hunting (mist animals would starve as well)
>>69012237
He's obviously going back to the Iron Islands and either get elected king during the Moot or help his sister get elected.
>>69013337
>The second episode of the sixth season of HBO's Game of Thrones, based on the book series by George R R Martin and adapted for television by Dabid Benioff and D.B Weiss
>Suggesting that the aforementioned episode holds any objectively measurable merit or quality
>>69013514
It was though. Stop hating just to hate. I've disliked every episode for several seasons, and s06e01 was dogshit, but this one was good.
>>69013580
>>69013559
you only use reaction pics and meme arrows because you have no argument
>>69013524
>E2
>good
>Another 2 manly men dead.
>Another Stronk Woman "WE WUZ KHANGS" Plotline arises.
If Jon forgives the nights watch for killing him like a fucking cuck, and doesn't cut that little faggot kids head off, I think I'm done Famidollos.
>>69013644
>cannot understand how shit the episode is
>why is everyone memeing me
can we have a /bedwetting/ general for bookfags who just want to bitch about stuff?
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E02.PROPER.720p.HDTV.x264-BATV[eztv].mkv_snapshot_03.03_[2016.05.02_14.26.59].png](https://i.imgur.com/HXaGxMC.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E02.PROPER.720p.HDTV.x264-BATV[eztv].mkv_snapshot_03.03_[2016.05.02_14.26.59].png")
A Thousand Eyes and One^W Two
They have millions dollars per episode, why can't they use basic make up?
Honestly, if GRRM spent half the time he shit posts on LJ on the books, he would be finishing up the dream of spring.
>>69013599
>How does anyone survive if winter lasts up to 20 years in their world?
There aren't many good explanations, but we suppose they hoard food/grain, buy some from the lands where Winter isn't as severe, and grow a little bit in greenhouses etc..
>>69013565
Tommen is a bitch who does what he is told, he cannot plan wars. Besides his handlers are more worried about maintaining status quo until they are powerful enough to boss around the Lannisters
>>69013644
>the episode was good because i say so
>mememememememeememememe
>WOW U DONT EVEN HAEV ARGUMENT????
>>69013603
That sounds like a WAAAY shittier plot than him going back to winterfell and hiding in the crypts
doesn't he know secret ways in and out of the castle in the book or am i wrong on this one
also, i've had enough of women defying all sense and logic of the world in which they exist(westeros) and ruling
Now that Tywin, Stannis and Rooseman are dead, whoe the fuck am I supposed to root for? I liked the "45+ masculine cynic with a plan" type in this show and there aren't any of those left anymore.
>>69013690
>if GRRM spent half the time he shit posts on LJ on the books, he would be finishing up the dream of spring.
this is the undeniable truth unfortunately.
>>69013682
>he's STILL trying to force an unfunny may may
>>69013308
Why the fuck is he crouching?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10109035
http://www.strawpoll.me/10109035
http://www.strawpoll.me/10109035
What are the odds of Dany finally deciding to go to westeros by the end of this season?
>>69013736
jon snow and daenerys targeryen, the true heroes of the show you silly
>>69013201
He's a mysogynist and likes to watch only women's suffering.
i've read the books but clearly i've forgotten something
what is "the ghost of winterfell"
>>69013775
>those meme answers
Fuck off HBO shill/rebbit.
>>69013278
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69013603
He goes there, Euron gets elected and sends him to get a dragon from daenerys. Asha goes with him, then Euron laughs his ass off since he got rid of easily of his brother's heirs, because taming a dragon is retarded so they will be killed
>>69013820
what is "google"
How is Sansa not pregnant? She was literally held captive by Ramsay for what months?
>>69013779
>last episode ends with a pan up to dany sitting with 3 dragons by her side
>camera zooms on her face
>its time time end this game of thrones
At least this shit end next season
>>69013848
You're joking but the sad thing is that at this point, I can see that fucking happening.
>>69013902
There's 8 seasons.
Not 6.
>>69013841
D&D meme magic
>>69013925
That's contested. HBO want 8, while D&D want to finish it in 7.
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Do davos and melly know that stannis is dead and lost the battle?
What as the reason behind sad mellly in previous seasons, i cant remember
if theon is the ghost of winterfell then how come he was in a point of view chapter thinking "i wonder who the ghost of winterfell is" you got damn idiots
>>69013775
Realistically it was a 5/10.
If you care about book stuff, 4/10.
The only reason it seems so good is because it's following a literally 1/10 episode.
>>69014057
because theon durden
It has probably been asked in one of the many threads but did this ever exist ?
Requesting dump of D&D nailed it stuff
>>69013278
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69013167
>Where was the Martell prince when the sand snakes murdered him?
He was in King's Landing. The establishing shot before that scene was the King's Landing harbor, he was painting an eye on a rock for Myrcella's funeral, and last episode, Jaime and Tommen talk about his death. Surely Ellaria wouldn't notify Jaime of his passing. That, and no-one mentioned Doran's death.
>>69014184
Seen these hundreds of times and they still make me crack up.
>>69014093
That scene? No.
>>69014093
>cerseis changed you guys
>she got a new haircut
I'm an intern for D&D. In one of our story discussions they basically decidedDany will be invited to Dorneandlez out with one of the sand snakes
>Don't have to watch Kelly C be fat
>No meme sneks
>Dragons
>Giant
>Fat bitch dead
>Bran returns
>Jonny Boy returns
>Thought they were going for the Jon ends up living on in Ghosts body for a second
Pretty good senpai
So, since Quentyn has been skipped entirely, I assume that we won't see anymore Dorneshit?
I sure hope not, Dorne is fucking garbage in the show.
>>69014093
>>69014227
that kind of helmet, duh
>>69014266
Not like this
>>69014311
I'm hoping they realised that and are in the process of writing it all out.
>>69014311
In one of the trailers there's a shot of the snakes charging into battle on horseback so they'll be back
So why is anyone even watching the show at this point?
1. Melisandres tits
2. Waiting for Arya to finally start doing something
3. Waiting for Jorah to die
4. Tyrion
5. Dayne
6. Waiting for sneks to die
7. Waiting for Tommen to fuck up faith militant
8. Waiting for Jon to die again
9. Waiting for Bobby B to resurrect from the dead
Bonus: Waiting for Daenerys to give up on commit sudoku
>>69014342
bollocks
there is no such shot
>>69014184
keep them coming
>tfw lost my virginity to an exact copy of Lyanna
feels aight man
Are we gonna ignore how awesome it was when the giant took that guy by the legs, and made a fresco out of him?
Will the media ever be free of jews?
>>69014338
I don't think they can dump it entirely. Either Jamie and Bron go commando again and kill them then drop Dorne or Dany comes over and takes Dorne
So what happened to the cannibal Wildlings? Thenns wasn't it?
>Melisandre: "WHAT KND OF HAIRCUT DO YOU WANT?"
>Jon: "EVER HEAR OF BERIC DONDARRION?"
>Melisandre: "SAY NO MORE"
I watched an episode of this show without seeing any others
So that guy who plays Tirion is a hilariously bad actor right? Everything he says I can't take seriously. Also how is Ramsay so damn edgy? I know he tortures people but having his baby brother getting torn apart by wolves, what the fuck.
>>69014424
abandoned plotline
What the fuck was even that ending?
[GASP]
[GASP]
[GASP]
TENSE MUSIC
>>69013337
I don't think it will be rickon, might be Osha
GUYS
Game of Thrones S06E02 Hybrid 1080p HDTV DD5.1 x264-DON
GET IT WHILE IT'S FRESH
>>69013599
Also, surely the whole basis for a year is seasonal in the first place. Why are their years not just really fucking long?
I thought Sean Bean was supposed to reappear?
>>69013381
Cant wait for more Chad.
>>69014369
This bitch was in a Brit soap opera in a bit part once I think.
>>69014321
Oh yea I've seen a few that are of similar design.
>>69014484
Its leaked its rickon
>>69014486
>not Web-DL
what's the PC term for wildlings?
>>69013690
Because Max von Sydow's like 90. He wouldn't be able to do makeup.
Hey guys what if Theon gets captured by the Umbers whilst riding alone, and he is actually the gift in the trailer, and its him we see burning on the cross?
>>69014489
That was just some guy filming who couldn't make out who the actors were. He knew it was Ned so just reverted to Beany.
>>69014321
Previously in the show? Yes.
In real life? Probably, but not in anywhere near as ornate a form. It's not a bad helmet design, the fin gives good protection from overhead strikes and the faceplate is good, but there's no way it would have been something mass-produced in 1200AD.
>>69014515
Wow someone's not on HDB. Do you even know who Nick007 of Don is?
Most of video is from the better quality 25 fps H.264 BS666 capture that was slowed down to 23.976 fps, recap/next ep preview and 23.976 audio were used from MPEG-2 CtrlHD capture.
Also C MORE SERIES HD logo was removed by overlaying rectangle from CtrlHD capture (and same for the black pixels in the top left corner).
As usual with HBO, there is a switch from 2.0 to 5.1 after intro.
>>69014489
>women and normalshits won't even know who these people are
>won't even know what's going on
So is Georgie pissed about the huge plot reveal?
>>69014489
they still gotta do Ned praying to the old gods for Catelyn to love Jon
>>69014517
Free Folk
>>69014517
free folk duh
>>69014444
Quaddlequads confirm, all hail lord of light
>>69014547
dumb frogposter
>>69014295
>Thought they were going for the Jon ends up living on in Ghosts body for a second
Pff please, its obviously supposed to show he could detect Jon being alive, how the fuck would Jon being in a dogs body work for anyone?
>In season 1 Ned remembered fighting as Arya sparred with Syrio
>>69014563
thanks, knew i forgot something
>>69014517
Illegals
Mel used to be the bright star in the show, why did D&D turned her into a depressed old hag?
>>69014549
He's rolling around on his mattress filled with HBO money. He doesn't give a shit at all.
>>69013278
DON'T CRY, MELLY
ARRRRGGGGHHH...how could i have not seen this coming....arrgggghh ...SAVE ME WALDA
>>69012152
No it's not. IF you think that you're a fucking retarded redditor who has no taste in anything. That episode is SHIT, pure undistilled SHIT. Stop being a D&D apologist, they're raping the show into the ground with they're lousy plotlines. The books are so much better, do you not know how to read, fucking retard?
So will Jon be the same personality wise now that he's back or will he be fucking pissed off and vengeful?
The gift Ramsay receives is a brand new crate of fresh sausages.
>No Tywin
>No Roose
>No Stannis
A KINGDOM NEEDS STRONG RULERS WHO KNOW THEIR SHIT, NOT CHILDREN AND WOMEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69014524
I read mostly fantasy and non-fiction. It's obviously not that simple senpai.
what the fuck is Martin's blog even about? Just take a look at it and the shit he's been posting the last few days.
I bet in the next episode Jon says I AM THE NIGHTS WATCH.
Someone cap this
How did Ser Robert THE Strong know that the dude was telling bad stories in the bar????
Does he go out on his time off and have a good time drinking even when though he's queered?
>>69014613
wew lad
Tyrion is a targareyn bastard and the her mother couldn't handle spawning a dragon, plus that'd explain why tywin left kl
>>69014184
Moar
So...what happened to the Mountain Clans?
>>69014601
She will find her new purpose in Jon, you just wait.
>>69013278
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69014489
Looks like barney stinson from that reddit show
>>69014601
Because her world collapsed when Stannis was defeated.
>>69014549
As long as he gets money he's happy.
He's a piece of shit who doesn't care about his own work.
>>69013278
Don't cry, Melly, regardless of how low your tits are on the telly
>copyright strike on frikidoctor
Can they really do that? He just summarized the plot in his own words.
>>69014601
When a guy you thought was the reincarnation of a god gets raped you tend to get depressed.
Still waiting for:
>Loras
>Mace
>Olenna
>Littlefinger
>Rickon
>Osha
>Sam
>Gilly
>THE HOUND
am I missing anyone?
>>69014601
She literally lost everything she cared about, dude. You'd be bummed too.
>>69014619
Who /mature men/ here?
> im so sorry I betrayed you Stark
> I did it for my crazy father
> It was wrong
> and I wante to make sure you, Sansa, arrive safe and sound to Jon at the Wall
> also I dont want to be forgiven
> well then it's settled
> come with us
> join the night's watch
> amend your sins serving under a "Stark"
> or pay for your sins and get behaded
> since you dont want to be forgiven
LOL JK IM GOING BACK TO MY CRAZY FATHER
>>69013690
I say I was really dissapointed with how the Three-Eyed Raven looks
I expected him to be some kind of Tree Gandalf, instead he just looks like a regular old man
>>69014621
>>69013768
Cos he's Arthur fookin' Dayne.
When did Roose Boltons wife give birth?
Doesn't any woman struggle to even stand hours after giving birth?
>>69014356
1. yes
2. waiting for her to finally get killed
3. no
4. yes
5. more or less, dual wield memes aside
6. fuck yes
7. yes
8. would be a good kek
9. would be a good kek
Bonus. let this happen
>>69014619
>Jamie
>Benjen
>Blackfish
>Randyll Tarly
>Greatjon
>>69014184
>>69014633
>>69014622
And the next episode sand snakes say WE ARE DORNE.
>>69014625
Cersei sent him out looking for him
No one comments on her tits and lives to tell the tale
>>69014515
>Trump Reddit Deportation meme
kekked desu
also saved
>>69013729
>the episode is bad because I say so
>mememmeme
>wow u don't even haev argument
>>69014640
CIA killed them off
He's not going to let rebels freely operate in the vale
>>69014667
The Hound will be in episode 4.
Rickon is in episode 3.
Littlefinger probably won't show up until he saves the day in episode 8 or 9
*Record Scratch*
Hold up, that's me
In order to tell you how I got here we gonna have to go WAY back
>>69014679
>>69014689
>>69014591
Because its been foreshadowed in the book and he's a warg, I didn't actually think the show would do it, but it's a well known theory, why are you so mad?
>>69014679
She just method acting.
>>69014672
If Game of Thrones taught us anything is that balding man can pull of medieval fashion real nice.
Stannis, Roose and Jorah are hot as fuck
>>69014601
I actually really like this, primarily because in the books we are never given reason to believe that Melly actually believes what she says about Stannis, and isn't just using him for her own ends/her religion's ends. Actually making her completely distraught at his death and remorseful of all the actions she pushed him towards; I like it. It was good.
To be frank, everything at the Wall was good this episode.
>>69014590
don't you ever fucking reply to me again
>>69014715
Guys I'm afraid the tower of joy fight is gonna be on equal shit level as the arena one.
>>69014674
He's actually sad because he's so close to Sansa and doesn't have a dick
WHY RESURRECT JON
WHY DAVOS
WHY DO YOU CARE
>>69014715
Mereen's shit in the books too
book 4 and 5 were complete shit, not only the writing too
>>69014356
Because I've been invested for six seasons and it's allegedly almost over
>>69014709
Serious question: why would CIA save the day? Wouldn't it be better for him to let Ramsay's forces wipe out Jon and friends then he wipes out the battered Ramsay forces?
>>69014739
>>69013820
john cleese
>>69014625
It's perfectly plausible that she has spies and shit telling her about that stuff.
>>69014752
It would be better if you killed yourself
>>69014740
Arena fight was good and well done except that roll you posted.
You should be afraid dual wielding would be snek fight tier.
>>69014711
kek
>>69014693
How did she know!?
>>69014762
>>69014740
Yes
>>69014726
Sorry m9 I'm not mad, I dunno about theories, my bad
>>69008893
This episode was not as shit as I expected it to be desu
>>69014689
someone needs to make a link with all of these
>>69014762
That was some ass though
>>69014788
I thought we'd agreed never to mention the snek fight again.
>>69013278
don't cry melly pls
A+J = T
>>69014674
yeah I don't get this scene.
Is he going to help get to castle black then go back to the iron Islands?
or
Go back to kill Balon but he's already dead
>>69014748
because burning his only daughter was the last straw for Davos
Also he doesn't fucking know where Stannis' body is, so even if he wanted to res his king he couldn't do it
>>69014762
>spunky
what does that mean?
>>69014759
Not to mention it would be the second time Jon gets bailed out by a relief force and at least the 3rd time a force swooping in to save the day was used
>>69014733
The wall was shit this episode. Also what about that one melly pov chapter? She seemed to be pretty sure stannis was AA.
>>69014795
Does Davos know stannis is dead?
>>69014517
african american
>>69014093
>>69014539
they based the armor design off of a mixture of Samurai armor and western plate - it never existed in real life but the design is cool.
>>69014762
Tbh these make the books sound way better than they actually are.
GURRRRRRMMMMM's ideas and shit are good but he's so fucking awful at executing them.
Nigger can't write for shit
>>69013278
>DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69014674
the writing of this how has become so fucking non sensical
>>69014793
because he's the ALL HAIL THE ROYAL TITS guy from her walk of shame
you really think she wasn't categorizing and vowing to have everyone she saw murdered at a later date?
>>69014815
S-sorry, caught up in the moment.
>>69013337
Why are people acting like this post implies E2 was good?
It's merely saying that E3 will be worse. Learn to fucking read.
>>69014793
He was telling the truth. She didn't want the word to get out.
>>69014822
Davos doesn't know about shireens burning.
>>69014827
>>69014827
>using terrible quotes to defend the show
Try again showpleb
>>69014807
She was best girl
>>69014827
THE MORE SHE SHAT THE MORE SHE SHAT SHE SHAT THE MORE SHE DRANK SHE SHAT
are there any good actors left in the series? they all got rid of the good ones
>>69008893
>melissandre didnt use ghost to resurrect jon
>siphoning ghost's life energy and transferring it
>or taking some of "the blood of the wolf" or some shit and tossing it into the flame
>she just gives jon a haircut
If the show got you into the books, you can fuck right off.
The show was so damn good to you, you read thousands of pages of the book.
If you read the books before the show, proceed to criticize.
>>69014827
Was that really in the show?
Sounds retarded as fuck
So is Hodor going to be important? Seems like a random ass decision to just make it so he could talk as a kid if it doesn't eventually lead somewhere
>>69014674
>>69014821
Theon is the king of bad decisions. he's incapable at this point of doing anything that would actually benefit him in the long run.
Why are the writers such hacks? How did Daario get all the way from the Dothraki Sea to Pyke and what was the excuse he told Jorah? They should have killed Balon when they were supposed to so Euron's timeline is less fucked up desu.
>>69014827
I don't mind Darkstar that much because you could tell that he tried to look edgy but was shit. Aryane couldn't because she's a woman. He failed to kill Myrcella at close range.
>>69014877
Theon
![350px-Mathia_Arkoniel_DarkstarDayne[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VbYTeWO.jpg "350px-Mathia_Arkoniel_DarkstarDayne[1].jpg")
>>69014827
The names Gerold Dayne, but you can call me Darkstar. Got a nice ring to it don't you think
how will Lord Bolton meet his end?
>>69014827
I wish Darkstar was in the show.
>>69014862
This. It's not unlike Cersei to be a total whore. That Robert Strong specifically knew who to kill, where and when he'd be there, etc. Kind of confirms that.
She could've fucked moonboy for all I know.
>>69014862
>>69014858
>yfw she knows that in the real world we're talking about her too and SRTS shows up at your house
>>69014884
She gave a monologue to her fucking sisters, who should know this shit already.
>>69013736
Tyrion is approaching 45 and has a plan.
Roose/Tywin/Stannis are all atleast 50 if not 60.
>>69014762
Kek.
>>69014882
>fuck old witch that's experimented in convoluted magic hasn't ever tried resurrecting anyone even though she knows how to do it
>>69014872
There are a handful of cases where the show did it better though.
>>69014356
zombie mountain killing a bunch of faith militants eventually
white walkers killing a bunch of crows and wildlings eventually
dany being found and getting back to the whole muh thrones crusade only to be smacked out of the air by a blizzard while riding a dragon and the long night starts with her unconscious laying on the broken body of a dragon as frost forms on the land scape and all the things that go bump in the night creep up on the horizon eyes glimmering in the inky blackness
>>69014547
>implying Bran and the crow won't have retardedly clear dialogue explaining every little bit of it
>"OMG WHERE ARE WE? THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY FATHER, EDDARD STARK. BUT IT CAN'T BE BECAUSE EDDARD STARK WAS BEHEADED BY JOFFREY IN SEASON 1 EPISODE 9
>We're at the Tower of Joy, Bran. Your father, Eddard Stark, and his friends are here to rescue your aunt, Lyanna Stark. You remember Lyanna? Her kidnapping at the hands of Rhaegar Targaryen was the reason the war started. You know, the one that led to Robert Baratheon being king. That fat guy who was killed by a boar, you remember?
>>69014877
yeah I was saying this earlier
RIP michael mcelhatton, charles dance, stephen dillane, word on the street is that rory mccann might be coming back though
>>69014675
This, isnt book raven half tree half man? This fucker just sits on the branches like a monkey
>>69014908
you can see the t*rk genes
>>69014883
>Want to read the books
>Crippling autism doesn't let me start reading the books until the series is over
>GRRM is the slowest writer ever and there's a high chance he'll die before he finishes the series
>>69014887
Pretty sure Theon is longing for the sweet release od death at this point
>>69013736
Davos, Jorah
