>Don't be a... TOMMY TEXTER
What did they mean by this?
That you shouldn't text in a movie theater
>name shaming
>Don't be a sally seat kicker either u fuckin cunt bitch I swear to fuckin god if you kick my seat one more fuckin time I'll kick ur teeth in
What did they mean by this?
>feel my chair being ever so subtly kicked
>turn around
>it's not Suzy Seatkicker but instead some little boy
Fuck you, Cineplex.
>>69005837
that I should be a bitter manchild instead
>be a tommy texter
>get shot
>sitting in theater
>reserving seat for wife
>some guy is standing there and keeps asking me for the seat
>tell him to hold on
>take out phone to ask her where she is
>the tommy texter short comes on screen
>lights go out, film starts
>have no choice but to let guy take the seat
>he keeps stealing my crab legs
>turned out wife was fucking the projectionist
>get yelled at later for not buying my Wife's son enough skittles
fuck that shit seriously
>all those white ppl
>>69006075
tommy isn't white
you can tell by how everyone is looking at him
>>69006000
shouldn't have been a harvey hogger you twat
They mean if you're too goddamn stupid to turn your backlight down or too much of a spaz to watch the movie. Leave or stop being a faggot.
>>69006075
Yes, you'll notice that the theater would be otherwise peaceful and orderly were it not for Tommy.
I like how they made it Tommy Texter even though 99% of the time it's girls doing this shit. They just knew if they made it Trudy Texter they'd have to deal with so much shit from idiot women's groups that it wasn't worth the trouble.
People are so fucking pussy whipped these days it's fucking unbelievable.
>>69014116
they got sally soundtrack spot on tho
>Don't be a... PULLOUT PETER
Cum inside your gf and let everyone enjoy the kino.
They've got nothing on Ronnie Raper
>>69006000
She was just being polite.
If you enjoy the movie, you should always be a PROJECTIONIST POUNDER
>>69014116
Kill yourself pig
