>"Did you just call me... BLOB!?"
No. He called you bub.
Are Americans really this stupid?
>>69005312
>are Americans really ____?
>>69007475
>image.jpg
there are interviews with the actors and writers where they carefully explain why they wrote it that way, you should watch them if you're having trouble OP.
>yuropoors can only post about americans when they are all asleep otherwise they will get btfo like they always do
>my face when americans call chips "french fries"
>my face when americans call crisps "chips"
>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"
>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"
>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"
>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"
>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"
>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"
>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"
>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"
>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"
>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"
>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"
>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"
>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"
>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"
>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"
>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"
>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"
>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"
>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"
>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
>>69005312
>Are Americans really this stupid?
Take a wild guess.
>>69007596
There's a difference between chips and fries though. Chips are thicker.
>>69007596
Seriously though, I will never understand why Americans call some weird scone looking thing a biscuit and get confused when you don't call biscuits "cookies"
ITT: Salty Eurocunts
>>69007682
I've actually seen Americans make this distinction without prompting. Fries are the thin ones, wedges are the really chunky ones with skins and chips are inbetween without skin.
>>69007820
>>69007891
>chips are inbetween without skin.
Don't they call them steak fries? Also wedges tend to be oven baked, rather than fried, which is another difference between them and fries/ chips. They're more like a chopped up baked potato.
>>69007596
>twisting plankhandles
I'm from Europe and our doorhandles don't twist. In America you have those round doorknobs that you spin/twist, except for the front door where you might have an actual door handle that you move up/down. In Europe most of them are like that.
Could you be an American in disguise?
>>69005312
>ends up getting killed off-screen
What a shit movie
>>69008082
>superpower is being morbidly obese
Thank god.
>>69008053
A lot of older places in England use round ones. They suck though, if your hand's not completely dry they become a bitch to open.
>>69008130
Limp wristed, slack jawed faggot.
>>69005312
I hate how this thing just unraveled at the end. Jesus christ.
