>>69003603
>Can't really fight
>Can't really hunt
>Can't really cook
But I know how to fuck.
the kid in world's greatest dad that accidentally hanged himself while masturbating
>>69003603
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
I dont talk much, and when i do i sound funny.
>>69003603
not ever sure if awake or actually dreaming
>>69003603
>>69003603
>>69003603
So you're pretentious and mentally ill?
Awkward dude with frizzy hair and glasses.
>>69003603
"I move around a lot because things tend to get bad when I stay."
Intelligent, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humor
>>69013496
Nice movie fama, pretty much no one talks about it around here.
Fisherman from Godzilla
Because my fucked up my nose during the weekend.
>>69016363
He looks like the facebook frog.
>overconfident
>not in control
>loudmouth
>little guy
Bill Wilson is literally me
>>69003613
>>69009777
>tfw loser
>>69009777
checked, but only 2 digit away from a quadtrip
>>69003603
>>69018471
can i see ur feet
>>69018542
>>69003750
if you bring it like that, thats me except i do know how to cook
>>69016572
this tbqh famalam
>>69018781
>slightly autistic
>perfect gentleman
>girls still won't fuck me
>angry at the world
Feels bad mane
>really like dark stuff
>black is my favorite colour
>listen to metal
post feet
>>69019451
literally me
I like the smell of napalm in the morning
>attract women effortlessly because of my good looks, charm, and alpha behavior
>suffer crippling depression from a difficult childhood resulting in an inability to really connect
>>69003613
>start watching the wire
>see this guy
>think "jesus that's pretty much me except i have a small dick and im fat"
>think I'll post him in one of these threads
>open thread
>first post is this
First post best post
>>69020940
>i have a small dick and im fat
Are you me?
>brave enough to fistfight a werewolf
>stupid enough to fistfight a werewolf
Came in expecting a pic of Sasuke, whoa.
>beta orbiter
>try convincing female friends to sleep with me so I can catch their STD and ease their shame
>>69019463
THIRTY SEVEN
>>69021187
Same desu
"Hope I give ya the shits!"
literally me
>>69003603
>>69023605
Yiff in hell
literally me