post shows that were misunderstood in their time
>>68981833
I'M GARTH MARENGHI
AUTHOR, DREAMWEAVER, VISIONARY, PLUS ACTOR
>>68981979
I thought it was "Class Actor"
>>68982030
Both work
>>68981833
>British """""""""""""""""""""""HUMOR""""""""""""""""""""
>>68982030
"Plus actor" makes more sense, he's listing off his accomplishments (although I think the main joke there is that only two of those are actually noteworthy things)
>>68981833
>I had a cat once, dropped a sofa on it. It was a write off so I stood on its head
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>>68982220
And bits of sick.
>>68982220
And bits of sick.
>They tried all the positions: on-top, doggy and normal. Exausted, they collapsed onto the recency extended sofa-bed. Then a hellbeast ate them.
>>68982041
Indeed, hence my confusion.
>>68982086
I don't know if you're British, but here to refer to oneself or a thing as "class" is to infer you or it are pretty darn good.
Ie, "'ere Tracey, 'ow wuz y'shag?"
"It were right good, 'is cock were class."
>>68981833
You mean like the real show, or the fictional show within the show? How many levels of irony are we operating on, man?
COOL IT SANCHEZ, OR YOU'LL GET A KNUCKLE SUPPER!
>>68982266
if you ever read slightly porny pulp horror novels from the 80's this like is hilarious
>>68982057
Oh look, it's the autist with the broken quotes key.
>>68982252
>>68982254
>1 second apart
Impressive.
>>68982266
This line always gets me.
>>68982321
In particular, Shaun Hutson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29QIBCUFpjo
the interview segments were the best
Why won't she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive, like Dagless.
Richard Ayoade always has me in stitches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MsYislXJg
>>68982420
sweet, i'll check him out
i found this one at a yard sale. it's about a mutant spider that lays eggs in people's stomach which then explode out of you when they hatch and grow to enormous size. the first victim is a little girl and part of the book is from the spider's pov
also there's lots of fucking and people being killed while fucking
>>68982528
his fake bad acting is amazing
>>68982725
Their explanation for it (not acting, but the truth) has me in stitches every time
>>68981833
>I call Garth 'the Orson Welles of horror', and it's not just because of his weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brpUVlXt1f0
>I think I'm gonna die!
>>68982661
That sounds amazing, but you must check Shaun. If only for Slugs (it's what you think) and Spawn (psychic abortion) and Erebus (Bad beef makes Vampires)
He was inspiration for Garth, covers especially.
>>68982528
>cutting off before garths line
Is this now just a Darkplace appreciation thread?
>I haven't acted since. some would say I didn't act during, but, er,those would be unkind people. I did my best.
>>68982954
As if that wasn't immediately obvious.
>>68982528
The best part is that his dialogue would be genuinely good if it was delivered as we can infer was intended.
>>68981833
Miami Vice sure hasn't aged well. I don't even remember it looking like that.
>>68982902
huh. i wouldn't have guessed this was based on a book
>Daddy don't forget me...
I won't but you are dead,
You have a little brother now,
And one day we'll all meet...
>>68983199
In Valhalla.
>>68983154
Haven't seen this in years, but yes it's based on a book.
>>68983199
>>68983233
You know you read it in his voice.
>>68982266
That line makes makes my sides explode off every time i hear it
>>68983154
>MUERTE VISCOSA
HE WHISKED OFF HER SHOES AND PANTIES IN ONE MOVEMENT, WILD LIKE AN ENRAGED SHARK, HIS BULKY TOTEM BEATING A SEDUCTIVE RHYTHM
She knew babies were meant to kick, but were they meant to scratch? No, they weren't.
>>68983746
>ywn read a killer baby novel by garth marenghi
>>68982886
>we have to stop the bleeding
>>68982528
>camera pans to focus on his hand
>puts his hand down too fast
the 2nd watch through when you pay attention to all the fuck ups in camera movement, eye trace, and composition is amazing
