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>>68980424
Interesding
I never realized he was holding that woman the entire time.
MHWAAAAA... the forced memes
>>68980424
CHAMPAGNE?!
>>68980424
POUR MY SON
He doesn't do anything?
>>68980424
is that Paul (my) son?
>>68980424
I love you masson
There is a CALIFORNIA champagne...
>>68980424
are french people even white...?
>>68981397
i'm french and ia m white
>>68981482
Shut up Muhammed
ACTION, ORSON, PLEASE...
> " Hmm...let's replace the wine with colored water this time...at least Orson will be comprehensible.."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqSmnrlgiHQ
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
>>68980465
don't you ever talk to me or Masson ever again
>>68981945
don't pour me or my wife's son ever again
MAUGHAHHHHH the FRIENDSand BANE have always been celebrated for their BIGness. there is an Usbekistani fliiightplaaan by Bill Wilsón. Inspiiiiiiired. by that same masked mercenaRY. itsfiledwiththeagencyandlikethebestflighplans it includes me, my men, doctor pavel here, but onl-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb1KndrrXsYDid they just end up dubbing him in?
>>68981610
the extra deserves an Oscar for not breaking character during the takes
