What was his fucking problem?
>>68978121
He died for you, nigger lover.
>>68978121
He looks crossed
>>68978121
>making fun of a total bro
fuck off, jesus was a bretty gud person
>>68978121
nothing, everything went as prophecised
>>68978173
kek
>>68978121
He died for your sins, ungrateful nigger.
>>68978173
C A R L O S
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>>68978260
I don't get why Christians think everyone is born a sinner, how the fuck can a newborn be a sinner? It makes no sense.
>>68978121
well the movie doesn't make it clear, but in the book you can read that he was totally giving himself in for the sake of others even tho he didn't really want to
the writers did a bad job of cutting off the supper scene from the movie, but it'd be too long otherwise
Jews
>>68978121
Fuck off. Jesus was a nice guy, it's like hating the cool guy from school that was friend of everybody. It's just wrong
>>68978308
Original sin faggot. Do you even theology?
>>68978173
Lmmmmmoooo
>>68978121
Was getting caught part of his plan?
>>68978173
Jew better cut that out
>>68978352
I into logic. Theology isn't predicated on that.
>tfw I'm the second coming of Christ
>>6897830 original sin. Mankind carries the mark of it since we fell grom grace into essentially Satans realm. Jesus showed us the way, we are the ones who must walk it.
It makes total sense.
>>68978375
of courshe!
>>68978375
Of coursh!
>>68978308
Cause adam and eve fucked shit up. They were given free will, they ate from the apple tree of knowledge and basically have a little Satan in them that passed along to all of us. Jesus died to tell us...it's ok. You can make it to heaven even if you have sinned. I will endure pain on earf so you cannot have pain in the afterlife.
Fuck off atheist and satanist and muslims.
>>68978461
This was meant for >>68978308
>>68978411
2/10
>>68978411
You must be really smart anon.
>>68978121
Schizophrenia, narcissism, messiah complex to name a few
>>68978308
What I don't get is why we still have original sin after Jesus supposedly died for our sins.
I wasn't raised Christian and I never cared to study theology.
>>68978481
>Fuck off atheist and satanist and muslims.
This.
>>68978558
>What i don't get is the interaction between these two concepts that's been a cornerstone of Christianity for literally thousands of years
>but i dont want to study theology
>>68978121
God complex
>>68978621
>not knowing Jesus said He is the son of man
Are you even trying
>>68978481
>Jesus died to tell us...it's ok. You can make it to heaven even if you have sinned.
Couldn't he have just...you know....told us that? How did his death serve to get the point across?
>>68978481
>>68978560
Yeah, alright. God created the world 6,000 years ago and the entire human race was spawned from a man and a woman in a magic garden. The dinosaur bones are just him testing our faith, right?
>>68978621
kek
>>68978174
>just looking at women is eternal damnation
What a fag.
>>68978461
A human being that hasn't had enough time on the world to commit sin cannot be a sinner. The sins of the father aren't passed on to the son.
It makes no sense.
>>68978461
>It makes total sense.
>>68978816
Do you believe everything you are told?
Are you a scientist or something?
Most saying it wasn't are butthurt atheist like bill nye and penn jillette.
>>68978816
Satan put them there so weak-willed faggots like you take his side cause of your superiority complex.
Enjoy your eternity of burning btw, Im sure youre gonna be REALLY sarcastic then..
Was Jesus the first cuck? Evidence points to yes.
>>68978952
How?
>>68978793
His resurrection is the important part I think.
>>68978880
the O.T. does actually say something like the sins of the father will be passed down for x generations,
but I agree, no savior was called for. At least yet.
>>68978793
Well he got his point across by being crucified :)
>>68978968
The way he let black bulls fuck his wife kind of points to it..
Anyway, I liked the Bible but I felt the whole rape scene where Jesus kills and eats a newborn baby after raping it was really out of place and didnt fit with the entire narrative.
>>68978816
jesus never talked about how old is the world or any of that shite
>>68979021
haha oh man...you should contact DC to start writing lines for the joker..your just CRAZY bro!
>>68978924
>Do you believe everything you are told
No, but apparently you do, because conjecture is the only fucking evidence you have for your fairy tale ass beliefs. Pic related.
>>68978939
When did satan put them there? Give me a chronological order of events here.
Did he dig down and throw the bones in himself? Does he have minions to do it? Is his powerlevel so high that he can just generate mass wherever he wants? Serious questions, I'm curious how you can rationalize this.
>>68978880
It's in our nature to sin since Adam got mankind banished from Paradise, the child will eventually sin.
>>68978816
Yeah, Catholics like Mel, and other non-fucktarded christian denominations, don't actually believe that.
Genesis is a metaphor to us, just like to the jews.
>>68978308
>touched female pussy
> grabs titties
>all before age of 1
kek... if thats not sinning
>>68979066
yep, he put them there himself digging, some thousands of years ago, doesnt really matter exactly when, he knew people wouldnt be able to dig them up till thousands of year later so it doesnt really matter exactly when he put them there
>>68979079
>the child will eventually sin.
Maybe, but until he does, he's innocent.
>>68978816
The Catholic church recognizes and accepts the big bang theory and evolution as fact you fucking retard.
>>68978121
persecution complex like all Juden
>>68979140
There are literally hundreds of millions of fossils around the world. How did he bury all of them? There wouldn't be time. Did he use a shovel? Did he use magic to shoot them out of his asshole thousands of meters underground?
>>68979159
>>68979140
>>68979099
I was responding to a poster that was literally interpreting Adam and Eve, please read posts before replyiing.
Jesus sacrificing ourself for our sons makes zero sense considering he's from god. Can a god even have a "son"? He could make a trillion jesuses and it wouldn't mean a damn thing. Him caring about jesus is basically just him caring about himself
>>68978816
>Taking the Bible literally
look at this top fucking pleb right here guys
>>68978121
He was a Jew. That's all you need to know really.
>>68979214
*sins not sons I mean, fuck
>>68979232
I was replying to a poster that was taking the Bible literally you fucking mongoloid.
>>68978121
I'm not Jewish, I was raised Christian but now am agnostic.
But the concept of Christ is our savior just seemed hokey to me.
When I would pray as a wew lad, I would pray to God the Father, not hey soos.
>>68978411
Yet you're probably still in high school and spend your free time playing video games
>>68979214
Biblical God was a self obsessed selfish asshole though. It fits with his character.
Was Jesus God or the son of God?
>inb4 someone says both and justifies it with doublethink
>>68979259
No you weren't you superpleb
>>68979285
strong argument, you obviously have a logical defense for your beliefs ready to go at any moment
>this thread
>>68979214
Jesus literally is god
>>68979310
"Cause adam and eve fucked shit up. They were given free will, they ate from the apple tree of knowledge and basically have a little Satan in them that passed along to all of us"
k i l l y o u r s e l f
Why are atheists always butthurt?
>>68979200
He's SATAN you fucking mong
Do you think we're talking about some guy here? He didnt have to travel around the world on fucking planes to dig bones you imbecile. He's pretty much a fucking GOD
>did a god use magic?? top keklele
no he went and dug that shit up on his day off right before superbawl
>>68979200
No, you were responding to either a. a halfwit american evangelical, or b. a troll.
Sure is fun to have arguments against strawmen though, huh halfwit?
>>68979301
per christianity, he is part of the trinity: God the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit (or "ghost").
So, sorry to say but hes both.
>>68979357
Because all you religitards keep promoting lies.
>>68979368
Okay, so you believe in magic, like my four year-old daughter.
>>68979375
It's not a strawman if another person is making the argument, dipshit.
>>68979388
Do you hear yourself talk?
>>68979356
>what is a metaphor
fucking kill yourself
>>68979357
Why do christfags believe in magic?
>>68979423
lel.. I'm this guy >>68979281
so I don't know what the fuck to believe
>>68979416
I believe that Gods posses powers humans cant comprehend..if your daughter is on the same level, honestly, Id like to meet her.
>>68979301
If you're not smart enough to grasp the concept of the Father and the Son being both one and two entities at once, then you haven't a hope in Hell of getting your mind around the Holy Trinity.
>>68979416
you're literally arguing with people trolling you because you're a dipshit and you have no concept of satire
because somehow you think it makes you smart to swat down the literal most retarded representation of a belief system
>>68979426
Whether or not you believe it to be a metaphor, that poster was interpreting it literally, and I was responding to that.
>>68978976
>sins of the father
>>68979477
People actually believe that shit, family; In the tens of millions. I have no reason to believe that's a troll when guys in my unit I see every month have the same beliefs.
>>68979466
>smart enough to grasp the concept of the Father and the Son being both one and two entities at once
>smart enough
I think you've got the wrong word there.
>>68979301
>>68979423
You understand that your left and right hands are separate parts, but are both still you, right?
>>68979318
So I'm not wrong? Religion is an inherently sentimental and spiritual belief. It's not based on any logic because proof cannot be provided (it's called faith for a reason), and ideally its not the job of anyone adhering to those beliefs to provide proof or convert anyone else (despite the efforts of bible thumping fundamentalists). You see anon, you don't "into logic". What you do is ignore any questions that might prompt introspection or cause you to question your purpose or place in the world. You dismiss any challenging ideas as idiotic and illogical and distract yourself with mindless entertainment, all the while felating your own supposed intelligence simply for ignoring certain ideas.
>>68979461
>Your 4 year old sounds smart as me
Oh and "pwers beyond your ken", that's MAGIC.
Is your god an alicorn princess?
>ITT
>>68979603
>God must be an average joe working on a factory otherwise I just cant grasp it
Do you know what GOD means? Do you know what a GOD is, whether you believe in it or not?
>>68979591
Tl;dr
>>68979556
I'm an atheist, and I understand how the father, the son, and the holy ghost can be three parts of a whole. It doesn't take a genius to understand that there can be aspects or facets of something greater.
>>68978793
His ressurection was also proof that life after death exists
>>68979615
Strong argument.
>>68979591
I'd also like to add that I myself am not religious, but I just hate teenage atheists who decide to shit on religion while having no ground to stand on in regards to theology. You people are insufferable and ignorant
>>68979461
>I'd like to meet your daughter
pedoscum pls
>>68979301
You have to be able to grasp the concept of the holy trinity to understand. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are one and the same essence, but they are also all individual.
It's WHAT they are, not WHO they are.
Think of H2O: it can be water, ice or steam, but it's all still the same molecule.
>>68979699
Technically the "father" (God) is EVERYTHING. Everything can't be a part of a greater whole.
Jesus was too good for this world
>>68979699
If you havent personally experienced and documented a father, a son, and a holy ghost being one and the same, then it doesnt exist. Simple as that.
>>68979714
>His ressurection was also proof
My childhood dog dug out of his grave 20 years after his death and started tapdancing on my front porch last weekend. Further proof of life after death.
>>68979673
Nonsense.
A sky wizard.
A bronze age tribal totem.
A blanket to cuddle in fear of your death.
God is Bullshit.
>>68979772
Concepts don't have to exist to be understood. Are you semi retarded?
>>68978121
was it worth it for him
>>68979762
The father isn't the other two aspects, therefore is just an aspect himself. God is the whole.
>>68979747
How does God the Father differ from God the Son? In what aspects?
That Cross was heavy and Jesus didn't lift enough
>>68979772
what kind of retarded standard of proof is this? have you personally experienced and documented a blue whale, or the moon? fuck outta here idiot
>>68979795
good goy
the saddest part is that your whole denial of the fact that God is real comes from a place deep inside you which tells you IT IS real, but its so scary that you go the "well, if it isnt posted online it cant be true r-right?" way to feel better about your lack of faith in what you know is there. But you'll come around, sooner or later
>>68978481
You write like a complete fucking retard.
>>68979787
Hail Zog, Zombie Dog, deliver us from evil.
>>68979813
no, I heard he got electrocuted once or twice while on set, and a whole slew of other bad shit happened to him during filming
>>68979762
No, that's pantheism.
You're literally wrong about your own religion. Get help senpai, you need it.
>>68979848
God the Son is also human for one
>>68979907
so someone could have killed him before he died on the cross?
what an infallible plan God had
>>68979907
He's in human form...
>>68979871
>Nuh uh, I'm not in denial YOU ARE!!
Wow, I'm converted.
How does Sky Wizard say I must feel?
If Jesus wasn't real then who created christianity?
>>68979983
The Jews. Quite literally actually.
>>68979983
Jesus did exist. Whether he really was the son of God is up for debate
To all the Christfags ITT
You know that if you've ever jacked it even once, you're going to hell, right?
Same goes for adultery, AKA, sex out of marriage.
>>68979983
Being Real =/= Being Wizardborn
>>68979956
You know how you must feel. You feel it right now in your sick "superiority" while youre posting this shit and you know it isnt your conviction you just hope for someone to prove to you what you feel deep inside is right. The "sky wizard" doesnt tell you shit other than "dont be a fucking dickhead".
>>68979951
No, not just human for or human appearance. He was a true human and a true god. He was born, was raised, lived and died as a human. That's the essence of the christian belief.
>>68980023
>What is absolution and repentance
>>68978173
>>68980071
That shit doesn't count if you have to keep doing it over and over for the same shit. You really think God would think you were serious?
>>68980062
But a human can't be a god, he is fundamentally limited.
Christians... answer me this:
if Jesus was truly the Son of Gold, why was Joseph (Christ's cucked "father") killed by the apostles/early christians?
Might he have known too much?
>>68980128
Well its not repentance if you don't actually mean it, anon. I'm not religious btw
>>68980071
>you can't jack off or commit adultery but if you do just repent and you'll get absolved
Pretty useless morality desu.
>>68980010
Well regardless he was pretty damn smart motherfucker who changed and shaped the world entirely with nothing more than words. Not even kings, caesars, conquerers and all powerful men in history shaped the world like he did.
Not bad for some kid born in a barn
>>68980137
He was a human while he was in this world man. That didnt make him NOT the son of God and a true God. When you agree to play a game, you abide to it's rules.
>>68980023
>>68980023
>>68980023
>>68980023
Christfags please respond. You have grown startlingly silent.
>>68980137
Why not? God is almighty so of course he can be a true human
>>68980184
You misunderstand what repentance actually is.
>>68979848
They don't differ, they're just in a different form.
Back to the H2O example.....put a tray of water into the freezer, it turns to ice. Both are H2O.
Think of Jesus as an extension of God, if that helps.
>>68980232
Probably a bunch of bullshit if you have to keep doing it every time you jerk your cock or bang some fat chick by the trashcans
>>68980221
Not if you repent for your sins. Jesus accepted murderers and whores since they repented.
>>68980059
Yeah, no. I'm not looking to be converted to a cult, you keep lying to yourself. That's religion.
>>68980023
What the fucks wrong with jerking off, who are you even hurting? The world is more then enough populated for a few trillion sperm to go to waste. If I was god, you could jerk off as much as you want s m h.
I was replying to this guy >>68980062
Who said something different from these two guys.
>>68980228
>>68980235
If the "son" is merely an extension of God, the creator, then they aren't two separate beings.
>>68980262
Eh. Believe what you want. I'm not trying to convince you of anything.
>>68980268
So you can just repent for your sins every time you sin? And as long as you keep checking in, you're golden?
I'm guessing that you're going to tell me "you really have to mean it", but chances are you don't really mean it if you make a habit of getting absolution for the same thing over and over again. What a crock.
>>68980184
If you aren't sincere, then you aren't repenting.
>>68980276
>cult
>religion
I dont take part in organized religion my man. God is in my heart.
>>68980235
So God's a Transformer?
>>68980318
So as long as you're sincere, you can keep doing it? Are you sincere every time you repent for jerking your cock?
Why are you even on 4chan, wouldn't you have to repent for that every sunday?
>>68980232
>repentance is such a complicated concept.
Sure thing anon. Teach me.
>>68980323
then you are bound for hell.
I had a similar outlook in high school and was told by the school's "spiritual leader" (he wasn't a pastor) that Christianity wasn't a boat you yourself can get into and wade around in.
"Christians have to be in it together" he said.
>>68980317
Nope, if you use it as some kind of excuse, the all knowing entity which is everything KNOWS (who would've thought?). Repentance only counts if you truly mean it, just like everything else in this world. Oh and the sky is blue, before you ask.
>>68980301
Yes and? That's the point, they are the same
>>68980360
>So as long as you're sincere, you can keep doing it?
No? How stupid are you? If you're sincere you'd stop doing it you fucking dolt.
>>68980317
>chances are you don't really mean it if you make a habit of getting absolution for the same thing over and over again. What a crock.
I believe the idea is that you don't achieve absolution unless you are actually repentant
>>68980323
Oh wow, so not only are you deluded you're a cool hip anti authority unique ice crystal deluded.
>>68980395
Do you masturbate? Serious question.
If so, how does that factor into your theological practices in this case. Do you repent every time you're in a church?
>>68980390
But I am together with Christians. Im not together with some dude I knew in highschool and he's now a pastor and thinks he's in communication with God and if I dont visit him and pay him Im offending God himself. Are you 14?
>>68980403
Then what's the point of calling Jesus the son of God if he's literally God in human form?
>>68980404
Do you get absolution every time you masturbate? If not, you're going to hell, famalam.
And desu I feel pretty bad for you if you are constantly internally shaming yourself for wanking so you don't have to go to buttrape hell.
>>68980404
So you only jacked off once and repented?
being told that he didn't have a father
>>68980364
It's a pretty simple concept actually. I'm surprised you're having difficulty with it.
>>68980421
No, but every time I do I KNOW im doing something wrong and I feel guilty as shit about it. I hope someday I will be better than that and repent and then God will accept me if Im truly worthy. Its a process mayne
>>68978121
He's a masochist. Don't shame the son of god, anon.
>>68979714
>His ressurection was also proof that life after death exists
>proof
>>68980360
I'm just a non-euphoric atheist, not a Christian.
>>68980421
I don't believe in God. I and the other anon are just explaining the beliefs and concepts of someone who does.
>>68980455
>>68980460
I'm a totally different person you retards.
>>68980323
What's the point then? The purpose of a common belief is to strengthen the society and unite people.
The lack of that is precisely why societies always crumble. It happened to Rome, it's happening to Europe right now. It'll soon happen to America.
Even if you're not religious, you have to admit that beinv religious is an advantageous evolutionary trait, otherwise non-religious societies would've emerged, yet every single developed culture in the world emerged with a religion and those that didn't quickly vanished
>>68980505
>No, but every time I do
>>68979543
>I have no reason to believe that's a troll
did you check the url?
>>68980301
Yes, exactly!
God the Father
God the Son
God the Holy Spirit
Different manifestations yes, but all have the same nature.
masturbation isn't a sin unless you do it to the point where it interferes with your life.
>>68980535
I am religious nigga, and my beliefs DO strengthen society around people who believe the same as me, everyday I go out to the world. Just because I dont register "officially" to that shit in some kind of house of worship doesnt mean I dont feel other christians as my bros
>>68980505
Who is masturbation hurting?
It sounds like your god is pretty fucking evil if he would cast you into a pit of fire FOREVER for having a wank.
That's ludicrous.
>>68979591
I literally only said that theology wasn't based on logic. I've looked at a lot of the moral questions theology raises and I don't bash religious people unless they're doing something retarded. That goes for literally anyone of any faith or lack thereof. I don't discriminate when it comes to idiots. They come in all shapes and sizes. These days it's mostly Muslim shits. I love how you assume all this shit about my character though. That I don't allow for introspection or questioning my beliefs or existence because I obviously believe that I'm wise enough to have it all figured out. All in all most of your post was wasted because your accusations were ill-fitting. I enjoyed your pretentious language tho.
>>68980446
Because he wasn't just God taking a human shape, it was actually God born, living and dying as a human.
Just meaning that his death and ressurection were real and not just "lol you can't kill God, y'all are still doomed"
>>68980632
>Pretentious language
What does that even mean?
>>68979591
>>68979685
Pure poetry
>>68980595
Ephesians 5:3
“Among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity.”
>>68980535
>every society emerged with religion and those that didn't
>every
>those that didn't
Wow, does your holy text teach you to be blind to contradiction?
>>68980618
Does it have to hurt someone else to be bad? It hurts YOU. Just sitting there like a hamster with an orgasm switch just pushing it till you die. You think thats a life worth living just cause you dont hurt anyone? You have a responsibility to YOURSELF before anyone else. The world becomes better when the SELF becomes better.
>>68980460
People are just trying to get you to understand simple concepts, but you're content to just switch your brain off, because "muh magic sky daddy doesn't real, lmao!"
>>68980360
How sincere can you be if you just go back to doing it? Your questions are idiotic. I don't think you actually understand the concept of repenting
>>68978173
lol
>>68980689
family, everything you do is an orgasm switch
going for a run, watching TV, drinking a coke, having a wank
it's all the same shit, and if you do it in moderation, it's not hurting anyone
>>68980618
christianity is based around the fact that nobody is without sin. Only the unrepentant are damned.
The whole point was that humanity was supposed to strive for good even though it is ultimately flawed, it is an extremely basic teaching, too bad every religion eventually gets hijacked by complete autists who need to turn it into a rulebook of bad things you shouldn't do to avoid being thrown in a fire in a different dimension.
>>68980618
God sends babies to Hell, because some bitch ate his stash of brain apples.
>>68980689
>You have a responsibility to YOURSELF before anyone else.
What kind of christianity is this?
>>68980674
>Every DEVELOPED Culture
Name a society that emerged without religion
>>68978121
>go to temple
>it's a bank
>have to tip
>>68980744
Yes, interpreting the bible literally is retarded. What else is new?
>>68978845
Who told you that?
>>68980779
Changing the word of God is heresy, there's no INTERPRET
>>68980763
All of them?
>>68978525
>>68978537
tfw internet warriors realized being atheists is not cool anymore so they became christians to gain cool status once more
>>68980708
Just because I point out the flaws doesn't mean I don't understand the concept.
You can keep saying I'm wrong or actually correct me. Since we both know you can't do the latter, keep doing the former. That'll help.
>>68980632
>>68978411 is more pretentious than >>68979591 though...
>>68980732
Nice nihilism there man, but literally none of that shit can be compared to inducing an orgasm which's function is to impregnate the opposite sex. You can literally sit in your room jacking it 24/7 for years and not hurt anyone. If you ran 24/7 you still wouldnt hurt anyone but instead you would GAIN something from it. You wanna tell me after you jack off you feel like a better person? Are you even a dude? But when you run or exercise you actually DO feel better in your core as a person. The truth is literally inside you no matter how much you wanna suppress it with nihilistic views "someone" fed you "for some reason"
>>68980775
Name a society who emerged worshipping your God before they were given the stories.
God is self evident my ass.
His mother's husband was cuckholded by god.
>>68980831
That really depends on your beliefs. The Catholic church interprets a lot of the bible as metaphor rather than literal accounts.
>>68980763
The usual kind?
>>68980863
A tu quoque is not a real argument brah
>god forbids someone who doesn't understand good and evil from doing something
>gets mad when they exercise free will
>holds grudge forever
god can eat it
fedora.jpg
>>68980890
>Orgasm impregnates
Fucking moron.
>>68980863
You don't seem to grasp that even people who have sincerely repented still make mistakes. Does everyone who genuinely decides to quit smoking never touch a cigarette again from that moment onwards?
>>68980890
I don't think any of this shit is in the bible, but I'll humor you.
Everyone jacks off. Everyone. Some people get married and they don't have to do it anymore, but they still jacked off for a huge portion of their life. Just because you're a fucking loser doesn't mean it's because you have a weird cuckolding relationship with god where you get punished for touching your cock.
>>68980959
Thats it's whole purpose, yes, no matter what pornhub told you.
>>68980940
I wasn't making an argument. Just an observation. Learn to differentiate.
>>68980904
>Wether you're religious or not
>Religion is an advantageous evolutionary trait
???
Are you a retard or something?
>>68978121
>challenge local ruling establishment (=priests)
>priests tell their boss (=romans)
>romans don't understand anything
>get rekt anyway
>>68980911
I am a Christian and the bible is the word of God, interpretation is saying God is wrong and you don't know more than God.
>>68981011
Then don't whine if people tell you you're an idiot.
>>68980984
>Everyone jacks off. Everyone.
Just because you can't control yourself doesn't mean no one else can.
>>68980964
deciding to quit =/= quitting
get a better analogy, only the latter would be consider repentance
and you claim I don't understand the concept
top kek
>>68980984
Of course everyone jacks off. Where did I imply they dont? What Im saying is, when you jack off do you feel you gained something from it other than that 5 second gratification and the whole process of hating yourself for sometime afterward? Youre making me sound like some weirdo who doesnt jack off and preaches online about it. I do. And EVERYTIME I feel like shit afterwards, like most of us out there. But when it doesnt fit your argument, jacking off is FUCKING AWSOME!! amirite?
>>68980890
jokes on you, after i fapped i'm a much better person to deal with, i'm calmer and more patient
also i feel better because i roleplay that i fuck the bitches on those pov videos so my brain gives me all the juicing endorphines by using a fleshlight
it's a whole another world actually
>>68981066
Have you ever jacked off?
How about in the past year?
>>68981041
Drawing meaning from something other than a literal meaning is still being taught something. You believe what you want and ill believe what I want
>>68980849
Or maybe you are just a huge faggot
>>68981041
The bible is not the word of God. It's a collection of books all written by humans.
The only pure words of God written in the bible are the ten commandments.
>>68981064
An ad hominem is not a good argument bro.
And nice dodging skills. Still have to clarify how my understanding of repentance is wrong.
The guy who played Jesus came to my family's thanksgiving feast. He was a really nice guy.
>>68981078
>he feels like shit after jacking off
>he also thinks everyone feel that guilt
oh boy you are for a real serious awakening soon
>>68981081
Keep doing it then man, power to you and all that
>>68981078
>the whole process of hating yourself for sometime afterward
I don't know this, lol. Enjoy your bizarre masochism crossed with religion. You ain't gonna stop any time soon, guess you just like suffering.
>>68981078
The only reason for that hatred is because of that Jesus-loving guilt
>>68980984
I have literally zero impulse to jerk off, sorry bud
>>68981095
I have never masturbated.
>>68980849
Being opposed to retarded non arguments doesn't mean I'm religious
>>68980987
I know ignorance is a virtue to you clowns, but seriously, educate yourself.
>bible belt evangelical protestants
>christian
pick one
>>68981145
Have you never jerked off? How about in the past year?
>>68981149
If that is true and you're not a virgin, how long did it take you to cum your first time. Not relevant, just curious.
>>68981126
Im betting most of you are under 25 amirite?
>>68981138
>lol
you WILL know this in some years
>>68981172
about what?
>>68980876
He said
>It's not based on any logic because proof cannot be provided
I said nothing different than him. He just assumed I was a fedora-tipper.
>>68981104
You're going to Hell.
>>68980848
>>68980938
Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee;
>>68981145
t. The biggest liar on this board
>>68981240
and?
>>68981020
I think it was Louis C.K. who described religion as an idea bred by weak men to stop getting pummeled by stronger men or risk damnation
But then you have the Huns who just say fuck it and pummel you anyway
>>68981228
Hell doesn't even exist
>>68981202
>you WILL know this in some years
Probably not, because I'm not gonna be a loser retard like you. Got an army reserve slot, gonna be an officer after two more years, and then I'm gonna work as a cop. Not gonna stop jacking it either. Suck my dick bitch nigger.
>>68979591
>>68980632
It's very logical to want to reconcile with your place in Life
>>68981228
I don't think Christians claim the Bible as the literal word of god. It is a collection of sayings attributed to Jesus, written down by his followers.
>>68981177
read >>68981072
That's me. The one you posted replied to someone else.
>>68981041
Do you think God wrote the Bible himself, or dictated it word fro word to the men who wrote it? The Bible is the word of God in the words of men, received via inspiration
>>68981278
Do you see Jesus say anywhere "you have an obligation to YOURSELF first and foremost?" no you fucking dont
>>68981283
Yeah Im sure I didnt hit too close at home AT ALL with your hostile reply and all
>>68981202
Wiki the term Orgasm
>>68980890
>>68980959
You seem to be confused about it.
>>68981280
Ah, Louis C.K..one of the great bullosophers of our time
>he gets his beliefs reinforced by jewish stand-up comedians
>>68981336
I'm just enjoying making fun of how pathetic you are. Not only are you too pathetic to score, you are being cucked out of your OWN HAND by an imaginary wizard.
>>68981299
>>68981319
I'll pray for you heathens.
