ITT: In honour of the new all girl progressive ghostbusters remake, pitch what classic movie YOU'D want to see remade with an all-female progressive cast. Who are the cast? What's the plot?
All female Back to the Future.
Cast: Chloe Grace Montez as "Martina McFly" and Queen Latifa as "Doc Black"
Plot: Doc and Martina go back to the 1910's to aid the suffragette movement defeat the male oppressor and prevent the dystopic sexist future of 2017 with their science gizmos.There will be a plot point where martina is accidentally raped by her great grandfather and has to campaign for abortion rights to prevent her from giving birth to her own grandmother. There will be a joke where Doc black is refused the vote and she sassily shouts "I DONT KNOW WHETHER THIS A BLACK THANG OR A LADY THANG."
The Deerhunter
Cool Hand Luke
>>68967239
First post is an intriguing post.
>>68967154
Gay niggers from outer space
>>68967154
Schindler's list
>>68967154
Brokeback Mountain
Same movie but with girls
>>68967154
Brokeback Mountain
What do I win?
>>68967331
What do i win?
>>68967331
literally already any lesbian indie flick
>>68967154
Dude, you make BTTF all Black.
Black to the Future.
You make an all female remake of Saving Private Ryan.
>>68967154
Passion of the Christ.
>>68967419
I'm surprised they haven't made a movie out of some obscure troop of WW2 women soldiers that may or may not have existed.
>>68967154
Shawshank Redemption
Cast:
Amy Schumer as Andy Dufrane
Ellen DeGeneres as Bogs
Melissa Mccarthy as The Warden
Stacy Dash as Red
>pic related scene would be more watchable
>>68967154
Fight Club
>>68967154
Brokeback Mountain
What do I win?
I want to see How Stella Got Her Groove Back, but with an all-male, all-white cast.
Bloodsport
Margaret Cho as Chong Lee
>>68967583
I fucked Margaret Cho, tightest pussy I've ever had
Ask me anything
>>68967154
Deliverance
>>68967612
did you put a paper bag over her head?
>follow up question:
are you gay?
>>68967612
Did she smell like cigarettes, fried rice, kitty litter, and despair?
>>68967655
>did you put a paper bag over her head?
No, and I looked her right in the eyes as I was fucking her also
>are you gay?
Could be. I'd be a lying fool if I told you I didn't like the cock.
>Did she smell like cigarettes, fried rice, kitty litter, and despair?
No. She's never been one for fitness, but she's impeccably well-groomed. Her personal hygiene is magnificent. As for despair? What does that even SMELL like?
Patton
>Most disliked trailer ever on youtube
We did it reddit
>>68967612
It's like a burn victim.
>>68967154
>All female Back to the Future.
THE LESBIANS! RUN FOR IT MARTY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOxs43AkWA4
>>68967782
The video of her reading that is even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quRI4G9XB1U
Magic Mike
>>68967612
Why do you lie on the Internet!
>>68967849
>Why do you lie on the Internet!
It gives me immense satisfaction.
>>68967506
Because any existing female regiment in any army in any war probably got BTFO and that doesn't make an empowering movie.
A genderswapped Charlie's Angels would make a billion dollarydoos off bored housewives and teenage girls.
>Channing Tatum, Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling
>Amy Adams as motherly Bosley
>Christina Hendricks as Charlie
Make it a sexploitation kung-fu flick, basically Jojo's Bizarre Adventures.
A Clockwork Orange
>>68968408
A sexploitation flick with beautiful men. This might actually work.
>>68967154
what's funny is that the "all-girl remake" concept started in exploitation/grindhouse films during the 70's, and always had copious sex and nudity. What I wouldn't give for those times to return...
>>68967580
How Steven Got His Groove Back
>>68967154
>accidentally rape
>>68968408
This is probably the only good idea I've heard on /tv/ in the last 5 years
Men in black remake
>women in black
When an alien virus monster called Anita destroys all the men in black and threatens to conquer earth, only an elite team of special agents can stop it.
Starring :
Leslie Jones as J
Maggie gylenhall as K
and
Melissa McCarthy as Zed
COMING THIS SUMMER
Rated PG
All female Reservoir Dogs.
Jessica Chastain as Ms. Orange
Emily Blunt as Ms. Blonde
Charlize Theron as Ms. Pink
Julianne Moore as Ms. White
Margo Martindale as Joan Cabot
? as Nice Girl Edie
>>68968408
anon definitely write this idea down on a napkin and take a picture of it next to today's newspaper because somebody will steal that and actually make that movie
Pearl Harbour, where the kamikaze pilots are all American womyn.
>>68967314
*kek*
Better all-female Ghostbusters:
Cecily Strong as Dr Petra Venkman
Kat Dennings as Dr Rey Stantz
Mayim Bialik as Dr Edna Spengler
Eden Sher as her niece, the rookie ghostbuster
Misty Copeland as the token black ghostbuster
Gaby Hoffman as Janine Melnitz
Sarah Hyland and Emma Roberts as Petra's and Rey's love interests.
>>68968408
Thats money
>>68968853
>"why am i Ms. Pink? is cuz im womyn?"
>"no. cuz vagina"
>*audience laughs*
>Female version of Die Hard
Starring
Emily Blunt as Jane Mcclure
Glenn Close as Hana Schmidt
Oprah Winfrey as Al Powell
Christina Hendricks as Holly gennero
Charlie's angels
>>68967506
>I'm surprised they haven't made a movie out of some obscure troop of WW2 women soldiers that may or may not have existed.
They totally did this in Russia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battalion_(2015_film)
>>68968853
You know, I'd actually watch this
>>68968408
I would not be surprised if this happened and it made bank.
Women whine about objectification until it's an objectification of something they like. Magic Mike didn't make a bundle on the quality of the writing.
The used cucumbers in Fifty Shades theatres say something about the driving force of that money maker.
>>68968853
Make tilda swinton Ms. Pink and I'm there.
>>68970394
Pretty good.
>>68968853
Amy Schumer as Nice Girl Edie
>>68969572
Any hairy pit scenes?
>>68967154
Deliverance
Now that would be good
>>68970512
My nigga.
