Which animal would you choose to be?
>>68955401
Great White Shark. All other answers are wrong.
Parrot
>>68955401
yeast, so I could be closer to pic related's infection.
nigga
>>68955485
being under the sea would be boring
I'm trying to think of a crab legs joke but it's not coming to me.
For realzies though probably a sperm whale. Live a long time, moderately intelligent, and could explore the ocean.
>>68955485
>Get finned by chinks
>>68955508
>Live in a cage and repeat swear words to make your owner laugh
Fruit bat. Both hideous and adorable
>>68955401
a gorilla
so i can cuck white bois
I watched this the other day, it was cool.
What was "the animal no one wants to be"?
And what did he turn the German woman into?
>>68955894
A snail
>>68955894
Would have been pottery if he'd turned her into a rabbit
>>68955401
>>68955485
blue whales have 12 foot dicks though, and balls that weigh over a ton
A lone wolf even though I am already. At least if I wAs wolf I could feed myself and make a more dignified sound when I cry at night
>>68955485
Bird of Prey > Shark
>>68956948
A shark would demolish any bird
>>68956961
I dont mean in a fight, genius. I mean flight is better than swimming.
>>68957001
not if you're in the water, genius
>>68956925
>A lone wolf even though I am already
meme frog
>>68955401
Owl
