why did Jerry keep his bike in his apartment?
>>68954464
Niggers
>>68954464
Where else would it go
>>68954464
Where else would you keep it?
>>68954481
Who /hadtheirbikestollenbyanigger/ here? I know it was a nigger because I was watching the whole thing through my window. I didn't do anything in fear of getting shot or something.
>>68954464
Lot's of people keep their bikes indoors. Specially when the bike is worth thousands of dollars.
>>68954464
His apartment building didn't have a safe bike storage area on the ground level like some buildings do.
>>68954464
why did you choose the one shot out of a million where jerry is shirtless
>>68954603
when i lived in louisiana, niggers stole my and my two sisters' bikes on halloween
guess they were oppressed or something
>>68954619
heheheh
cus jerry is a sex machine
>>68954619
Because I'm gay.
>>68954619
It was the only pic I could afford
Jery get ipad
Because in the Northeast you can't keep it outside in the winter or your seat splits with the freezing.
You can't chain it up when they are cleaning the sidewalks either.
>Hundreds of episodes
>Never once rides a bike
Was Jerry a fraud poser?
he said in an ep its only there for show, bunch of plebs here
>>68954669
But topless jerry photos are more expensive than clothed jerry photoscould this be the beginning of rare jerry memes
>>68954955
>not having a bike locker in the underground parking
Actually, now that I think about it Jerry had to park on the street and had Sid move the car for him. Do apartments in America not come with underground parking?
>>68954464
Why didn't kramer ever steal that bike and pawn it? seinfeld never used it, he was a pushover...I would've robbed jerry blind and blamed it on newman.
>>68954619
>topless pics of Jerry
>topless pics of George
>topless pics of Kramer
>no photos of topless Elaine
>>68955048
apartments in new york dont come with anything but despair
>>68955057
>Newman using a bike
>>68955175
>It's a sweet ride!
>>68955156
lmao
>>68955048
His apartment in Seinfeld was based on a rent-controlled place Larry David lived in along with the 'real life' Kramer. It was on the Upper East side which is actually super nice but wouldn't come with parking.
In real life Seinfeld is a car nut and he had to literally buy a building in manhattan and turn it into a garage for his cars.
Jerry's apartment would be 3,000-5,000 a month if it was market rate.
http://www.zillow.com/upper-east-side-manhattan-new-york-ny/apartments/
Did Jerry and George go to college?
>>68955131
i got you senpai
>>68955275
George got into podiatary school
>>68954619
>>68954664
>>68954667
>ywn have a three way with Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David.
Why even live?
I'm not a nigger but I've stole a bike before. Needed a ride home. Good times.
>>68954464
Never knew jery was /fit/
>>68955275
yes, but I think somewhere in NYC like Jery did IRL (queen's college)
>>68954481
Not necessarily, but definitely this>>68954500
>>68955131
Seriously, when is Elaine's christmas card photo gonna leak
>>68955349
Jerry is one of the healthiest 61 year olds in the entire world
Dude looks 40
Jerry looks pretty built there tbhwy. Can't tell if his chest is decent or if he shaved the hair specifically for that reason.
>>68954603
A nigger stole my bike seat but not the rest of the bike. It was weird.
>>68955388
Nah he definitely looks sixty nowadays.
>>68955388
doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, eats healthy, exercises. he sometimes get shit for it on the show, but I think he does that in real life as well
>>68955458
what utopia do you live in
why would you keep something prone to rust outdoors? best way to fuck up a bike is to leave it outside
>>68955466
Ive seen him smoke cigars on comediansncars
Probably just a cheeky thing. Not degenerate cigarettes
>>68955349
Well he does have a 31 waist
