>You get accepted to the quidditch team for your house.
>Which position do you play?
Your wife.
The mary sue that gets the golden faggot
Beater because I'd be in the dungeon bathroom jerking off because I have no friends and no interest in watching fucking Quidditch
My friend plays IRL Quidditch and hes the Snitch because he's a former wrestler so he gets to knock a bunch of wussy nerds to the ground when they try to catch him
>>68950125
Beater or whatever the guys with the sticks are called.
I'd make my team be 1 keeper, 2 seekers, rest beaters
beaters go and bash the skull in of the other team's seeker. Automatic win
>>68950430
>snitch
>a very fast, not threatening, winged ball
>your friend
>apparently a former wrestler
There's no comparison, that's bullshit.
who here played the gameboy harry potter quidditch game?
that was p gud
>>68950563
>not threatening,
it did try to murder Harry that one time
>>68950635
That's the Bludger ya goose
>>68950635
In the second movie/book? That was a bludger.
>>68950430
If your friend is playing IRL Quidditch then he IS a wussy nerd.
Chaser, the one that actually takes skill.
>>68950430
>My friend plays IRL Quidditch
lmaoing@ ur friends life family
