How do we make the next Indiana Jones movie not terrible?
>>68949397
What is the main goal...
That's how you do it, start with the object first.
So let's say, the Shroud of Turin? It can magically heal people from the dead.
He'd be probably fighting Russians in the cold war at this point, local would be Prouge, Palestine, and cuba for kicks, he fights one really big guy russian, and one really smart traitor CIA spy.
Ends off with plane crash.
sounds good, shroud turns out to be a fake, everyone goes home.
>>68949494
WHERE IS MY PAYCHECK?
By not using 70 something year old Harrison Ford.
Shut Lucas out of it.
Put Harrison in a fucking wheelchair and have him pass the torch off to motorcycle boy for god's sake.
While you're at it, put Spielberg and Lucas in a wheelchair and make them pass the torch too.
>>68949570
>THIS SUMMER
>[Indiana Jones main theme begins]
>AN ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME
>(Indiana Jones rolling away from boulder in wheelchair, holding onto his hat)
>>68949397
Get JJ to direct. It won't be great but it won't be terrible either and instead we'll get something wondrously mediocre.Just like the other 2 in the OT that weren't Crusade.
>>68949570
>pass the torch off to motorcycle boy for god's sake
Now hold on there cowboy, let'snot go crazy.
Let it die, pls. ;_;
Make it about an old Indy who just wants one last adventure before he dies.
>>68949647
There is nothing wrong with Shia.
>>68949570
I'd watch Shia.
>>68949397
Don't make it.
>>68949814
Yeah, he's not bad, it was the greaser image that sucked.
indie started off with a nerdy look, and that made him badass. as nerdy teacher.
if they do that with shia that wouldn't be bad.
>>68949397
BANE?
>>68949859
>I'd watch my wife get fucked by a pack of niggers
what did you mean by this
>>68949859
DO IT
>>68949638
But Crusade was ROTJ levels rehashing... Raiders and especially Doom are the best
>>68949872
Indy wasn't nerdy. He had college girls on his dick 24/7
>>68949397
>add an capitalist double double agent
>Shia
>cgi monkeys
>Jonesey
>ayy lmao
>>68949920
>>68949859
>>68949570
>>68949814
>>68949872
>>68949647
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>>68949980
LaBased
Get rid of Ford. Hire Pratt, he's good enough for the role.
Jones should be young and fit. Sexy, along with the women that he beds.
And get rid of Spielberg, he hasn't made a movie in years.
>>68949859
You know, if this was 2008, I would call you insane.
But after seeing Fury, I have to agree with you.
Too bad they'll probably scrap LaBeouf and Ford for Chris Pratt
>>68949397
Kill Harrison Ford before the shoot begins.
>>68949886
BELLOQ?
>>68949865
This.
>>68949397
Kill the franchise and make a new IP.
Let's make an utterly sexist female Indy just to tell all the meminists to shut the fuck up.
>>68951215
Can she also have affairs with her female students?
>>68951215
That wouls just be Tomb Raider
>>68951320
>Indy's the Womb Raider
I don't think we can save the next Indiana Jones film. But if we start a huge Internet campaign to cram it full of incredibly boring, repulsive, and generally incompetent ideas, perhaps we can prevent the creation of any more inevitably terrible Indiana Jones films after that.
Give it to this guy
>>68949397
Party like its 1965
https://youtu.be/mUc2eLe-ruI
>>68949859
Honestly I'd be ok with this. He's matured a lot as an actor since 2008.
>>68949859
Shia deserves to be brought back, in a larger role... Maybe with Ford in the backseat, like Connery in The Last Crusade
Indiana Jones and The Last Refuge...
Indiana stumbles around the ground floor at Woodstock, tripping off some very strong 'lemonade' while recalling his adventures in the 1930's and 40's to a group of indelicate youths.
http://youtu.be/K8LcqwL8a00
Indiana Jones And The Holiday In Cambodia...
https://youtu.be/KRwUlLahpiI
Don't try old age romance again. Indy's old enough to coach the main romance from the sideline, or abstain altogether.
Recast Mutt with Chris Pratt in the role. Have him follow Indiana Jones on an adventure where he is fatally wounded, causing him to retire. Mutt takes the hat and continues the adventures Indiana Jones wanted to continue but never got to. There, I just wrote the basic outline for a new trilogy.
>>68949397
don't make it
>>68949951
>Doom better than Crusade
lol wut?
>>68949397
how else?
>>68949951
Doom is garbage, son.
Indiana Jones and The Yellow Peril...
>>68949397
>Avoid CGI
>Except the fact that Indiana is old.
>Avoid Lucas
>Add Quentin Tarantino for script/maybe directing because why not?
>Make it PG-13 because Quentin needs to hold back sometimes. Yet he knows his stuff about films and will load it with pulpy 40s adventure film tropes. Plus Temple Of Doom isn't very SJW friendly. Quentin isn't SJW friendly either good!
>Bring back Short Round add subtext of war but keep it subtle
>Essential make a Howard Hawks/John Ford take on Wild Strawberries.
>Avoid dumb secret agent/spy characters
>Set the film in the 60s.
>Jones will hate hippies and communists
>Make it about some Manson Family style cult
>Let it snow ball from there. Indiana Jones vs HP Lovecraft monsters maybe? I dunno at this point..
PLEASE DONT CAST PRATT
>>68953786
Do you have Down syndrome?
