>Chris Hemsworth crying about not being in Civil War after Huntsman bombs
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/04/28/thor-chris-hemsworth-is-not-happy-being-left-out-captain-america-civil-war/83643778/
>Thor, aka Chris Hemsworth
they can't even mention his name first? looks like despite your looks you can get cucked hard
It was a joke. You do know what those are, right?
>>68947896
but Thor was in the galaxy when civil war occurred
i mean, this guy is not being very realistic
>>68947950
They can't handle the bantz.
>>68947896
Instead he'll be in a movie that will probably be the biggest bomb of this year.
>kicked out of Civil War
>"Hulk save his box office!!"
THOR GOD OF JUST
>You will never workout in Thor's home gym
>>68948064
Tarzan vs Ghostbusters
>>68948218
id lick mileys feet
>>68947896
Can Australians go a fucking day without shitposting? Even the actors can't help it.
>>68948218
>tfw you will never go surfing, hit the gym for a pump, then go slay pussy with the Hemsworth boys
>>68947992
Every character in the MCU was in the galaxy when Civil War occured.
>>68948299
His lack of presence is comic and character accurate.
He deliberately keeps himself out of that shit and the "Thor" that appears is a genetic copy. So maybe Liam could have appeared in his stead.
Thor...teh
How 'bout THIS guy in Civil War or the MCU in general??
>>68947896
could it be that for all his good looks Hemsworth doesn't have any charisma?
he's just boring or something
>>68948218
Celebrity worship is so pathetic.
>>68949336
Literally Beta
>>68948218
Doesn't look as nice as you'd expect from someone with money.
>>68949617
True that.
>>68947896
he was a wormy beta since day 1
>>68949135
>you and you beta mates will never be acknowledged by a few girls, so that theose girls agree that you try to give them orgasms, after all the energy and time consumed to be noticed by them
They obviously left him out since Thor and Hulk are way too powerful to be fighting the other avengers and it would put things off-balance.
Would have been nice to see him in some capacity. Best bit of Ultron was when they were quibbling about powering up Vision and he just appeared from nowhere and said fuck your shit, this is happening. He should have delivered a smack to Tony and Cap while he was at it.
>>68947896
>its the workout video
He's not crying about it, the whole thing was tongue in cheek. He even pretends to fly off at the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYn99hZmpw
>>68951524
I thought everyone knew that. How stupid are you idiots?
Hemsworth sucks.
In the Heart of the Sea confirmed it.
Hemsworth still got paid to make Hunstsman 2, I doubt he cares about the box office.
He has Ghostbusters coming too.
>>68951900
Wasnt bad, just forgettable
>>68951524
>there are people on here who don't understand this is a joke
That's it I'm leaving this shithole
>>68949336
Honestly General audiences wouldn't respond well.
BTFO, his career is over once his contract with Marvel expires.
>>68952100
He's made enough money for a comfortable life regardless of new work.
>>68952912
He is also the only one you hear about outside of Avengers.
He is gonna be fine.
>>68951524
Fucking Melbourne cunt
>>68952100
yup he's made poor choices and being in the Ghostbusters reboot will be the worst of them all.
>>68949336
Thorse needs more love
>>68949283
kek manlets btfo
>>68951524
Why make a news out of a joke? Is this the onion?
>>68947896
>TFW when you realize he probably fucked the shit out of Charlize Theron, Jessica Chastain and Emily Blunt.
>>68952077
Glancing at the OP, there's no indication that this is a joke.
>>68953630
It's just your average clickbait and some autists here like OP can't comprehend humour.
>>68953630
Clickbait. Why do you think it's posted on here with a link rather than a quote or screencap? Gotta get that click revenue!
>>68953685
That's why you don't just glance you ADHD idiot
>>68953685
Dude why would he complain AFTER the film was made?
>>68952955
except you know scarjo, downey, and rufalo.
Even evans has a filmography outside muhrvel.
>>68948233
Tarzan will not bomb Yates is actually a good director
>>68954296
>Even evans has a filmography outside muhrvel.
I wonder if he's still gonna try directing after Before We Go flopped
>>68949283
Thought he was dead from the latest Ragnarock and only cam back after it was done.
>>68953656
Bet he made sex at Chastain. They have that vibe in interviews together.
>>68949336
but then Sarah Jessica Parker must go on a hardcore routine to get those muscles
