If you could fight any celebrity, one-on-one, who would it be?
Michael J. Fox.
Pretty sure I could take that smartass.
peter dinklage
Current Muhammad Ali just to say I was able to knock him out.
Christina Hendricks
>>68946501
I would beat the shit out of Bill Maher and cut his Jew nose off.
Myself
Opie
>>68946802
>>68946855
Looks like Shrek
>>68946501
Lets be fair that Papparazi was being a total cunt.
>>68946855
What is that?
>>68946838
this is a solid choice
what a top faggot he turned out to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkGs4ss7zvQ
>>68946855
she looks like a Moomintroll or Snorkmaiden
![rs_634x904-150805072716-634.Miles-Teller-Esquire.jl.080515[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QS9RXvE.jpg "rs_634x904-150805072716-634.Miles-Teller-Esquire.jl.080515[1].jpg")
>>68946501
I'm not that much of fighter, and who knows he maybe even kicks my ass, but if I could only land one hit on him, I would be happy for the rest of my life
>>68946501
Sean Penn Wright
He's the typical lib-douche tho, too old, has'nt found the error of his ways. Michael Moooore on Atkins
>>68946501
Chloe
John Favreau
his face pisses me off
>>68947008
yeah I would fight her with my dick
>>68946961
HOW DOES THAT FEEL FUCKER
>>68946855
>he makes her even fatter with photoshop because he thinks people might still find her attractive
she's literally fucking disgusting as is you stupid fucking tard
>>68946900
A fat woman trying to help a beached whale with a pole.
>>68946501
antje traue and she would beat the shit out of me
>>68946501
>fight any celebrity, one-on-one, who would it be?
Fuck your rules OP
I want a tag team match against the wachowskis sisters
I get to choose the celeb of my choice
Me and Steven "Bithday Punani" Seagal vs Wachowskis sisters
>>68947062
What was it like graduating high school between 2011 and 2015?
John Oliver
i dont think i ever would get tired of punching him in the face
>>68947152
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""sisters""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Seth Green
I don't know why but I feel a blistering fury whenever I see him
This faggot. Don't even remember his name or why I have him on my phone.
His entire career was made because he was friends with Michael Cera in school
![melissa-mccarthy-3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hzsTAMh.jpg "melissa-mccarthy-3[1].jpg")
>>68947266
hey man, she's not perfect, but still fairly hot, and she has that constipated look on her face which makes you think how she would look like when you're stuffing her with cock
>>68946501
Jonah Hill. Sorry I don't have any saved pictures of him to upload because I hate his fat face
>>68947383
her rectum would feel so warm around my cock
>>68946838
I have no idea who any of these people are but I want to beat the shit out of them.
Leave him to me, bros
>>68947332
>>68946501
I'd fuck Devito's ass up.
>>68947336
This guy too. I hate his fat, faggot, pig face and glad he stopped popping up in movie
>>68946501
Kelly Rippa
That's easy, I won't Google a pic of her because I just ate.
>>68946589
His shakes give him extra agility and higher chance to doge.
I'd want to fight one on one would be will whedon.
>>68947332
>>68947332
>>68947332
>>68947152
He, I mean she, knows kung-fu.
I'd beat the piss out of this fag
>>68947806
Good, Kung Fu is a meme martial art
I would fear sombody thats good at Yoga more
Belt the fuck out of this chink without breaking a sweat
>>68948190
who is this qt?
>>68948319
but what if he don wan no trubble
>>68947563
I'll trade my one celeb fight in so I can defend Danny against this twat.
>>68947008
>>68946501
Say 'spontaneous creation' one more time, mother fucker, and I'll put you in a... fuck.
>>68948727
/saved
>>68947208
how recent is this picture? does he still have the hot wife?
Me and Eric Roberts
vs
Schumer and Louis CK
>>68946802
Landis jr pls
>>68948899
>tfw you realize his daughter is Emma Roberts
>>68946694
this and maybe gina carano
>>68949007
forgot pic*
>>68948727
my dick will look huge in her mouth :)
>>68946961
Chad deserved it
Kumail Nanjiani
>>68946611
This, I would just pick him up by his legs and slam him around like a club
>>68949041
No, it still wouldn't.
>>68950853
Marc?
>>68946501
Chloë Grace Moretz
>>68946855
>a pig standing on two legs
>>68951592
>a pig standing on two legs
pigs dont have legs, they have hoofs
Will Wheaton, Antony Burch, that little girl from Sia's videos, that black kid in a wheelchair from Malcom in the midde,etc.
>cmd+f "shia"
>0 results
Only guy I'd want to get my ass beaten by. Would be brilliant.
>>68947070
oh my
someone is triggered
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
>>68947003
Agreed. Fuck this John Cusack hating, box office poison. I'd throw this bitch in as a bonus too.
>>68946501
Bridget the Midget
>>68946501
Bam or wil Wheaton.
>>68948272
>meme martial art.
What is karate?
Yoga? You would be more afraid of a yogi?
How much of a little bitch are you?
>>68948801
>picking a fight with a mecha
![article-0-0F2C22CE00000578-7_634x801[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rmg4Dg3.jpg "article-0-0F2C22CE00000578-7_634x801[1].jpg")
If I see this fucker....
>>68947525
He'd take your ass
>>68946501
Timothy Olyphant. I would fuck that motherfucker up.
>>68946501
Sand sneks, all at once
>>68947663
why you saying it like that?
>>68946501
Howard Stern. I hate that hook nosed Jew.
>>68953071
>why you saying it like that?
What did he mean by this?
Best Emma.
>implying i'd fight back
>>68953078
hey now!
>>68948372
John "frosty flakes" green
>>68946501
Id Beat the fucking fat out of his body
>>68946501
>If you could fight any celebrity, one-on-one, who would it be?
I can't think of any celebrity who affects my life so much that I would want to fight them for any reason.
>>68947152
>Flop after flop
>Slowly becoming trannies
Whew, they don't deal with failure very well apparently.
I'd curb-stomp this old fucker
>>68946501
Irreversible would seem like childs play
>>68951616
They have legs. They don't have feet you fucking numb skull
>>68953292
I take this >>68953274 back.
I would make Seagal shit his pants again as revenge for that terrible fucking energy drink. Even on clearance for a quarter a can it wasn't worth it.
>>68950853
can I please help
>>68953188
same
>>68946501
Emily blunt, but I would inform her that my weakness is being kicked in the balls repeatedly.
>>68952946
What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.
>>68952692
karate hasn't been a meme martial art since machida knocked out couture
the tears of the kung fuist are always sweet
any fucker from that Big Bang Bong theory shit
what a group of semen slurping people
>>68953702
>>68953751
>>68953751
>>>68952692 (You)
>karate hasn't been a meme martial art since machida knocked out couture
>the tears of the kung fuist are always sweet
Mma fags everyone
>>68946501
Seth Rogen
Melissa McCarthy
Amy Schumer
Zack Snyder (but he's got manlet rage)
>>68953915
>Mma fags everyone
I found the Kung Fu master.
Kid Rock. He just murdered an employee, and pretended it was an atv accident. And his music sucks. And lots of other reasons.
>>68953751
Since Couture? Machida was the LHW champion before that by crushing fools with his karate style. Most people can't do it well but Machida figured out how to make karate work in a fight.
>>68946501
Biebs did nothing wrong
>>68953975
>Brah want to go to bdubs and watch semi homoerotic in our sweet tap out shirts?
>>68946501
Break both his legs
>>68954107
Why are you so mad?
Did someone who can actually fight fuck your girlfriend and/or mom?
COME O SWEET DEATH
>>68954163
>if i hide my projection like im insulting someone on the 4 chan ill prove im tough.
It seems you are butblasted.
Hows wearing your sweet tapout shirt? Do people think you're tough? :-^)
>>68954227
0/10
See Sifu after class.
Ben Aflec or Matt Damon or Meth Damon.
>>68954256
Stay mad mmafag
>>68946802
dane dehaan pls go
>>68946501
I'd do a tag team match, no Disqualification:
me and Stone Cold Steve Austin
vs
Richard Dawkins and Neil De Grasse Tyson
special guest referee: Donald Trump
>>68954313
Why are you so mad tho?
>>68954327
>and Neil De Grasse Tyson
Who was a pretty decent college wrestler and would smush you into the ground anon.
>>68954327
I'd tag team your mom with Stone Cold Steve Austin, nerd.
>>68948727
Did you shrink her giant man hands? Rude.
>>68946855
Uncanny.
>>68954369
>old
>I have no morals about not hurting him because I fucking hate him whereas he probably would have morals
>>68946501
Melissa Etheridge.
I have to hear her dyke anthems 1-2 times per day at work .
FUCK THAT CUNT
>>68953702
every fucking time
>>68954328
>n-n-n you are mad!
Stay mad.
no one desu
i would feel bad afterwards
>>68954469
Bruh, I guarantee he could take you.
>>68954533
Why are you still mad?
>>68947018
You would get destroyed
>>68954586
Yumadbro?
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iEIcaUw.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>68954469
>I think I can beat old people up because I am young and surely an old person would never wreck my shit.
>I have no morals about hurting him whereas he would certainly not have the same killer instinct I do in combat.
>>68954691
Y u mad tho?
Liam Neeson
>>68954721
#umustbemadtoberesponding
>>68953274
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
>>68953274
nothin' personnel, kid....
>>68956031
Literally teleports behind you tier self inserting: the career.
And to think I liked Under Siege.
>>68950853
idk who that is but he's kind of cute.
>>68956146
Paki basher detected
