>when it gets made and consumed by morons
>when it makes money

I really hate when that happens.

>Is it on yet?

>>68944167
>FILM EVERYTHING. FROM NOW ON WE FILM EVERYTHING

>turn that camera off!
>points it at the ground
>is it off?
>y-yea.

Characters get angry at each other for no reason

>something happens on camera
>video of them watching playback on camcorder

>camera man doesn't know how to keep the camera steady even if there's literally nothing happening

>Last character to die is dragged away from the camera

>>68944167
>they have some cool robot thing with a camera that can record things
>it breaks so they go in after it

>catch something on camera
>it was probably a dog or something

>>68944477
I find this especially annoying now that modern handicams, even the cheap consumer models, have a ton of built-in stabilization. A handheld shot looks like it could be from a tripod and no one would know. But I guess people in these movies still use shitty tape camcorders from the 90s

>Character is alone
>Jumpscare

>>68944167
>cameraman is the last fucker to die
Or
>cameraman gets killed, film cuts, somebody finds a dead body with a camera, pick it up and start filming like zapruder

>>68944167
>ARE YOU SEEING THIS? FILM THIS SHIT NOW

>PABLO STAY BEHIND ME
>PABLO KEEP FILMING

>>68944167
>WUWUTHAT?

>>68944167
Dumb frogposter.

>>68946289
Dumb postposter

>>68944167
>keep recording!

>REC
>District 9
>Blair with project
Everything else is shit