American Psycho ruined my life.
>At a party.
>Drunk as fuck.
>See a 7/10.
>Go there and strike up conversation.
>We get to quoting movies and guess where they're from.
>I pull "You're a fucking ugly bitch, I wanna kill you and play around with your blood".
>She doesn't know American Psycho.
>Slaps me and tells everyone what I said.
>I get beaten up and someone slashes the tires of my car.
>Word spreads around school I'm a lunatic. To prove them wrong, I send everyone a link to the scene to prove I was quoting American Psycho.
>People get to watching other scenes.
>It turns out American Psycho is a really fucking weird movie.
>Everyone is calling me American Psycho now.
>They write messages in ketchup on my locker.
>They throw business cards at me.
>They blast "Hip to be Square" when I pass by.
>Someone actually sent me a fake reservation to Dorsia's.
I want to get off Patrick Bateman's wild ride.
>>68941319
Should've just talked to her about Phil Collins
i don't believe you are actually that autistic
>>68941319
1. Fake
2. Only an idiot would pick that quote
>>68941319
What the fuck? Who would do that?
>>68941319
Here, maybe these dubs will make your forget your misery for a second
>>68941319
>All these people calling 'fake' that don't understand what fun is
Is it summer already?
>>68941319
Embrace the madness
>>68941588
>having fun with obviously made up bullshit that no one believes
>using the word summer unironically
sure is reddit in here
>>68941319
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This dubs have meant nothing.
>>68941319
u get a free pass to act like a psycho and you complain...what a fag
Living the dream.
>>68941588
>(you)
There was no party. I think you should leave.
>>68941588
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>>68943688
I think we might be on to something here.
>>68941588
We're surrounded by redditors that don't understand /tv/ culture.
They probably take cinema stories at face value as well.
youre living the dream, embrace it
>>68941679
OH FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME REPLY YOU FUCKING TRYHARD REDDITOR BAIT 3/10
>>68944544
>>68943688
>>68941688
>>68941588
>>68941319
I feel your pain OP
>Friends invite me out to a night club
>Don't want to go but they drag me out anyway
>Get to the night club and it's loud and crowded
>Friends drag me upstairs to a seated area where more of their friends are
>Wind up sitting across from a cute girl
>She asks me about myself but I can barely hear her questions
>Realize this is similar to the scene in American Psycho
>Decide it would be funny to give her Patrick Bateman-like answers
>Tell her I work in murders and executions
>She smiles and laughs
>After a few hours my friends want to leave
>Cute girl joins us
>Cute girl asks if I want to share an Uber
>Fuck it why not
>Uber gets to her place and she invites me in
>We start making out and it leads to sex
>Can't stop thinking how Based this is, I'm just like Patrick Bateman
>Decide to choke her while we do it
>She likes it so I keep choking her harder and longer
>Choke her til she passes out and she doesn't wake up
>She's dead
>MFW I'm being charged with Manslaughter and am currently out on bail
Prison's not as bad as they make it out to be on TV, r-right guys?
>>68944544
checked
>>68941319
Terrible thread already
>>68941319
Its because you got the quote wrong faggot
"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death, then play around with your blood."
>>68945365
Please be real
