Dude, do you remember that really old movie called The Empire Strikes Back?
>>68940247
desu this was a fitting line for him and added to my enjoyment
It is really old. I'm 28 and it was released before I was born. Most people in the audience would be younger than me.
>>68940247
>remember that fucking mission on Hoth in Rogue Squadron
>>68940247
the dialog in that whole section seemed off
> the kid may be onto something!
> go high!
reeks of post production rewrite
Still, the end result of all that meddling was tight. Fucking excellently edited.
I seriously wanted to punch my monitor when I heard this
What was worse was they made a quip about how bad the quip was
>>68941475
Escape from Fest? Where you have to escort the little walkers?
I'm having flashbacks
>>68941475
>Rogue Squadron
what a great fucking game
>>68941566
>punch my monitor
>admitting to watching a camrip
>acts like a giganerd
>doesn't know what a fucking AT-AT is
I was waiting for him to shout BAZINGA or something.
>capeshit spam thread #65045
>>68941566
there was nothing wrong with that line kek, it fits his character perfectly
and rhodey saying "jesus tony how old is this kid?" later was perfect too
>dude do you remember the most iconic episode in the star wars saga?
fuck this planet
>teenager finds a movie twice as old as he is to be old
Shocking.
Good to know Spidey's not an autistic star wars turbonerd
>>68940247
Dudehothlmao
>>68941609
as if
>Now THIS is podracing
Ok Spidey give it a rest
>Spidey saying that Cap's shield defies law of physics
top kek
>>68940247
does anything ever get old now days? we keep getting re-runs of 30yo series and movies its not like people have forgotten about them.
>at the airport
>widow: was this a part of your plan?
>yfw subtle baneposting on a marvel movie
>tfw this line kills all hope for a Star Wars / Marvel crossover movie in 20 years
>>68941566
Where'd you find the cam rip? I can only find the Spanish dub.
Dudes 15 fucking years old. Empire is an old as fuck movie to him.
>>68943667
Widow loves to banepost since AoU
>Hey, Big Guy!
>>68941475
>rogue squadron
>and not shadows of the empire
underage b&
Spiderman is older than star wars i don't know why marvel is trying to act like superheroes are some hot new cool shit when they've been around for almost 100 years now.
>36 year old movie isn't old
>THE 15 YEARS OLD HERO WHICH IS THE ORIGINAL QUIPMASTER JUST MADE A QUIP ABOUT A MOVIE FROM 35 YEARS AGO
Wow guys that is really infuriating, the movie surely needed more DUDE JESUS LMAO like true capekino aka Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>>68940247
It would have worked as a line if the new Star Wars didn't come out a couple of months ago and was a smashing it.
>>68944065
>droid pls
>smashing it
How much of Spidey is in this movie?
There was a rumor that it was a Luke Skywalker type thing where hes only in it for a few moments. Is that true, or is he a main character?
no guysssss, you don't get it!
It's meta!
Disney owns Star Wars and Marvel!
The joke is kinda referencing that :') made me laugh to be honest
>>68943847
>they crashed the heli carriers in Cap 2
>no survivors
>>68943741
There was an English cam rip of just the airport fight posted here. I'm not sure if the full movie was ripped in English.
>>68944104
he's not a main character, but he's in the ''big fight'', and has plenty of lines. Peter also has about the same screentime
>>68944104
He's in the movie for about 20 minutes.
>>68944104
Like 5 minutes as Peter, and then the rest as Spidey during the airport fight.
>>68944177
>>68944222
>>68944355
>>68944444
>>68940247
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
>>68944444
oh really?
>>68944566
>>68941566
shut up you tryhard DCuck
Was there ever actually a Spider-Man suit in this movie?
>>68944566
Impressive
>>68945313
No, the entire scene from the trailer was edited out of the final release.
>>68944064
TAYNE?
>>68945394
I meant did Tom Holland ever actually get given a suit to wear at Spider-Man, and if so, how much of it was actually CGI?
>>68945575
I thought he had a suit for scenes that didn't involve fighting. There's a scene with the mask that would have been a remarkable waste of money to do with computers when they could just give him a real one.
>>68945738
Ah yeah. It was way too hard to tell the difference. The CGI was sub-par in this film desu. Hope Homecoming is better in that respect.
>>68944597
THIS
PETER PARKER SHOULD BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD NERD, NOT AN ALT-J LISTENING HIPSTER QUIPMASTER REEEEEEEEE
>no fun allowed
that was pretty funny m8.
>>68941609
I think he was trying to pretend not to be a nerd by feigning ignorance.
That or he is just a nerd without pop culture knowledge, they are called "hardworking and smart students"
>>68943975
>Shooting the Star Destroyer for hours on the Skyhook level just to get it down to 99%
>did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? I'm a spider not a dog
>>68944597
Does the original anon who posted this still browse here. That thread was fucking great. Anon if you're still here you're fucking garbage and I hope you never write movies
this was a great line and a perfect opportunity for Disney™ to cross-promote al their other great products.
All films of the disney coporation have a truly tight script and are freakingly excellently edited.
You all should really watch it in a cinema near you and buy the bluray and 3D edition as soon as they're released.
And remember, piracy kills auteur-cinema like the marvel films, so go and support your local cinemas and hardworking companies like Disney™
>>68940247
>tfw MCU Spider-Man was born after the release of Phantom Menace
>>68943719
Good.
>has like 25 minutes of screen time in a movie that's not even his
>already outclassed any other spider man to ever be adapted on the big screen
maguirefags BTFO
>>68945946
>PETER PARKER SHOULD BE A SOCIALLY AKWARD NERD
Only before he gets his powers. After he gains a shitload of confidence in himself.
>>68940247
>Spider-Man was born after 9/11
This is weird to think about.
It's pretty funny how a 15 year old kid was the physically strongest person in the fight by quite a big margin.
>>68946919
just catering to feminazis who could complain it wasn't one of the chicks
>>68946966
wut?
>>68946919
He could solo captain Murica at the airport but since he's a kid he got owned in all major fights, they make spidey a clown
>>68947114
Are you retarded? He's inexperienced and has never fought anyone but regular criminals before. He still easily defeated Bucky and Falcon at the same time and played the key role in stopping Giantman.
If the Star Wars movies exist in the MCU, does the original Spiderman trilogy exist as well?
>>68946009
Biggest laugh in my cinema
>>68947252
are you retarded? it's fucking spiderman? hello, godlike reflexes? fuckton of strength? do you think they'd win one-on-one throwing punches at a guy who sense bullets coming at him and reflexively dodge them
>everyone quips
>get shit for too many quips
>funnel all quips into Quip-Man
>he gets universal praise
Ir eally dont get it
How does Marvel get away with everything
>>68945313
Yes, there's one scene at the end of the Leipzig sequence where he lies on the ground with his mask half off and the costume waa very obviously not CGI
I saw the movie today, ask me stuff if you want to
Bonus Fun Fact: German privately-owned TV station Pro7 makes a cameo appearance in the form of their news show in this movie, which means Pro7 exists in the MCU.
Pro7 broadcasts DC stuff (Batman TAS and Beyond in my childhood, Flash TV and Gotham nowadays) with german dub. Does that mean DC exists as fictive franchise within the MCU?
>>68948525
Experience makes a big difference. Spider-man with a few years under his belt would beat everyone in that fight except Scarlet Witch, Vision and Iron-Man effortlessly. But he's a 15 year old kid who only just got his powers.
>>68940247
The line is too specific. Does anyone who just views Star Wars casually and not a purist that has an axe to grind with how the prequels refer to the films by only their subtitles? Especially kids, they're more likely to just say Episode 5 or just "that old Star Wars movie".
It's literally fedoras that like to emphasize that "Empire Strikes Back" was their favourite movie ever, and if Spider-Man is enough of an autist to do that he wouldn't just dismiss it as that really old movie either.
>>68948525
>hello
What the fuck
>>68940247
Ive never heard a teen or kid refer to empire as...that old movie.
I just asked my 12 year old son (my son, not my wife's) if Empire Strikes Back is an old movie, and he said it is.
Amazed it took them this long to think of it, it was the first thing that came to mind as soon as I saw Giant Man.
>>68948608
>reflexes, speed, power and technique are all you need in a fight
>experience helps you increase these stats
>someone already has all of the above to superhuman level
let me put it this way, Leo Messi at 17 was better than veteran players at the peak of their career. sry for using /sp/ analogy but you understand now? experience means shit to people who have already maxed out all the stats that said experience gives you
>>68948789
Just asked my gf's 12 year old sis if empire was old. She said no...then continued sucking my dick and humming empire's astroid scene theme.
>>68948830
>but you understand now?
That you are an idiot who thinks playing a game and being in a fight is the same thing. I understand completely.
>>68948830
>Leo Messi at 17 was better than veteran players at the peak of their career.
He was not, you dope. He was fucking good, but not ideal for top level play. His prime came later, with experience.
See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGDylCd7siA
>>68948830
>Leo Messi at 17 was better than veteran players at the peak of their career.
Was it his very first time playing? No retard.
>>68948789
How old is your son's mom
>>68948840
lucky bugger
>>68941385
Leave it to /tv/ to incessantly beg for a Spider-Man who quips nonstop until it actually gets him.
>>68940247
>Hey Guys do you remember that movie Superbad? Well I'm SuperRad!
I was in tears
>>68943975
Has there ever been a more awesome cheat situation?
That ridiculously hard button combination with a payoff that was actually worth it. Shit was insane.
I had to move the control stick with my fucking chin just to complete it.
>>68940247
How did captain manage to break spiderman's webs and overpower him? Spiderman is stronger than Captain.
>>68948887
are you retarded? or do you not get analogies or something
>>68948922
veteran players doesn't mean top level player mate. there are also veteran players in segunda division and Championship.
>>68948951
his first time playing in the first team against top level opponents you pleb. just like spidey he got his warm up from second level players (random criminals).
>>68949084
Damned good training, and he's not weaker than the webs.
>>68940247
Was it on purpouse that he looked a lot like Toby Maguire?
>>68949179
But he pulled spiderman who was holding onto webs
>>68941598
>he actually paid to watch capeshit
I hope you die in extreme pain
>>68948830
It would be better if you used food analogies. Thnaks.
>>68941475
great game
>>68949333
i don't browse /ck/ enough to know about cooking and shit, sry
Does black panther spend all his country income on his own bullshit pretending to be filthy rich like Tony or Bruce? That's why all his nigger country is starving and bellow the 4th world?
>>68949230
He's not heavy.
>>68949534
I laughed my ass off when the Black Panther jet came flying out of the clouds behind Iron Man. It looked like something from a fucking video game.
>>68940247
> Hey guys remember that old ass movie Aliens?
>>68948830
>maxed out all the stats that said experience
what if somebody has all his autism maxed out, to the max, and wants to talk about the logic of capeshit fights on a taiwanese autism test site?
How long until we get the first asian avenger?
>>68945837
>Way too hard to tell the difference
>Somehow this is bad CGI
kill yourself.
>>68948789
>I asked my son if a movie three times older than him is old and he said yes
holy fuck, please keep us updated
>>68946821
You're trash, Frogposter.
I asked my wifes black son if empire was an old movie and the only thing he told me was to shut the fuck up and stop watching capeshit because only white cucks watch this shit... what did he mean by this?
>>68941441
this isn't how kids talk
not to mention star wars is still relevant
better line would just be "have you seen empire strikes back?"
>>68946009
Who is this semen demon and why is Cap kissing her?
>>68940247
>JEZUS TONY HOW OLD IS THIS GUY?!
made me kek
>>68940247
>any of you queer fuckers seen star wars 5?!
holy shit!
>>68950559
>God fucking damn that was a shitty landing because of this faggotty bitch suit, what the fuck were you thinking Tony?
>Captain, I'm Spiderman, go jump on a field of cocks.
>Sup niggers.
>>68940247
I cant remember what rhodie said about that. Something like "tony is this guy a fucking 12?"
>>68949988
Yeh I agree with this. The line isnt terrible, but the punchline would've been funnier if he just said
> have you seen that star wars movie, empire strikes back?
> Jesus Tony how old is this kid
>>68944597
Thank god you're not in charge
>>68951043
or even
> Have you seen the old star wars movie, empire strikes back?
Seeing as the OT would definitely be the "old" ones to a kid when comparing them to the recent star wars movies
DUDE REMEMBER DISNEY'S STAR WARS ?? PLEASE SEE OUR SHIT
anyone else walk out of the theater?? Will Civil War go down as the shittiest of the Marvel Shit Movies for Faggots???
>INB4 THOR IS BAD
they are all bad.
>>68949684
>not maxing out your autism
it's like you don't want to fit in anon
>>68951619
>???
Stop.
>>68946009
>can you move your seat forward?
>>68951619
Assblastted dcuck
>inb4 bvs sucks too
>>68951766
>inb4 >implying I'm a dcuck
>inb4 I hate superhero movies
>inb4 any half-assed defense that faggot makes
>>68951688
>>68951766
>>68951844
>BTFO by repeating digits 3 times in a row
I think you got him guys.
>>68949534
Nah man, Wakanda is supposed to be pretty much the best country in the world. The country is supposed to be very rich and wealthy with high tech. But they don't give a fuck to what happens to the rest of Africa so they don't help the 4th world countries.
>>68951888
They're probably so amazing and rich because they're not held down by the evil white people and institutional racism.
>>68951844
>got btfo
>i-im not a dcuck
Fuck off dcuck
>>68952037
I trashing the dcuck, anon. He was gonna throw out any one of those.
>>68948684
DELETE THIS
>>68948830
Note that this comic took place in a period where Spider-Man had years under his belt and was given a suit designed by Tony Stark that augmented the shit out of his abilities.
He cannot feel his dick by the end of this page.
>>68952136
But im the dcukc
>>68948789
>my son, not my wife's
Sure thing, buddy. The black skin comes from your strong african heritage, for sure!
>>68946009
Damn, that's a good CAMRIP. Which release?
>>68941441
Thing is the original Star Wars trilogy has been rereleased so many times.
DUDE STAR WARS LMAO
>>68943975
RS is superior. Nostalgia can't save SotE.
>>68951914
They're rich because they have most of the vibranium in the world
>>68948562
Spiderman is literally quipman in the comic books
>>68948562
Yeah green arrow should just a be a tough guy or something. He doesn't need to quip. Spiderman and Tony should be only ones quipping.
>>68952758
It was in Spanish. Someone posted a link to a streaming cam recording yesterday. It's down now.
>>68946919
Not really most of caps side doesn't even have powers like bucky and falcon.
>>68946385
Nigga what, quipboy was born in 96. Sheev's prequel was 99.
>>68954345
What? Spider-Man is 15 in this, not 19.
>>68955425
He's talking about the actor, I think.
He sounds like a total British faggot just like the new spiderman. Holy fuck he's supposed to be from new York he's fucking white and american. Fuck marvel. Bring back Tobey the fucking white nerd was perfect
Iron man is such a shitty fucking character. He needs to.fuck off and captain america should get another solo movie
>>68946919
It's almost as if the character of Spider-Man is limited by his own belief in himself and his weakness is his inexperience, not some sort of green space rock!
>>68956269
Confirmed for not understanding MoS/BvS.
The whole point of those films is addressing Clark's uncertainty
Kids don't talk like this. I don't even like Star Wars,but it's pretty iconic and well-understood, no kid would call it "That old movie Empire Strikes Back,".
It's like someone calling Lincoln, "That old politician with the top hat,".
>>68955616
Tobey sucks you nostalgia faggot. Even ASM actor is better, and this spider man nailed it. You're just a contrarian retard
Dear obnoxious star wars fan faggots, not everybody has to like or know everything about your shitty franchise. So yeah, when a millennial talks about that "old movie" with one lousy memorable scene, you take that as a complement.
>>68956457
the entire line is just an audience aware pop-culture reference that banks on people understanding star wars
and even millennials know what fucking star wars is, if anyone ever walked up and genuinely said "Hey you guys know that old movie, The Empire Strikes Back," they'd get weird looks.
source:i'm 18
>>68956478
I know that, but fags way above in the start of the discussion started acting like it was some kind of sin that New Spiderman spoke about it like a lame reference of sorts.
It was kinda awkward (the dialogue) but in all reality, it hit the target audience which also happens to like/know Star Wars.
Besides that, movie was based as fuck.
>>68956573
>, it hit the target audience which also happens to like/know Star Wars.
That's kind of the problem and why it's an awkward as fuck line. It's way too audience aware.
Like Spiderman might as well be winking at the audience like "HEY GUYS YOU LIKE STAR WARS RIGHT?"
>>68940247
Are they trying to make you hate spoderman?
>>68940247
My favorite characters in the movie wereSpidey, Cap, Bucky, Ant-Man.
>>68956617
You are correct.
But also, it could be argued that it fits the character, since he's very, very young, also a blabbermouth of sorts, and those people don't always deliver the most precise references. So that fits there.
I just thank goodness that they didn't make him asperger or some bazinga tier bullshit character. That'd have been shit.
>>68946846
Not necessarily, but fuck that is weird.
>>68940247
Never heard of it. Was that the really shitty Star Wars fanfic where Luke visited some retarded goblin that talked funny, and then some shit like Vader being his father? I remember that going around on xerox-lore about six months after George Lucas died in January of 1978.
>>68942154
Let's see. Vibranium absorbs all kinetic energy.
So how the fuck does he move it?
>>68957067
Friction.
>>68948628
None of the original trilogy are referred to by "episode numbers." Those "subtitles" as you refer to them were the actual fucking titles of the movies, except for "A New Hope," which was released as, wait for it, "Star Wars."
>>68941385
This.
I swear, half the cunts triggered by this are just mad at the word OLD.
>>68957108
He strokes the shield until it engorges?
>>68957269
So you do know.
>>68956827
OMD already did that
>>68957067
Did they say this in the first movie? Because I smell bullshit, anon.
I thought SM comment was because the crazy ass way Cap bounces it around. Nothing deeper than that.
>>68956338
How do you know what 15 year olds talk like?
Do you hang out with a lot of 15 year old boys????
wtf
>>68949988
the original trilogy isn't relevant anymore that's why the new film retreads the same ground, the empire stikes back is old
you're saying its not old and its still relevant because it's from your time
>>68946074
Good point. I can believe someone trying too hard to hide their power level
>>68940247
stupid and cringeworthy, anyone who says otherwise is a dumb af marveldrone who would eat anything marvel dropped on the floor and shit on
>>68957427
There are a lot of kids who are worse than this.
The other day I o erheard a conversation a teen was having on their phone, they of course were shouting be cause every cunt in the world needs to hear them.
It went a little like this.
"Yeah pham, I don't know if I got too good on that test y'get me? Nah, I didn't know who that old geezer with the blunt from wartimes was, one who fought Hitler in the Holes."
Kids are stupid, but ESB is still old.
>>68957581
>I don't like out when my escapism re minds me of my mortality
EMPIRE was old before you were born.
>>68957645
nigga, who the fuck are you even replying to?
>>68957581
No it wasn't. It fit what they were doing to takedown antman.
>>68952793
Wasn't it supposed to come out in 3D?
>>68955538
Then he's a fucking idiot.
>>68946009
I swaer, She steals the movie. Everyone was sighing in cinema for her.
>>68943975
Rogue Squadron was the better game.
>>68951619
>DUDE REMEMBER DISNEY'S STAR WARS ?? PLEASE SEE OUR SHIT
If he said Force Awakened or Rogue One that would be the case.
But the distribution rights for Empire are still in the hands of 20th Century Fox. Disney doesn't get those for the first six for a few more years, and even then, it still won't cover the original (New Hope), leading to awkward box sets.
>>68950673
Did they get Raimi in for Spidey's lines or something?
This movie had some pretty jarring shifts in tone. First half is all "civilian casualties and government legislation", the second half is pretty much just an avengers movie.
Also the big reveal was really anticlimatic, nigga was trying to find a videotape to break up the avengers? He'd already broke them up with his various terror plots.
Still enjoyed it, but it was mid tier capeshit at best. Not as good as Avengers 1, GoG or Winter Soldier, but better than most of the MCU movies.
>spoodermen constantly quips and shit because it annoys the shit out of his enemies and makes them lose focus
>all these jimmies being rustled at a spiderman quip
He's a kid fighting adults, making a comment that makes insecure people feel old.
>>68958451
he "broke" them up with difference of opinion. something people can come back from. he fully broke them at the end by revealing that cucky killed tonys parents, and steve knew. cant come back from that. and at the end, they stayed separate and cap and his team remained outlaws. so he succeeded
>>68940247
why did they go with such a bland line?
>>68956319
>you just dont understand it
Every dcuck ever
>>68940247
I loved it.
This Peter Parker wasn't even alive when the Phantom Menace first came out.
>>68941609
Its called
>Target audience are to stupid to know what an AT-AT is so just call it "the big walking thingy"
>>68940247
>People are OK with a character that severs no use in the overall plot and was forced in during post-production.
>>68944104
He literally has more lines of dialogue than superman does in BvS
>>68962094
This can't be true
>>68962542
It is.
There's a scene where he comes home and Tony Stark is there to invite him to his Avengers, and the two of them talk for quite a bit. Spider-Man is also very talkative during the fights.
>>68962644
Oh shit. Haven't seen bvs but it must have been shit by that dialogue standard...
>>68948525
>hello, godlike reflexes
hahahahaha
>>68941598
It was BRrip, actually. I stole a reviewer's copy.
>>68962094
>He literally has more lines of dialogue than superman does in BvS
wow, BvS must be fucking boring. Spiderman is only in Cap 3 for 20 minutes
>>68963623
There are no reviewer copies, though.
>>68957067
Same way an elevator can move Thor's hammer.
>>68963680
How would you know? You a reviewer?
>>68963736
Because if I were wrong, you'd have proven me so.
>>68963623
You're lying
>>68962094
HORY FUCK
>>68946009
english out yet?
>>68963736
Marvel did private screenings for reviewers.
Don't lie on the Internet, jackass.
>>68941566
>punch my monitor
>watching a camrip
>having no friends to see the movie with
>wanting to watch the movie but to socially inept to even see it by yourself
>being this much of a spag
Have any of you interacted with a 16 year old? This Spiderman was born in 2000
Pretty funny. Well I thought it was, ton of people don't know what star wars is and are older.
>>68964412
Are you saying that you don't look at loners in theaters and judge them HARD? I can't help it. Whenever I see a loner, I just automatically assume they're a massive fucking loser.
>>68964651
>Tfw i live with 7 of my closest friends but go to the movies alone because its hard to get enough people together to see a movie, and sometimes they might not want to see it and im not gonna let that stop me from enjoining a 2 hour movie and a good lunch/dinna.
Though we usually go see the newest capkino in a big group.
>>68964651
No one does unless they actually look like a massive loser.
>Being a nerd means you're a consumerist
Is this why modern youth is going down the drain?
>You're the one who's out, Cap
>Out of your mind!
>>68964804
Tell me, what is a nerd if not a consumer?
>>68965557
A nerd.
>>68944444
witnessed
>>68957158
And more-or-less every subsequent release or broadcast of the movies, particularly those in the last 15 years, have used the episode numbers.
But obviously Peter Parker saw empire in theatres and so he reflexively refers to it just by it's subtitle
>>68962094
holy shit i think you're right
>>68946009
Comedies nowadays can't conjure up this kind of subtle humor, and it's sad that you only ever see it in action blockbusters like these. A lot of the time, comedy genre humor nowadays consists of stand-up dialogue rather than actual comedic visual story-telling like this.
go to bed gen x
