ITT: Prequel quotes
"There's always a bigger fish."
>>68939865
mmmmmmmmIronic
ROGER ROGER
Just like there's always a bigger ship, ie Death Star.
Poetry.
>>68939865
I tried to watch this movie after not seeing it for nearly ten years. This was the exact moment when I turned it off.
>"Flying is for droids"
What did he mean by this?
>"Now this is podracing!"
>it is a coup, then
>'I wish I could just wish my feelings away'
>>68941922
that one physically pains me
Vader was seduced by the dark side of the f-
>I KILLED THEM. I KILLED ALL OF THEM. THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TOO
-oh fuck it.
>>68940877
He's American and wants to fly automatic
>>68941922
What's wrong with this? What would've made a better line?
>Only a Sith deals in absolutes
>HE
>IS THE
>TRAITOR AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>68942014
manual should be globally banned, except for in races, of course
>>68941922
>getting it wrong
it's "i wish i could just wish away my feelings"
>>68942067
Burgers should be globally banned, except for eating contests, of course.
>>68941922
This might unironically be the worst line of dialogue ever written
>>68942085
nice try eurogarbage, my food is pizza
ONLY a Sith deals in absolutes.
>>68942086
>I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.
>t. darth vader
>PEEEEEEES
>>68942109
No need to be upset, burger.
>>68939865
A communications disruption can mean only one thing..
Invasion
>>68942173
look how happy sheev is in that picture
THEY'VE GONE UP THE VENTILATION SHAFT
>AAAH HELP ME ANAKIN, MACE IS ATTACKING ME
>pls ignore the lightning coming out of my hands
>droid plz
>I bypassed the compressor
not in the prequels, but worth mentioning
Wrebbench...where's the wrebbench?
>>68942173
What the fuck is that blue thing. Its been nearly 20 years and I still don't know what Boss Nass is holding.
>>68942306
What's wrong with them?
>>68942360
>it's been nearly 20 years
>''There's always a bigger plane.''
>>68942360
He's holding grafics
>>68942415
There's always a plainer bane
>>68942374
just like with your face, it's the delivery and tone
>>68942415
For you
>>68942360
a snow globe
>>68939865
>I cast summon bigger fish
>>68942401
newfag/youngfag pls
>>68942442
do you even interact with the real people?
>>68942496
no, because I hate the city and state in which I live.
>>68942496
>arguing about children movies with strangers online
I think we all know the answer to that question.
>>68939865
If you're not with me... then you're my enemy!
>>68939865
for you
>Are you an angel?
>>68942209
Negotiations? We've lost all communications!
Your a Jedi too? pleased to meet you
>>68939865
"You are so beautiful"
Where is Padme?
YIPEEEE
>>68942209
INVASION!
Do it
>>68942306
>I bypassed the compressor
There are 2 different scenes that establish that Unkar Plutt installed a compressor that would put stress on the hyperdrive, then when they try to go into hyperdrive it doesn't work, so she "bypasses" it by ripping it out. It's a well-established punchline to a recurring set up.
>>68943410
dewette
>>68943445
sure it is
I don't even remember that scene and who the fuck is unkar plutt?
nice damage control
>>68944988
>I couldn't follow explicit exposition in a children's movie.
>this is the movie's fault
>>68942053
best one lmao
>>68942173
>"Luke, would you like to see some of my old pictures, here is one of the peace celebration after the Battle of Naboo. There is your father right after my master won him on a bet, there is your mother, she used to be the queen of the whole planet, there is the R2 unit I don't remember ever meeting and there is the man that is now the evil emperor of the galaxy, it turns out he orchestrated the whole thing to become chancellor. We should have known there was something fishy about him, he wasn't a good friend"
>>68945062
film is a visual medium
I watch them without sound and subtitles
>>68945771
fair enough
this one
>>68946254
god fucking damn it anom
>>68942209
Negotiations? We've lost all communication! And where are the chancellor's ambassadations?
'I saw a security hologram of him...killing younglings'
MY DELLOW FELEGATES
"You will not take her from me!"
>>68943445
Shit that's actually decent setup for that line. It's still annoyingly stereotypical jargon, but if I watch the movie again it might not piss me off like it did before.
>Sheev: I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. At last, the Jedi are no more.
>Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I have!
It's shocking that RotS is my favorite of the prequels, it's packed with by far the most horrible dialogue
JAR JAR USEA DA BOOMA
MEESA NO HAVA BOOMA
HEIA TAYEK DIS ONE
WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>>68947653
It's not like PM and AotC are much better options
>Anakin: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause]
>Anakin: ... if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
>>68947947
Anakin is literally every man who had crippling autism when younger's cringe memories from High School.
>"YOU have lost"
>"NO nooO NoOOOOoO YOU will die"
>>68942209
or you forgot to pay your phoooone bill
Anakin Skywalker: You are so... beautiful.
Padmé: It's only because I'm so in love.
Anakin Skywalker: No, it's because I'm so in love with you.
Padmé: So love has blinded you?
Anakin Skywalker: Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
GET
>>68948477
I still cant believe there was a period where people tried to defend the prequels
>>68942018
>If only I could just wish my feelings away.
That's a start.
>>68942173
damn the CG looks like crap
>>68942360
It's purple, not blue are you blind?
>>68942173
>observetheireallywishiweren'thererightnowbutton.jpg
>>68947947
https://youtu.be/1Q5Pp7EW4Wg
>its a cumulative effect... Vader's voice is a major motif, so it makes sense that Anakin would talk about his breathing
pitty hot
>>68942082
"I wish I could just..wish away my feelings."
>>68948654
>>68948506
It was some people being contrarian faggots to shit more on TFA, which despite being a mediocre unmemorable rehash isn't as shit as the prequels.
>>68948700
>>68942209
Kiadi Mundi's lost brother?
>>68947947
Carrie Fisher is a professional Hollywood script doctor.
Couldn't Jorge give her a call to see her opinion on his new screenplays?
>>68948477
What did they mean by this?
>>68945062
is that kate from lost?
>>68948880
George was too full of himself for that at the time. It's the reason he replaced most of his team with yes men. Cronyism killed the prequel trilogy.
>>68948929
No, that's Tauriel from The Hobbit
>>68947653
>my little green friend
>not if anything to say about it I have
>>68949010
>implying my little green friend isn't one of the best star wars lines
You have to picture based Sheev saying it though
>>68939987
I particularly like this one.
No, nonoYOU WILL DIE!!
>>68948880
What about the Force Awakens?
>>68948488
underrated get
>>68949270
the prequels are movies written by a single hack
the force awakens is a movie written by script doctors
>>68949346
TFA is written by a board of executives
>>68946637
Kek. Underrated.
>>68949393
No, executives would have added a love triangle, more marketable characters, little to no dialogue so kids can tell what is going on, action scenes at every moment and they would have definitely opposed the idea of a female main character
>>68945062
What the fuck is she doing?
>>68948488
Impressive. Most impressive.
>>68948488
dat GET
>>68949672
The denial is strong in this one
>>68940877
>Blast! I hate flying!
>execute order 66
>>68949393
good description
>what are all the young hip millennials are into nowadays?
>Did you press the stop button?
>No, did you?
>No
>>68945062
What the fuck is she trying to demonstrate?
>>68942173
Light side on the left side
Dark side on the right.pottery
>>68949672
Disney is the biggest executive clusterfuck in hollywood and has been since Roy died. And even then Roy spent his whole life fighting those fucks tooth and claw every single step of the way and even then could only partially succeed. Disney died with Roy, and it very much fucking shows.
>>68939987
>"Coruscant? Uh, that doesn't compute. Uh, wait, uh, you're under arrest!"
Classic.
>>68942360
The basketball from space jam
>>68940877
He means he wanted a happy landing.
>>68942109
>Calling that digestible insult they sell over there a pizza
>You must realize... you. are. doomed.
>Oh, I don't think so HUERGH
>>68947812
Fuck I spilled my drink over this
>>68948488
Checked!
>>68942209
How is that guy so smart?
>>68950733
big digits for you
>>68948488
>>68950655
>>68950733
Alright.
>>68946637
haha
>>68950775
Close.. Off by 2 though
>>68950775
You gotta want it.
OOOH ICKY ICKY POOPOO!
>>68942209
I had to look at this picture for a long time to figure out if he had a fake head extension or not.
>>68942360
>Its been nearly 20 years
Pfft, no it ha-
>>68942360
Read Darths and Droids.
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html
No money
No partsNo deal
>>68952314
>Uhhhh, I am a huge Jew! Oy vey!
Why
>at some point in time there existed the biggest fish that will ever exist
>>68941998
Fun fact is Han Solo actually says in the first movie
>>68942018
>I wish I could not feel what I do for you
literally anything is better
>>68949393
Kasdan wrote it, dipshit.
>>68949706
>>68950100
Making herself squirt
>>68950426
Am I the only one who liked grievous?
I only wish he was introduced better and actually killed some asshole Jedis.
>>68948488
if only it was a 66
>>68942360
>There are people on this board who didn't watch the Episode 1 trailer saved to a floppy disc on a Pentium 133mhz
>>68952643
As an edgy 12 year old back then, he used to be my favorite Star Wars character because of Clone wars
BREEERERER
i like the prequels for their vulgar auteurism, even if they're complete technical disasters. they're the result of a man's authentic artistic vision. TFA is soulless in its conception and creation. A bunch of nobodies who probably aren't even fans of the franchise sitting around coming up with ways to make it as safe as possible. a love letter to the capeshit generation
>>68949672
>love triangle
There are three main characters (sorta) and people are debating who loves who within those three. Sounds like a love triangle.
>more marketable characters
Please see pic related. That is a Guavian Enforcer toy. They can make toys out of any bullshit.
>little to no dialogue so kids...
This was a PG-13 film marketed towards the Marvel audience. That's why it has a lot of quips like the Marvel films and why there are no children in the film, unlike the prequels.
>action scenes at every moment
But there were action scenes at every moment. The film's about as fast-paced as Abrams' Star Trek flicks.
>opposed the idea of a female main character
Agreed, and that's why they still advertise Poe and Finn as main characters even though they totally aren't.
Was your post sarcasm and I completely missed it?
>in my point of view, the jediths are bad
Also ¿How do you pronounce Jedith?
>>68942053
https://youtu.be/dDhK0NqXrIY
>>68952949
One thing I loved about the prequels is you can see all the designs and costumes were designed with care. Any clip of the artists designing aliens or reading about the the thought process behind what padme wears was obvious people were invested in creating something.
TFA just feels like fans worshipping the originals, not actually making anything.
>>68947812
LOL'd
>>68942018
>Would that I could dispense with my love for thee, fair maiden of naboo. Alas! I cannot, for thine skin is smooth like the forbidden silks of the far east, wholly unlike the sands of mine homeland, rough in nature and prone to insertion in all unwanted places.
>>68939987
I always wanted a real robot that looked like this
>>68953671
No it doesn't.
>>68953890
It does to people with a mental capacity larger than a 12 year old.
It's a better made film, but a hollow one
What happened to Star Wars memes sheevposting, goodfriendposting, etc.
Really died down after Force Awakens disappointed it seems
>>68949010
Fuck you for reminding me of the Revolting Slob anon, I kept that shit repressed since 1999 until now.
>>68950655
JAH JAH
USAH DA BOOBA
>>68947653
>Sheev refering to Yoda's race like that
Does racism exist in Star Wars? Just because Yoda is green doesnt make him less of a Jedi
I hate it when he does that
>They must be dead by now. Destroy what's left of them
>>68953890
Yes it does
>>68952643
You'll probably like the animated Clone Wars version of him.
Not the TV show one, the mini-series.
He's actually a badass in it, menacing and powerful and intimidating, mowing down Jedi like he was born to do it.
Then again, that whole mini-series is great. It's the only part of the prequels' extended universe that actually captured the urgency of the situation, as well as the majesty and power of the Force.
>>68942352
Miessa Wuz Kings And Shit
>>68940877
in Star Wars droids replace blacks and obi wan would rather be flown around by a droid than do this menial task himself much like his great x44 grandpappy had toby drive his carriage to the market in Greenville
>>68942053
Holy shit lmfao
>Oh, it's you
Now lets do some memorable quotes from episode VII.
Ehh.... Traitor?
Now we must leave before more security droids arrive.
>>68942109
Glorified cheese on toast.
Americans not even once
>>68943445
Dennis has the best facial expressions. I know Charlie is supposed to be the physical comedian but Dennis has him beat.
>>68956010
That's not how the force works
>>68956010
>*Kylo throws a temper tantrum*
>Anything else?
>>68942360
It is a ceremonial trinket that symbolises the peace and cooperation between Naboo's two civilisations, I guess.
>>68942173
sheevs having a good time
>>68949672
if you really think the new star wars movies aren't instruments of indoctrination, then you are hopelessly deluded
>>68956010
>who talks first? you talk first? i talk first?
thats the exact moment i knew what i was in for, some uninspired piece of shit rehash suffering the marvel treatment. i wanted to kill myself. i still do but for unrelated reasons
>>68941922
That's an actual line? Sounds like it came from Anakin
These federation types are cowards.
Your focus determines your reality.
This is an odd play for the Trade Federation.
>>68950274
kek
>>68948477
Reminds me of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead dialogue.
>>68956182
Don Johnson?...
>>68942173
It can't be...
>>68940085
>>68939865
Why? What's so horrible about this particular quote?
Autism?
>>68961039
That's generally what prequel hate is based on.
"then we decided to come rescue you."
"...good job."
goddamn, obi-wan was a sass factory when he was younger.
Ohh, maxi big da Force. Well dat smells stinkowiff
you were banished because you were clumsy?
>>68961140
holy fuck. literal gibberish.
>>68960981
>>68942173
No. Not this way...
MEESA GOING HOOOME!!!!!
