who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>68933753
A beanbag chair.
>>68933776
kek
>>68933753
Shia Lebouf
>>68933753
A spoiled T bone steak
>>68933753
He will. No one else is not worthy to play this demigod.
He will also direct, write and produce it.
Steven Seagal: Steven Seagal
Aidan Gillen: CIA recruiter
Gen Watanabe: Yakuza boss
Anthony Wong: Seagals Sensei
Oscar Isaac: Julius Nasso
Russel Crowe: Gene Lebell
Erika Toda: Seagals 1st wife
Jessica Chastain: Seagals 2nd wife
Amber Head: Kelly LeBrock
Chloe Moretz: Seagals 4th wife
Sasha Grey: Seagals current wife
>>68934646
Who will play his wife's son?
>>68934805
Will Wheaton
He could have at least saved himself from degeneration long enough to play Negan before he dies.
>>68934967
Imagine Seagal abusing all those walker actors just like how he abuses stuntmen on movie sets.
what the fuck happened?
he was one of my childhood heroes
I used to play with my friends scenes from Under Siege 2
one would be Seagal, one would be that white-haired guy
>>68934646
>>68934805
Lmfao you made my day
>>68935712
Seagal is still my hero. Steven is a hero. He served my country in CIA and now he serves his country and freedoms as police officer in Arizona.
>>68933753
John Goodman.
>>68936612
>>68936452
>>68935712
>Under Siege 2
I don't think you actually had any friends.
>>68936665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdJliwDmgc
He has a lot of friends (all made up in his mind)
>>68933753
>mfw they won't find Native American-Black-Jewish-Japanese actor to play him
