>they started fighting because the bad guy wore a mask to pretend to be Bucky and bombed the conference
You can't make this shit up.
There's no tension or conflict, at least with BvS the opening actually show why Bruce's angry as fuck.
>>68927575
Nobody cares about BvS though. It's a defeated movie. Civil War is an important film.
In 20 years time, people will pine for the days of Marvel putting out a hit every 6 months, and Batman vs Superman will have replaced Batman and Robin, because history is written by winners.
>>68927575
>they're all throwing quips at each other while acting like they're still friends while fighting to kill each other
>Capeshit fags think this awesome
>RT: 100% THIS IS TEH MOST AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER EPIC FOR TEH WIN! (which they say after every single Marvel capeshit movie that comes out)
>>68927575
And they are all friends at the end....what bs
>>68927775
>$850 million+
>turned a huge profit
>defeated movie
>>68927575
Really? But I thought this was supposed to be a brilliant political thriller that's deep, the way Winter Soldier was ;-)
>>68927775
People forget about Civil War the moment the stepped out of the theater, just like they did with every other marvel movie.
>>68927859
>Stark is disgraced and imprisoned 4 of them
>Vision is having mental breakdowns
>Avengers are now a rogue group in political asylum in Wakanda
>The accords still exist and the world is still mad af at them
They've set up the rest of phase 3 very nicely
>>68927643
FIRST POST BEST POST
>>68927868
>>turned a huge profit
>>68927940
>Stark is disgraced and imprisoned
for what?
>Vision is having mental breakdowns
he had one error not a mental breakdown
>Avengers are now a rogue group
they already were before the film
>>68928076
>Stark
He's disliked by the ones he imprisoned and Shield/CIA hate him as well for fucking up
>Vision
He's obviously experiencing great inner turmoil
>Avengers
They were a private group that enjoyed jurisdictional immunity with the support of the US Govt. They are now wanted criminals on the run from over 100 governments including the USA.
Also Rhode is a fucking cripple.
>>68927931
this
it's literally all the same cgi bullshit
>War that started because"muh patents"
>War were no one dies
>War were only one side has a chance of winning
>But despite that, it's a war were no one wins
Thanks based Russo's
It's a war movie for kids. Give it a break fäm
>>68928230
It's not a war movie. It's 5 or 6 people on each side engaging in wrestlemania "BETRAYAL FRIENDS AND SHIT" then proceeding to not really hurt each other except Iron-black
>>68927775
HAHAHAHA
yo be sayin that bvs is garbage and frogetable, but just coz i agree with u family these chicken ass boys tendies and streets n shit meme fucks be sayin to family to nu watch this piece of shit u know what i am sayin?
>>68927931
I haven't forgotten about it.
The same way I haven't forgotten The Avengers. Or Winter Soldier. Or Iron Man.
>>68929926
You as in a Reddit manchild. Normies have however. A Mad Max film garnered more critical and industry acclaim than any superhero flick, thoughts?
>>68929976
>Mad Maxina
Hi there reddit, don't you have a gender studies assignment to hand in soon?
>>68927575
>>68930134
Dude I didn't even like Mad Max that much but it btfo capeshit flick so hard lmao.
>>68927575
>nobody cared who the bad guy was until he put on a mask
>>68930210
I'm sure it did in your LGBT intersectional femisexual support group. I'm sorry you're mad that the leads in this film where cis white males. It must have been very triggering for you.
![h.sharifi20130426040031680[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wDWrl1U.jpg "h.sharifi20130426040031680[1].jpg")
>>68927575
>Most hilarious war in history
>they started fighting because the bad guy wore a mask to pretend to be Arab and bombed the conference
Why do they keep making these repetitive thread again and again. I have no idea.
>>68927643
That's not actually true... Right?
>>68930261
>lgbt intersectional group
You mean the audience for Marvel flicks?
>>68927643
I thought it started from long standing territorial disputes after the Treaty of Versailles?
>>68927575
>There's no tension or conflict, at least with BvS the opening actually show why Bruce's angry as fuck.
Did you miss the end where the bad guy revealsthat Bucky killed Tony's parentswhich causes Tony to abandon the truce and go fucking ballistic?
>>68930366
>literal "no u" response
Fucking kek, you were at least hanging on by a thread until that
>>68930329
Because /tv/ loves shitting on popular things, and since Marvel is one of the most succesful movie franchises ever, it's a huge target.
Jesus christ, people are having arguments and hissyfits over people dressing in costumes. It's a bunch of movies where the target audience are small kids who think Iron Man is cool. Grow the fuck up and get off my Syrian bomb-maker subreddit
>>68930414
If it makes you feel good at sleep. Mad Max still cucked capeshit, feminist or not
>>68927839
>fighting to kill each other
Did you miss the part whereTony tell his team "to be soft with them"They were not trying to kill each other, the only ones trying to kill another human bean wereBlack Pantha and IM trying to kill Winter Soldier because he killed both daddies
>>68930395
Yeah that shitty scene sticks out like a sore thumb
>>68930556
Suit yourself
>>68928076
Regarding vision, are you retarded
he was under the impression he cant muh feelings and is now torn and confused because he beleives he was distracted and missed falcon because he was concerned with wanda
how is that hard to fuckin grasp
>>68927868
Deadpool made almost the same money, and it was rated R, featured a minor character, it had a budget 5 times smaller, of course it is a defeat.
Any other decent director or studio, having Batman AND Superman AND WW, would made at least 1.2B
>>68930295
literally what I was thinking
>>68927575
>You can't make this shit up.
it is made up tho :^) literally :^)
>>68930650
>he beleives he was distracted and missed falcon because he was concerned with wanda
But it was clear that hemissed because Falcon dodged his shot, even Falcon apologized
>>68930391
Yes, but that doesn't justify the plot of the newest Marvel movie so fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
>>68930613
she is so pink!
>>68927643
Well to be fair, World War II was not nearly as important as Captain America:Civil War
>>68927575
And then they stop fighting because their moms happened to have the same name
>oh I guess superman had a mom too just like me
Capeshit is retarded.
I don't know much about super hero movies but are there any actual references to the civil war in this movie?
>>68930686
Deadpool is well beloved amongst capeshit babbies. Not to say February and winter in general already had strong adult oriented films that were huge.
It is defeat sure but not by a large margin
>>68927868
>$850 million+
>profit on a 400 million budget
lmao
>>68930852
Yeah, whereas in this one they start fighting again because it turns out that Bucky had killled Tony's mom.
Amusing coincidence.
>>68927643
Well, that and the invasion of Poland. But that doesn't tangentially justify why Civil War is the greatest movie ever made, so Joker is right.
>>68927575
>they started fighting because the bad guy wore a mask to pretend to be Bucky and bombed the conference
You don't understand the movie or MC for that matter, Tony and Cap always had small confrontations,after the Nigeria incident, when Sokovia accords enter into play, both clearly take different sides, after the bombing, when Tony chased them, his very last resort is to fight them
>at least with BvS the opening actually show why Bruce's angry as fuck.
At least in Civil War they don't yell their mom's name and the fight ends
>>68930892
>Deadpool is well beloved amongst capeshit babbies.
BvS had Superman and fucking Batman, you tard. I can't believe WB could fuck up so bad that a B-lister like Deadpool can beat Batman and Superman.
>>68930947
>In BvS, a dead mom ends a fight
>In Civil War, a dead mom reignites a fight
POTTERY
>>68930935
Well, that's a good reason to want to murder someone, actually.
>>68930935
And because Cap knew all this time and he never told anything to Tony, actually that are pretty good reasons to start fighting.
Did anyone else love Zemo? How could someone who doesn't even fight be so successful? You couldn't even hate him for what he did.
>>68931104
To be fair, Steve knew that Hydra killed his parents, but not that Bucky was the one who pulled the trigger.
>all the super heroes forced to register
>the villains obviously don't because they're villains
this is like retarded liberals who want to take away guns
>>68927575
Agreed. So much of what's happening lacks any weight that all the fighting and drama just feels so flaccid. The fact that they serve up that twist with Bucky and subsequent fight as a climax is even more embarrassing.
I dont get it, Vision gets assblasted because he shot Iron Black and left him invalid, BUT wasnt he trying to take down Falcon, a guy flying at the same altitud without the power suit to softed the fall? Basically he was trying to kill him
>>68931249
The iron black guy said to "make him glide" so I think vision would have just shot out his 'engine' but he accidentally blew up iron black's engine
Also Don Cheadle deserves so much better than what he's given here after the Miles Ahead performance.
>>68931107
I liked him, he wan't like in the comics, but who cares, he was interesting and had a decent plan that actually worked where other villains failed.
>>68931309
>I think vision would have just shot out his 'engine'
Vision REKT Iron Black suit like was nothing, if he shot at Falcon bird suit he would fall and get plastered all over the floor
>>68930295
underrated post
