> THAT INFORMATION IS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS!
> I need to know.
>>68926160
haha
I'm being investigated by the Hague because of the LOLOCAUST i just unleashed after reading this very funny thread.
this is not a joke. i am in dire need of legal representation. they are saying im responsible for a genocide. this thread is still v funny tho.
>when the time comes. ... you'll know
>>68926358
>remember how I said you'd know when the time had come? Now's the time
>he didn't fucking know
>"This conversation never took place"
> Hey what's up?
> Nothing much.
> REEEEEEOOAAOOHHH
>That look on her face, YOU JUST KNOW
amidoinitrite?
>>68926405
>watching no country for old men
>chigurh gets hit by the car and bribes the boys
>"You didn't see me. I was already gone"
>At least it can't get any worse
>*starts raining*
>I'll have what she's having
>>68926405
>off the record...
>confidentially....
>this doesn't leave the room, but...
>you didn't hear it from me, but...
>just between you and me...
>if you tell anybody you're dead!
*record scratches*
>my wife's son is gonna kill me!
>>68926405
>what conversation
>>68926866
>exactly.
>>68926798
b-b-but anon, how do you expect a filmmaker to disclose the fact that one of his characters is speaking confidentially?
>>68926956
They hold their hands next to their mouth like this
>Can I talk to you
>>68927038
>I don't know, can you?
>How do I know I can trust you?
>You don't.
>>68926512
Very meta. I'll take 20
>>68927066
Name a movie and a kino
These are the best threads and everyone says so.
>>68927066
>If I wanted you dead I would've already killed you
>>68926798
people do this in real life too, in like office settings
it's actually necessary for giving out information you're not allowed to do but would be helpful
>>68926724
http://youtu.be/YroEheD6CaQ
>What makes you think we can trust him?
>Nothing... but he's the last damn chance we've got!
>>68927305
name two movies that do this
>>68927305
Name one çîñèmåtogrãphē who did this
>I need you to do this really complicated thing or the world will end, how long will you need?
>5 minutes
>you've got 3
>>68927568
this happened in the avengers
>>68927568
>long exposition of overcomplicated plan
>"So, what do you say?"
>"I say this is crazy."
>"Are you in or out?"
>"Oh, I'm in baby."
>turn in your gun and badge
>I've for the DA breathing down my neck
>the mayor's gonna have my ass for this
>>68927110
>>68927474
>>68927567
Name 7 where it doesn't.
>>68927066
Name 11 movies and 5 films where this doesn't happen
>>68927736
Do it for me Billy, McGarnagle.
>>68926145
reminds me of sicario. that was literally 80% of the movie
>>68927736
>You're a loose cannon, detective. And I don't like your methods. But god DAMNIT you get results.
>>68926405
>Listen carefully for I will only say this once
>Browsing /tv/
>See frog threads.
>>68927842What?
>>68927846
Delete this abomination pepe
>>68927846
is that melted cheese in pepe's smegma
>>68927066
name 6 flicks
3 joints
4 cinemas
8 films
and 1 kino where this happens
>main character gets purposefully beaten up as a sign of perseverance
>it ends up working
>people admire him for this
>shot of his smiling swollen victorious face
>>68928088
did you try this one out in real life?
>"increase intensity to 96%"
>"sir, he won't resist much longer."
>"increase intensity to 96%"
>"but sir, if we do this it's gonna be his end"
>"INCREASE INTENSITY TO 96%"
>*deep breath* "increasing intensity to 96%"
>"he did it! how did you know?"
>shot of stern boss's face
>he leaves the room
>how long would it take for you to hack into the system?
>...I'm already in
>>68928434
____ ONE _____ ______ ____ _______
>>68928488
what is this
>hey i have something really important to tell you, but in person
>dies
>>68928521
NAME ONE KINO/MOVIE/FLICK/JOINT/FILM WHERE THIS HAPPENED
>go to /tv/
>it aint smee by the fortunate sons start playing
>person discovers secret identity
>only person to die
>>68928633
>"It looks like we have to break this code to pass"
>"Let's try hacking the system. "
>...
>"It did't work."
>"What?!? It never failed before! "
>"They're coming! We have to solve this NOW, or we're done FOREVER!"
>"Wait a second..."
>*looks around*
>*moves piece of decoration*
>*door opens*
>"Ha, that's it! The code was a deceit all along! "
