I'm going to watch a few episodes of Gilmore Girls today.
What are the best most watch-worthy episodes?
(The chick has only the first two seasons, but we could stream later ones. PS: I saw most of the show years ago.)
The episode where rory stays out with dean and doesn't come home
Make sure you tell her how you asked an anime image board which episodes will help you get into her pants the fastest.
>>68926105
do you have the name
>>68926152
She's a 5 and I'm a 7, she's buying Chips, Oreo's and massage oil and invited me to her place. There's essentially no way to fuck that up.
>>68926520
did you take a picture of your phone with a camera
>>68926520
>Chips
>>68926668
What's the word again, for Kellys Chip's et al
>>68926654
so I didn't have to censor the names actively
>>68926654
>>68926520
Why are you both talking in 2 different fucking languages?
>>68927269
I talked in English so you could read it?
I wanted to make the point that I don't mind telling chicks I want to fuck that I'm on an anime image board, could you guys please just give me that validation and go on tell me which episodes to watch tonight?
Next time I think I'll watch that musical, Cabaret. Never seen it, anybody like it?
>>68926105
its probably ep 5-9 on the first season
season 2 is my favorite, dont pick episodes near the end of the season bc they like to ramp up the drama
>>68925994
You should check out shovel love with a finkleton. Guarentee you'll have her in bed prolly after two episodes.
don't forget to lick her feet
>>68925994
She's make a good Meryl for a Metal Gear Solid movie.
>>68925994
>go on tinder date last night
>really cute girl
>funny and smart and charming
>ask me about my weird last name
>tell her its german and ask her about her backround
>"well, Im jewish..."
>>68931542
I preferred big beef cake meryl with her sex arms in mgs4
>>68925994
----> /r9k
>>68926520
You essentially pointed her to the thread. I'm sure she'll appreciate learning she's a 5 and has no standards.
Also
>watching a show made for teenage girls
>using tinder
>using meme arrows irl
>dat whole cringy text
kys
>>68932031
Awesome.
>>68926520
>trying to greentext on whatsapp
>can't screencap
>gf
get out get out OUT!
What i always do on first dates (i get laid a lot) and which works every single time: i throw her over my lap, put her skirt up and spank her while i shout "whos your daddy you litte slut"in finnish (i dont speak finnish, i only know that one sentence). Doesnt matter if were at a restaurant or starbucks or at a bar. Works everywhere.
>>68932031
Did you take her home and show her the ropes?
>>68932031
so..?
the one where alexis blidel wears a slightly sheer dress and the flash goes off and i get a boner
>>68926520
Junge echt jetzt
>>68926520
I'm steadily in disbelief at what fucking absolute whores of women would register on such a service to literally just get some dick.
It's kind of appalling and I wouldn't touch those bitches with ten condoms wrapped around my iron. How can you trust it?
The way she just says
>anime? oh noes whose cum am i gonna swallow later? pls come over
What the actual fuck man.
>>68932031
You should've gone with
"Great! Now i can put my meat into your oven!"
>>68935898
Fersager
the irony
>>68936166
