>character presses esc button on keyboard
>computer shuts down
>character goes away from computer
>doesn't lock windows
>op can't into computers
>frogposting
>characters talk on the phone
>phonecall ends without any goodbye
>character masturbates
>blood doesn't squirt out of their urethra
>>68922608
>2016
>still saying goodbye
ISHYGSDDT
>character greentexts, but doesn't frogpost
>character turns on computer
>doesn't post frogs on antedeluvian cuneiform vestibule at 2AM while his life crumbles around him
I can only suspend so much disbelief, Hollywood.
>character uses internet
>he only posts common as fuck pepes
>>68922715
Could you BE anymore obvious, Reddit?
>character has a gf
>>68922684
>tfw you're patrician enough to know what antediluvian cuneiform vestibule means without googling
>>68922677
>character uses commas in greentext
>character on the phone
>repeats what the other person says so the audience can follow the conversation
>"you want me to pay the ransom?"
>>68922745
it's ok if you don't have any bro. you can have this one
>character doesn't smear shit all over his face while crying and wanking
>>68922807
If you were alive at the time of the Savior, Judas Iscariot would have remained a respected member of the fraternity of apostles.
>>68922859
neat, thanks
>>68922745
>isn't conforming to my shitty opinions
>must be a Redditor!
No kid, it doesn't work like that. 4chan isn't full of individuals, it's not a mindhive of racism and bigotry like you seem to think it is, individuals have their own minds and opinions.
>>68922936
is this the birth of an epic new meme?
Man frogposting has really gone down hill. You losers were at least clever a few months ago when you invented baneposting, it sucks seeing you stoop this low.
>>68923076
>a few months ago
>when you invented baneposting
