>"Get me David Tennant"
>"He's busy"
>"Damn, what about the discount South African version?"
>"Say no more senpai"
Hah, no. Like at all.
GET ME THE SWEETIE MAN
>"Get me a worthwhile thread!"
>"On /tv/??"
>"You're right, just post another stale meme instead"
>"One step ahead of you"
>>68907584
he was literally this meme in the remake of oldboy. clive owen, christian bale and colin firth all turned down his role
uh alwuz wunted uh woif
Fuck you OP sharlto is based
>>68907675
Do an abortion, sweetie man.
Now switch that around, and Perfect.
>>68907693
>Clive Owen
>Turning down a role
Shit, maybe the script just aint that good
>The character is puerto rica-
Got you senpai
>>68907584
only this guy is superior
>Get me Ricky Gervais
>Sir, Ricky turned this down because it mentions god
>Okay get me the less funny, fatter version
>"We need an actor who can pull off straight white male"
>"Got you, pham"
![Don_Cheadle_UNEP_2011_(cropped)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tGIs5Is.jpg "Don_Cheadle_UNEP_2011_(cropped)[1].jpg")
>cuba gooding jr wants more cash
>say no more
>>68908622
he's much funnier and nicer than Gervais, you fucking mongloid.
