ITT box office cancer
literally JUST. Can't headline a film without that dumb fucking hammer of his
He's just a shit actor overall.
Emma Watson.
All flops after Harry Potter.
>i-i'm going to focus on being a feminist
My ass.
>>68905713
I can understand that you're jealous your girlfriend wants his cock OP.
I don't know, who were the actors in this?
He is pretty shitty, even as Thor
>>68905891
Call it in.
>>68905891
Tell me about Thor. Why doesn't he wear the helmet.
>>68905891
Do you feel in charge?
He has the one sort of privilege that fully exists and thus never had to develop any talent whatsoever. The vapid celebrity worshiping sheeple will turn a good looking person into a millionaire justcuz
Why is he just now getting exposed as a mediocre actor who can't lead for shit?
>>68905713
I don't even understand why he's considered handsome. There's loads of guys out there more handsome than him, you find several of them walking down a busy street. Probably have more acting talent, too.
>Battleship
>John Carter
Why his career isn't dead yet?
>>68905974
This is actually true. The reason he became a superstar is purely based on his looks. His acting is incredibly weak.
>>68906161
This guy isn't a bad actor and he has the right look for a leading man role hes just had really shitty luck.
I actually felt he was shoe horned into true detectives and given lazy writing. (pandering too hard with muh gay closet hero cop trope)
Battleship wasn't worth the island girl booty.
John Carter must have had some kinda insane Disney meltdown where they shafted there own 300 million dollar movie with shit marketing.
Que star wars deal.
>that time he tried to play a hacker in blackhat.
then hes some kinda fucking rambo but born with big city street smarts, desert eagle shooting invincible hacker.
>>68905891
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
>>68905735
Small indie films that make more then their budget aren't flops.
You can hate her all you want but don't be another asshole on this site who uses buzzwords.
>>68906282
how much would you pay to lick ri ri's bootyhole?
>>68907160
I don't dislike emma watson as much as I dislike her legion of beta orbiters like yourself
>TREAT M'LADY WITH RESPEK
lmao nigger please
>>68905891
TELL ME ABOUT THE BIG GUY FOR YOU
>>68905713
>Chris Hemsworth a JUST
>Looks like this
>Wife looks like this
toppest keks.
It's not his fault. The "Hollywood leading man" is dead. Can you name any big actors under 35 that can can put butts in seats just on their name alone?
It's all about franchises now.
>>68908295
The bitch that cleans my teeth at the dentist's office is hotter, she's no prize.
>>68905876
>>68905891
>>68908295
>Can you name any big actors under 35 that can can put butts in seats just on their name alone?
I can name one that's 53 that can: Tom Cruise
>>68908345
did you watch fast 5?
>hot assed agent
>>68908406
I think you misunderstand the point. Cruise is from an older generation of 80s-80s Hollywood actors that people flocked to the cinema to watch simply because its a TOM CRUISE movie, or an ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER movie, etc.
That doesn't happen anymore because the market has changed.
>>68908295
>wife is almost 40
>already has plastic surgery
>her stomach is JUST from 3 babies and she has people on instagram ask to remove pics and put up photoshopped instagram pics
>>68906161
I'm sure true detective was his final straw
>>68908549
thats the before
this is the DM asking to change the picture with
>>68908585
with this picture
>>68908549
Elsa started having surgery very young, she used to have a big hooked nose in her first tv series.
What's wrong with her tummy though?
>>68905735
noah grossed like 360 million dollars and thats with a mixed reception because religious people were triggered by their fiction
Her other films have all grossed just fine/good for what they were and their budget. Shes leading in the circle with tom hanks taking over alicia vikanders role bc she wanted to do bourne. She landed the lead in beauty and the besst and will be singing, filmed them both last year. Shes doing perfectly well she was actually good in Colonia with Daniel Bruhl and will get more roles next year.
>>68905891
At least you can talk. Who are you?
>>68905713
I'm not an expert but there's something about him that's so anti-Chad
>>68905891
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE POST GOT QUOTED
WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>68908619
doesnt look shooped
>>68908735
>because religious people were triggered by their fiction
Are you sitting on a banana, by any chance?
>>68908465
DiCaprio
>>68908844
look at her stomach in the before fucking tard or clean the shit out your eyes
>>68908905
He's 41 and was prominent in the 90s.
You can't find an actor who got big actor after 2010 that will sell a movie on their name alone.
>>68908849
are you suggesting noah saved two of each species? on his ark?
and its fiction either way because the film is its own interpretation by aronofsky
>>68908952
does comedians count???
>>68908952
Stars aren't as big as they used to but Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence sell tickets no matter how bad the film is.
>>68909077
Comedians are a different beast. They have TV and stand-up that build up a fanbase. With action actors, they land a role in a box office franchise and then they struggle with standalone films because the movie viewers are fans of the franchise, not the actors themselves.
>>68908966
Catholicism doesn't even take the Old Testament literally, that's an American thing.
>>68905713
Could you be any more of a butthurt tryhard reaching for something to hate on?
>>68908966
I'm saying tossing around "tiggered" and "hurr the Bible is fiction" makes you sound like a cunty fedora.
>>68909581
but its true in this case completely because people were offended by a movie
>>68909634
because it didnt look like 'the word of god'.
are we really so assbackwards now saying that is somehow edgy?
