Was it rape?
>it's a "/v/edditor makes another retarded capeshit thread" episode
I meant to post this on another thread
>>68904637
how can Iron Man be getting his ass kicked lol? just fly away and launch rockets at them lmao damn
>>68904637
>first version of suit
>get hit by cannon without taking damage
>forth version of suit
>punches from strong humans do more damage then canons
>>68904637
>two gun arm weapon thingys
>only fire one at a time because they only have one shield
>>68904637
Why doesnt he just fucking shoot them
Bucky and cap have unarmored faves
Jarvis is a super AI he can absolutely aim a fucking gun at the head of a person with accuracy jesus christ they made iron man such a jobber
>>68905622
remember that shoulder gun he had in iron man that could shoot 10 terrorists in the head at once instantly?
that would probably be useful here
>>68905622
This. Seriously. Fucking this. Just blast their fucking brains you have lasers for a fucking reason you dumb nigger point and shoot and then skull fuck their dead bodies, the end
>>68904637
This scene was amazing. GOD, I loved this movie.
>>68905622
He wants them alive
>>68905622
>Jarvis
Missed a bit eh?
And this fight is after the suit's taken a lot of damage. Flight and targeting fucked.
So nothing is at stake in this movie, they just play fight for a while before teaming up after Cap dies, right?
Too bad Cap didn't have any meaningful presence in any of his movies. Chris deserved better than le quip old man in a young man's world
>>68905622
Why didn't he do the spinny hands thing he did in IM2 when he told Rhodes to duck? Where the fuck was that? Or how about you fucking bunker bust his entire location
>Iron Man makes a suit to fight the Hulk
>Can't capture Captain America
what in the fuck, I thought he was a genius. It's even worse that the Vision exists and doesn't do it
>>68905706
>Zemo still alive
>Bucky frozen
>Cap on the run
>Caps teamin prison
>>68905706
Wrong.
>>68905705
>implying I actually watch capeshit
>>68905622
He shoots Bucky's arm off
>>68905687
Why did he fire his lazer thing twice then. Lucky they blocked it lol.
Was it rape?
Why can't they just emp the fuck out of iron mans team, its like 90% robot fucks
>>68904637
He shouldn't even feel those punches from inside the armor
>>68905793
Then why are you in this thread? Go to a tryhard thread somewhere else.
>>68905836
Because that fight happens after they where on a ''truce'', so they weren't ready.
>>68905746
That scene is in Siberia, and he did not come to capture Captain America, he came to help. But he gets mad after watching a tape of Bucky killing his parents in 1991.
>Tony won't just tazer Cap and Bucky
why
>>68905677
I've just seen the movie. He only wants to kill Bucky, not Cap. So he rips Bucky's arm off and prepares the kill shot but Cap stops him.
>>68905793
No, you did.
Knowing the name of the suit AI ewas a give away.
It's ok, you can pretend you googled it.
>>68905757
nigga he broke them out
>>68905894
So the reason for the 'War' is Cap just wants to protect Bucky? I don't keep up with this stuff. Might take my wife's kids to see it though
HERE'S THE ENTIRE PLOT
HAVE FUN NIGGERS
>>68905422
His suit was pretty wrecked and one of his thrusters didn't work
>>68905422His rocket boosters get damaged. That's how he managed to get down there. They're fighting at the bottom of a rocket launch thingy
>>68905866
They should have stocked up on emps
>>68905906
Last capsit I watched was Ironman 2, So bad I swore never again.
>>68905958
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_America:_Civil_War
The entire plot is there, much easier to read.
>>68905793
>asks question and stupid criticism about the character
>hasn't seen the movie
why are even on this thread?
>it's an" Americans didn't get to watch the movie yet, but tries to find flaws" episode
>>68905707
In iron man 2 is specifically says it's a one time thing, and he uses it before this fight.
>>68906095
>>68906097
>>68906095
To make fun of you.
>>68905958
aww how cute, american still hasn't seen it yet.
>>68906034
>>68905943
Nah, this shit happens at the end. There is war throughout the whole movie where they actually try to kill eachother, but a change of heart occurs at the end for all of two minutes.
>>68906303
Clint and Nat fighting was CUTE
>>68905858
>non-capeshit threads are tryhard
kek
>>68905535
how many cannons hit him? and then count the blows from those 2 army men.
>>68906358
Hawkeye during the jail cell scene was intense as fuck! I loved it.
>>68906497
Indeed, I'm glad they upped his game in Age of Ultron and Civil War
>>68906566
Hawkeye definitely is a fan fave to me now. I thought how fast they killed of crossbones was a bit crazy though. And what a way to go! Trapped in your own explosion bubble.
>>68906605
Yeah sort of like they got rid of Baron Strucker too fast. And Scarlet hitting the building with the explosion bubble was pretty emotional
>>68906497
Hank pym told me to never trust a Stark...
Who are you?
>>68907211
Best fucking line.
>>68907590
>not "Geez that thing doesn't obey any of the laws of physics"
>>68905835
it was pretty fucked up imo
>>68905835
It's not rape when both enjoy it.
Someone post the final rape fight. Looking for it in the archive sucks...
