>We have now, truly, become the fellowship of the ring
How did they get away with this?
>>68902180
the real line is just as cringe worthy tb.h, no need to make one up
if the dwarves were dead who opened the door to moria for them?
>Sauron will use his puppet Bin Laden to destroy The Two Towers
>Theoden has come back from his bathroom break, it truly is The Return of the King
Bravo Hackson
now you're going to argue about which two towers are being referred to
>"We're almost there, Mr. Frodo. So close now. And once we complete our task The King Returns at last!"
I guess they at least TRIED to hide it
>>68902568
Orthanc and Barad Dur, no discussion senpai.
>>68902247
It was magic you fucking pleb.
How could the King return if he drowned in a river?
Fucking weak ass plot
>>68902819
The movie specifies that, but Tolkien actually settled on it being Orthanc and Minas Morgul
>>68902247
pic related
>>68902568
Orthanc and Barad-dur in the movies, Orthanc and Minas Morgul in the books
