>Did you just throw me out of the country? The fuck...
>I'm a celebrity not a dog
>>68898031
JUST
>>68898031
wtf happened?
> Hey I made a few Pirate movies I should be able to ignore all laws that protect the health of millions of people!
>>68898100
Amber fucked a dog on camera and Johnny filmed it. They were then kicked out of the country for it.
>>68898031
New meme?
Surely it can't be this >>68898182
>>68898100
Apparently they tried to get their pet dogs into Australia with forged documents or some shit like thata. In Australia they're really anal about imported animals.
>>68898330
There was a dog but they tried to steal it.
>>68898330
They brought a certain animal species to Australia and those are forbidden because they could disrupt the ecosystem (Simpsons have an episode with a joke about this), so they were forced to apologize for doing so.
a dingo is not a dog
>>68898182
a nonbinary canine identifying as lupus
Declare EVERYTHING when you enter Australia.
>>68898401
Even my alliance to the flag?
>>68898379
Kek, Can't handle the bantz
>When Heard was 16, her best friend died in a car crash and Heard, who was raised Catholic, subsequently declared herself an atheist after being introduced to the works of Ayn Rand by her then-boyfriend.[9] She has said of Rand, "I've read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I've ever needed is myself."
wow shes fucked up
>>68898031
All they did is bring two little dogs in on a private airplane and they didn't declare them.
They literally just drove from the airport to a vacation home with two little lapdogs and the Australians flipped their shit.
1000s of species of shit that will kill you and Australians are afraid of poodles.
>>68898426
>mfw God didn't allow her to bring her dog
>>68898453
A POODLE ATE MY BABY!!!!
Also, poodles are vicious.
"Bart vs. Australia" needs to be reclassified as an educational video, it sounds like.
>>68898031
>>68898100
They deported Johnny Depp for mistaking him as Gipsy lady. Australia has a strict policy against gypsies
>>68898031
They look like they're holding back their laughter throughout the video.
>>68898031
>the fuck...
>>68898453
The way I heard it explained:
>Australia doesn't have any cases of rabies
>They don't want rabies to become a thing
>If you bring a dog they want to make sure it's current with its shots
>Johnny depp didn't wanna do that, so he got bitch slapped by the government
The day his happened it was on the front page of JewTube and I went to /tv/ fully expecting DECLARE EVERYTHING to be a new maymay
