>"Guys remember that really old movie The Empire strike back!"
Do Disney seriously think this is how teenagers speak?
>>68893400
No way does he actually say that.
>>68893479
yes lel
>>68893479
Yes, he does.
He says it as he's about toSwing around Giant Man repeatedly in order to wrap his legs up in webbing.
>>68893400
He should have been all 'hashtag twerking hashtag shit is cash sharing this on instagram you got kik much memes epic bro' instead right?
Seeing as that's how teenagers actually talk.
>>68893547
Jesus this better be a joke. I'm gonna hide this thread now so I don't see spoilers.
>>68893400
>Did you just trow a ginormous frisbee at me? Wtf. I'm a spider not a dog.
>>68893400
That line really made me cringe. Although, to be fair, my sister in high school had no idea The Force Awakens was a sequel to anything or that it was part of a new trilogy. Many kids that age probably really dont give a shit about star wars. That said, if you did know what it was, you wouldnt refer to it as "that old movie" as if people dont know what star wars is.
>>68893606
Just confirmed he actuallydoes indeed say that.
>/tv/ knows how every 15 year old speaks, even though they never go outside
>>68893725
that would literally be a better joke than the ebin star wars reference
>>68893400
This version of Spidey was only old enough to see episode 3 in theaters. None of his friends or peers talk about it, it came out in the 70s. Of course he would call it an old movie.
>>68893833
>Of course he would call it an old movie.
He could've just said "Guys, remember Empire Strikes Back?"
>>68893767
TV are 15 year olds who never go outside
>>68893606
He says that indeed and Rhodes say"Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?"
>>68893740
Sorry to say this, but I think your sisters retarded
>>68893767
>/tv/ IS 15 years old, i.e. they HAVE to go outside and go to school and hear how their schoolmates speak
>>68893876
Why? To spare your feelings about an old Sci fi movie?
>>68893833
that's not how this sort of thing works.
generation Y will have had video / DVD copies of certain films which all of them will have seen
>>68893400
I dunno, Dan "Cunny Master" Schneider. You tell us.
>>68894047
What does this have to do with the film's actual age, anon?
>>68893400
That's the fucking joke holy shit. He's making a joke about it.
>>68894014
To make the dialogue more believable.
>>68893400
If you're stupid enough you won't realize that even the way he speaks some times is used as a joke.
>>68894093
it's not 'an old movie' it's something you know your peers grew up with
maybe spiderman is autistic
>>68894094
My man, you got it.
>>68894094
>>68894146
OMG SO FUNNAY HAHAHAH XD
>>68894230
No that's just you. Me and my friends saw The Seventh Seal when we were 16 back in 2000, that doesn't mean it wasn't an old movie.
>>68893400
No, but that's because real teenagers aren't nearly that eloquent.
>>68893400
Whats wrong with that though?
>>68894312
It was, for those who got the joke.
Im sadly gonna have to explain that the joke wasn't talking about the movie, the joke was talking about the movie like a retard.
>>68894407
>You have the right to remain silent
Explain that then. Because it wasn't funny nor did it make any fucking sense in the context of the scene.
>>68894497
>didn't make sense
Team iron man is literally there to arrest team cap, so spidey is just playing cop.
A teenager talking about a movie from 36 years ago would probably consider it pretty old.
The Empire Strikes Back is 36 years old.
It'd be like if Spiderman said "You remember that old movie Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" in 2002.
>>68893400
wouldn't it have been better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..."
>"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
In all honesty he was a great spiderman
>>68894664
IMPRESSIVE
>YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS OUT, GOBBY.... OUT OF YOUR MIND
Does Sam Raimi seriously think this is how teenagers speak?
>>68894346
You still don't call something just an old movie when it's something huge and generation defining like Star Wars. That's like asking, "Hey guys, did you ever hear about that old war called World War II?"
>ITT: oldfags who can't deal with the ceaseless onslaught of time
Fuck, Im pushing thirty myself and even I got the joke.
>>68894616
no-one would know whatever the fuck that is in 2002 so if you're talking to somebody about it, sure give them some context
in the case of modern classics that everyone has seen, 'that old movie ______' is weird and unnecessary
>hey do that impression from that old mafia movie, The Godfather © 1972
>>68894613
Nigga, I know teenage boys who went to see TFA as their first Star Wars movie seen in theatres and I know they wouldn't call Empire "just another old movie."
CGI teenager Tony Stark was the worst.
>>68893400
There's people swinging around on wdbs and people flying but thats where the belief is suspended for you.
How bad is your autism?
It is a old movie by teens standards.
Teens now a days thinks 90s stuff is old as fugg hehe
>>68893888
>>68893973
>proving his point.
>>68894928
It's not autism, it's indignation. The people in the thread crying about this shit are teenagers who feel they've been misrepresented.
>>68893896
>Rhoads says "Jesus, Tony. How old is this guy?"
This makes it okay actually. Because the difference is if nobody responded to that comment, then it would basically be Andrew Garfield-tier.
Also, this kid is 15 years old I suppose. I'm 27 and I'm almost grasping at how young that is.
>MCU Spidey was born in the year 2001
>Guys remember that franchise that was recently acquired by Disney, the same parent company that recently acquired our franchise?
>>68894664
> Google Image search returns this
Is that a screenshot from some rip? Looks pretty good.
Also, I saw it in the cinema and that part was actually great
>>68895228
I think that's from a TV promo.
AFAIK, there's only a long scene leaked (the airport one). I ain't watching shit, have to wait until next week because of exams.
The only kinds of people who would call a Star Wars movie an "old movie" are people who don't have an interest in movies in the first place. You don't treat classic, genre defining pieces of media that EVERYONE knows about the same as some random summer flick.
>>68895075
>Yes, what of it, Spiderman™?
>>68893400
>implying comic characters speak or act like real people
bot are bullshit anonon aother note I think the line was stupid
>>68894094
Oh really? It was a joke or rather, a quip?
Thanks so much I was curious. I thought he was genuinely curious if anyone had seen Star Wars before he attacks the giant man with his web semen that shoots out of his wrists.
K I N O
Okay let's not act like Holland isn't the greatest actor of our generation. The things he's been involved in have been complete works of art. The Impossible, Locke, hell even In the Heart of the Sea was made bearable thanks to his acting chops. Why anyone would think his performances are under 9/10 is beyond me. It's probably because they can't tell a good movie if it sucked them in the dick. Tom Holland is also a very competent dancer probably the most competent i've ever seen. Much greater than any Usher, Layton Williams, or Bieber could ever hope to be. He puts even Michael Jackson to shame with his rhythmic prowess. Holland as Spider-Man is the only sensible choice for anyone willing to helm the production of such an extraordinary and amobitious piece of art. Tom Holland is basically the gold-standard for anything hollywoow would ever hope to make from this point onward. "Holland sucks" is not only an outright false rhetoric, but a malicious form of slander and libel as literally nothing could even be presented as an inkling of evidence. So you nerds can take your little arguments about quips and shove them up your sphincters because that's the only possible way you will ever get to feel another organism dabble in your disgusting, sore infested version of butt-play. I will look back on this thread when Holland is met with critical acclaim from ACTUAL critics and look straight into the screen with enough intensity that i see each and every one of your eyes and say "You have a metal arm? That's awesome!"
And yes i did wait for a trailer to come on my television to post this.
>>68893400
He should have said "let's make New York great again also why are all of you Jewish? DROPPED, webs can trip steel legs. I shiggy diggy lets trigger him like an SJW"
>>68893400
>Tony din't bang his hot aunt
>>68895849
Because this is how teenagers actually talk now
>>68895877
he will, Pepper Potts broke with him, is played ratter cheaply in the movie, but its really depressing because Tony actually feels like shit
>>68894109
>>68893876
The whole joke is that he's too young and/or naive to realize how big The Empire Strikes back was, and it works perfectly fine.
Bear in mind that a person who is 15 today was born two years after The Phantom Menace.
>>68894800
I can see a young teenager that doesn't know much of the world saying something like that.
>>68893400
The point of this line is for the characters to be shocked at how young this kid is. And it plays into him wrapping up Antman's legs with webs like ESB
>>68896417
>Bear in mind that a person who is 15 today was born two years after The Phantom Menace.
Holy shit
>>68893400
The quip is fine in and of itself, the problem is Marvel decided to build a quip about Spider-man's age into the first quip, so instead of having him say, "Hey, remember that scene in Empire Strikes Back" (a perfectly natural sounding line), he say's "hey, remember that REALLY OLD MOVIE the Empire Strikes Back" which sounds clunky and unnatural. Marvel needs to learn that not EVERYTHING has to be a goddamn quip.
>>68896649
>Marvel needs to learn that not EVERYTHING has to be a goddamn quip.
Apart from Spiderman, Antman and Hawkeye (which makes sense, and all 3 of whom are small cameos), there's hardly any quips in the movie.
It's a way more serious tone than Whedon Avengers. Especially Cap
>>68896220
>tfw I wanted to see Gwyneth paltrow in the rescue suit
is there still a chance?
>>68896516
Spider-man's age could have easily been conveyed through his actions as opposed to an unnatural line of dialogue. Show don't tell. Film-making 101.
>>68896768
>Spider-man's age could have easily been conveyed through his actions as opposed to an unnatural line of dialogue
They do exactly that too, he's very inexperienced in fighting, and obviously doesn't really understand the situation Stark has got him involved in.
He ends up getting hurt, and Tony feels bad and tells him to go home. It was pretty reprehensible from Tony the entire thing really, dragging a 15 year old kid across the world to fight for something he didn't really get, then threatening to reveal his identity if he didn't follow his orders
>>68894613
That's not the point. Everyone knows about the Empire Strikes Back. Or at least I thought so. Prefacing it with "that really old movie" makes it sound like it's some antiquated film no one cares about.
>>68896733
doesn't she have super powers now?
>>68896865
Then the joke-killing line of dialogue in question is that much more redundant.
>>68896908
she couldn't support it, so tony fixed her
>>68896941
It made people laugh in the cinema I was in, so it's not that redundant
>>68896941
You haven't actually seen the fucking movie yet you're complaining?
The line works because it shows how naive Spider Man is. It's like a foreigner arriving in Japan and saying "Remember that old cartoon, Gundam?".
Of course they have, and he doesn't even realize how out of touch he is with everyone else he's speaking to.
>>68897062
wut? I'm talking about MCU
>>68897346
>>68897462
>Wearing Lederhosen to a fucking film premiere
>>68897507
He's half Jewish isn't he? Jews have tiny dicks.
which one had the best flicks?
>>68893400
>Do Disney seriously think this is how teenagers speak?
You would know, you 40 year old neckbeard
>>68895018
why did you quote a guy and intentionally spell Rhodes wrong?
>>68895019
>>68897644
So when are they gonna do a Cinematic Universe with these guys?
>>68896417
>The whole joke is that he's too young and/or naive to realize how big The Empire Strikes back was
Then it would have been better if he said "Guys, have you heard of that old movie called The Empire Strikes Back?" instead of asking if they remember it.
>>68900358
I honestly don't remember the exact phrasing, but I think it was among those lines. In any case, if it wasn't, then yeah, it should have been that way.
Not "have you heard" though, since just hearing about ESB wouldn't help knowing hot they took down the AT-ATs. It should have been among the lines of "did anyone of you ever see that old movie..."
>>68897090
Yes, everyone gets the joke. It just isn't funny.
>>68893400
there's no way he says that
jesus christ really raimi?
>>68897064
A lot of people laugh at Big Bang Theory, too.
>>68893767
Shit movie
so it's basically a joke movie? the tone was way different in the trailers wtf.
>>68893400
You forgot the bit about the "walky thingies." Perfect depiction of youth culture. Marvel just gets it. They're literally gods.
>>68893547
>>68893400
I NEED PICTURES, SOURCES, GET ME THE GIANTMAN!!!
>>68901910
No it's pretty serious but Spider-Man and Ant-man are the only comedic relief.
>>68901791
That's just like, your opinion mate.
The actual line is, from the camrip,
Spiderman: "Guy, you ever see that really old movie The Empire Strikes back?"
Rhodes: "Jesus Tony how old is this guy?"
Tony: "I don't know I didn't carbon date him, he's on the young side"
pic related is the face tony makes when spiderman asks that
>>68894497
>did it make any fucking sense in the context of the scene
Did you even watch the fucking movie?
>>68902140
https://mega.nz/#!aEgkBIIC!L-FAGV5gePJqSy_1CHNiKNxV1FR1Os8a740AWlzMk-Y
Just a shitty camrip of the airport scene.
>>68903107
checks out
