So, since the film is all but confirmed, who will play Jamie "CHAT" Vardy in the Leicester biopic?
>>68887889
There's really only one option.
>>68887889
People have misunderstood, it's not a Vardy biopic. They're remaking Steptoe and Son.
HAROLD! HE'S SENT ME OFF FOR BEING A CHEATING CUNT HAROLD.
Some smackhead from a park bench in a northern town
>>68887889
literally who
>>68888017
i remember that
>>68887889
>Chav : The Rise From Rags To Rches
I'm gonna give this shite a miss.
>>68888050
Back when everyone still thought they were a meme.
>>68888181
Yeah, probably.
>>68888181
Yeah I think he's best for this one.
Another shitty sports biopic that's 5% fact 95% bollox for the film and no one goes to see it.
Idris Elba
Chat Shit, Get Banged, From Jail Cells To Selling Jerseys: The Jamie Vardy Story
>>68887889
Do you think anyone will actually go to see this movie? The premier league is overrated as fuck. The pundits just keep jerking off about pace and physicality.
Pace alone will do fuck all, just ask Theo Walcott.
More than 60℅ of the world doesn't even like football let alone will go to watch a movie about it.
The only people who will actually pay money to see this shit are the yellow teeth stained cunt holes from the place commonly called new Pakistan.
>>68887889
Whats the story about this person?
>>68888364
no one knew who he was until he chat shit and got banged
>>68888364
Factory worker 10 years ago, played in some shit tier meme clubs in the 3rd of 5th league now he is the top scorer of the EPL shouldering an underdog team to win the league
>>68888265
How about
Chat Shit get Banged : From breaking gook jaws to breaking records : The jamie vardy story
>>68888351
Where exactly is this 60% that doesn't like it?
>>68888434
These yanks have warped views.
>>68888422
>shouldering an underdog team
Is that why his team mate just won the PFA Player's player of the season? Not forgetting his other team mates who are getting international call ups and being linked with major clubs .......yeah coz it was all down to that fucking chav Vardy.
Retard.
>>68888434
Let's see the countries with the biggest population
China - not interested
India - absolutely not interested
USA - ditto
Indonesia - no idea
Brazil - they love it
Pakistan - lol
Nigeria - maybe
Bangladesh - not interested
>>68888351
>World's biggest sport
>Nobody likes it
Saying that, there's never been a good movie about football.
American sports tend to lend themselves better t movies... Even if it is always the same old shit.
>Muh last second buzzer beater
How the fuck did he get so good? He's 29 and was still in a shit division 5 at 24. Fucking insane lads
>>68888025
He's the English Kurt Warner.
How come there's never been one good soccer movie? There are even passable golf/tennis/football/bobsleigh/baseball/basketball flicks. And most of those sports are boring as shit.
>>68888558
Literally all those countries have teams you retard, some with pretty decent sized leagues.
Don't bother replying you're retarded.
>>68888558
Everywhere in Asia are fucking mad for football you fucking retard!
The EPLs biggest payday comes from the likes of China and India. China and India are currently spending insane amounts of money trying to establish their own elite league.
These fucking retards spouting any old crap.
>>68888565
EPlel is no real competition, could never make it in La Liga
>>68887889
GoPro footyflick when?
>>68888531
Shouldering doesn't mean he's the only reason they're doing well, baka desu senpai
Football is a team sport anyway one guy alone can't make a difference
>>68888658
You mean the league with 3 teams? Yeah definitely brah
>>68888697
What does shouldering mean then? I'm my world it means carrying which means he is the number one in the team ...which he isn't.
>>68888620
Because it's a shit sport for plebs.
>>68888563
Yes there was
Két félidő a pokolban (1961) from Hungary http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0056160/
>>68888558
Are you fucking meming right now? China and India are massive fans.
"Sisterhood of the Traveling pants" had inspiring soccer scenes with Blake Lively
>>68888724
He scores the most goals and is the posterboy, and he's pretty clutch. He is among the ones carrying them t b h
>>68888620
Because every single American sports movie ends like >>68888563
A soccer version would have to carry on for 5 minutes Fergie time before the end.
>We need a despicable villain in the story
>say no more senpai
>>68888700
Get your head out of your hijab and look at the winners for the past 10 years.
Chelsea
City
United
City
United
Chelsea
United
United
You Brits are really fucked in the head.
>>68888770
>Having this little knowledge then trying to debate subject.
Ok anon.
>>68888819
Shit. Forgot the last 2
United and Chelsea.
>>68888793
>Not Lazio
>>68888829
what do you have against Vardy, brah?
Fucked your bf's little boipucci you cuck la
DANO
A
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>>68888819
Fuck off Alejandro
>>68888882
>>68888793
Sup
>>68888658
>>68888700
Fact is that all gonna change as of next season as La Liga will start to split the money up fairly amongst all of their team instead of letting barca and Real Madrid take it all.
Incidentally the EPL has ALWAYS split it up fairly.
>>68887889
Ninja
>>68888741
China loves only badminton and tabletennis.
India loves only cricket.
>>68888902
Nothing just that riyad mahrez has been their star if you're gonna label anyone in that team a star.
>>68888974
That's a really ignorant thing to say.
DID YOU SEE THAT LUDICROUS DISPLAY LAST NIGHT?
>>68888563
>>68888620
>>68888974
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/feb/01/why-china-not-mls-is-luring-stars-away-from-europe
>>68889114
I like this one too but a little dated now.
>>68889087
Okay grandpa. Just see in what category China win medals in the Olympics.
>>68889011
Being a star means having fame. Vardy shines more, he is the star. Mahrez is the best preformer sure, but not the star.
Their mvp is Kanté btw
>>68889114
That's not a football movie, it's a chav scum movie.
>>68889140
>Playing an FA Cup Semi-Final at home
One of the many, many things wrong with that pile of shit.
>>68889165
PFA Players Player of the Season 15/16 is ..........
Now shhhhh retard.
>>68889172
>football and chav scum aren't the same thing
What am I even reading?
>>68889197
go to bed Ahmed
>>68889238
Ahmed? Kek I'm 100% white Welsh.
Anyway I'll take the opinion of the players that played against him week in week out and voted him the best over your retarded views.
>>68889288
>Welsh
>white
Pick one.
Your kind are greater pariahs in the UK than the Caribbeans and the Pakistanis combined.
>>68889288
whatever you say
>mfw barca buy mahrez for 60 m instead of buying a defender
>>68889369
Haha wouldn't be surprised if he ends up there desu. But he'll be the one who makes a big money move this summer I bet you.
>>68888913
Bitter much? Perhaps you shouldn't have let your country be overrun by pakis.
>>68889331
Error sure thing.
>mfw literally live in a 100% white village in the heart of Wales. Not even an Indian corner shop owner or takeaway here.
Dumb /sp/ poster
>>68889468
>Not even an Indian corner shop owner or takeaway here.
I find that really hard to believe. We are literally everywhere.
>>68889549
Not that I've got anything against you my brown brother just putting a metaphorical middle finger up to my man here.
>>68889468
>being this dense
The Welsh were black before Britain even discovered African people.
>>68889642
same as literally everyone can be traced back to the same 6 black Africans.
But anyway I'm bored of your race obsessed tedium anon. Have a very retarded day!
>>68889479
What does /sp/ have to do with anything? We're talking sports films.
>>68888620
>>68888620
>How come there's never been one good soccer movie?
Fever Pitch is literally in the top 10 films ever made. Kill yourself
>>68887889
Danny Dyer
>>68887889
Melissa Mccarthy
you know it to be true
>>68888742
MOAR pls
>>68888558
>China - not interested
wew didn't even need to go past the first one to know you're retarded
>>68892053
>>68892251
>>68892053
hnng she's like 5'11 too
>>68888888
>>68888819
>muh recent history
then look at the league of it's entire history and you'll see it has multiple teams winning multiple titles whereas every other league is dominated by the same 1 or 2 teams
>>68892603
Who cares faggot?
Check out the highlight of this autist day kek
>>68891379
Is that as bad as it looks?
I am sure Mads is willing to do it
>>68887889
better question is who will play those thai qts
>>68893474
Yes.
