I'll start with the Divergent series. Shit was so bad I quit watching it half way. The setting is absolute shit. The whole faction system is retarded and the characters are shite as well.
>>68884700
SO MUCH POTENTIAL!
some of the worst posters of all time too
didnt we have this thread already
>BASED ON THE WORLDWIDE BENSTILLER
What did they mean by this?
>>68884700
I wish Shailene Woodley would just evaporate.
>>68884700
SKARCH?
Mockingjay, Insurgent, Maze-runner, now the 5th wave, it's all the same brain-dead shit. The world in danger and only a group of teenagers can save it. Why, Hollywood, why? I can understand people who make this shit to get some quick cash, but who in their senses would willingly go and watch it? Are people THAT stupid?
>>68884820
hunger games was pretty good tho desu
>>68884868
Best of the worst
>"The adults are EVUUUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!!"
>>68884891
Nope. Only Jennifer saved it. Maze-runner is at least interesting.
>>68884868
>>68887003
>>68887054
no bait. what makes HG better than MR?
>>68884700
I hate all of them but I watch them all without fail every time.
Why do I do this?
>>68887118
Both are absolute trash for millennial teeny boppers.
>>68884700
divergent was so boring and stupid (premise)
laughed my ass off to my friends (that one actually stopped talking to me) when it was revealed that maze runner is actually a zombie movie (she hates zombies)
haven't seen 5th wave (even though waifu chloe is in it)
hunger games.. where to start. i'll just let cinemasins take that one (the entire series)
>>68887204
they are, but MR is just less shit. It has some mystery at least.
The Mortal Instruments at least had Lily Collins and her thighs.
how the fuck did they even manage to make all 3 of those? did they actually sell?
>young adult
I thought these movies were made for teens. Or does young adult not mean a 18-23 year old?
>>68884700
>watch movie for 8-15 year old girls
>complain when you don't like it
>>68884868
First was okay, but the sloppy camerawork made it nearly unwatchable.
Second was actually pretty good and had some solid performances by the older actors.
Third was just a waste of my time, and I never bothered with the fourth.
OP just mad cuz he wouldn't last a DAY in the skarch
The first Maze Runner would have been fine as a standalone film with a nice complete ending.
Same with Hunger Games - although the 2nd was better due to the superior direction, script, and cast.
Them being unnecessary series is worse than poor quality.
>>68887845
OP is just mad Ellen Page is hittin' that and he ain't
>>68887366
They're working on a fourth.
>>68887958
JUST
>>68884868
Mockingjay Part 1 was so fucking bad I'm not even bothered to torrent Part 2.
>>68884700
Hunger games the first one was best.
>those first 5 minutes of kids offing each other in the center of the field
Fucking epic m8
Worst was Twilight.
who cares, you're not the target audience for these movies. why even waste time watching em?
>>68888481
>target audience: women between 18 and 35
Literally me
>>68888481
>you're not the target audience for these movies
or are we?
>>68887542
the 18-23yo of today are the 15-18 of yesterday
>>68888603
you can go even further
>>68888504
>>68888509
When did this happen
I AM IN CHARGE HERE
>>68888670
The cunts are lying about being cunts.
Let's be real. How long, honestly speaking, do you think you could last in the Scorch?
>GUISE
>AIDEN GILLEN GUISE
>GUISE IT'S FUNNY
>SKARCH
>PLEASE NOTICE ME
>>68888791
get out, hothead
Aidan is the meme actor of /tv/
>>68887845
I just love that his outfit is the same colour scheme as his CIA one, I wish it would be mandatory for all his movies
But YA saga is an irreplaceable pool for very young talents
Without them we couldn't make at least half of the Oscar movies these last two years
>>68887958
Shailene should've used a dental dam, now shes caught a terrible case of vidya off of Ellen
>>68888853
Except it's a white turtle neck not a blue undershirt.
Fuck off
>>68888789
23 hours, 59 minutes TOPS
>>68884700
Shit, I didn't even know that they had already done the trilogy, I thought Allegiant was a direct sequel to Divergent. Never heard of Insurgent.
>>68888888
>>68888977
Ascendant next year
>>68888988
HAHAHHA I LOVE WHEN THE NUMBERS REPEAT THEMSELVES XD
>>68888977
>Shit, I didn't even know that they had already done the trilogy
You mean quadrilogy, they split the final book into two movies
>>68888890
It looked light blue to me
>>68884700
Does anyone even watch these movies? The only time i ever hear something about them is when /tv/ mentions it, and even then it's rare.
>>68889348
First made decent money, but the others underperformed; YA movies are finally starting to slow down as the number of mediocre box offices are going way up and even heavy hitters - like Hunger Games - are making less than they used to. Doesn't help that Capeshit is bigger than ever.
>>68887958
>I'm so comfortable in who i am, I'M A LESBIAN BY THE WAY, that I don't need to dress up for a fucking movie premiere, just like all the guys that turn up to premieres with untucked shirts and no jacket.
>>68889977
These digits.
>>68889977
>just like all the guys that turn up to premieres with untucked shirts and no jacket
Fucking Lesbians. I work with a girl like this, she shows up with a flannel and jeans to work, where nearly everyone else wears dress pants and a dress shirt - and more wear a tie than not. If anyone talks shit she just calls them homophobes. Lesbians really are bad for underdressing - even worse than gay men for overdressing.
>tfw somehow managed to get a girlfriend
>after two years she cheated on me
>broke up with her
>talked to her a few months later
>had fucked 10 guys in 2 months, and had gotten a tattoo on her ankle of some shitty flame symbol from Divergent that represented "strength"
lol
dodged a bullet
>>68890532
you sure did, famalam
>>68890532
Kek
Women are a meme
>>68890532
Lol
Hunger Games are 12/12.
>>68888855
>without young adult series we won't have
The twilight couple
The young guy in Revenants
Minho
Shailene Woodley
The guy in Whiplash
JLaw
>>68889977
Holy guck, those digits
>>68890532
Cool story bro. Bet you masturbate to the idea of being cucked dont you you little fag.
>>68887958
Damn nigga, Ellen can do better
>>68890814
You sound butthurt, I'm sorry, did I insult your favorite movie series?
>>68888174
It's better but not great.
IMO: HG2 >> HG > HG 3.2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HG3.1
>>68884700
YA adaptations are the cancer, i'm glad that the genre is dying... no one gave a shit about The 5th Wave.
do you guys know about any other YA book that is going to become a movie?
>mfw people think Shailene Woodley is beautiful
she looks like a 40-year old trying to be a 20-year old with the use of plastic surgery and makeup
>>68887958
>dress like a man
>still wear make
Why are lesbians so fake?
>>68884700
>that Insurgent poster
I remember laughing at it in the theaters when it was first revealed, she looks so goddamn stupid falling like that.
>>68887958
act
>>68891716
man this sure was some overhyped shitfest of a movie
>>68891716
>young adult
Trychildren's
>>68888853
> colour
Brit bong detected
>>68893144
Or Aussie, or Canadian, or literally anyone but Burger.
>>68887958
>>68889977
check'd, when will these people realize that dressing nice to award show's/movie premieres isn't for feeling comfortable as a person. these things are formal events, you should dress formally out of respect for the occasion. things will begin to lose their meanings/values if people treat things like it's no big deal. these events/studios that made the movies are cutting your checks so for 1 night just try to looks nice.
>>68887118
It actually has a proper story instead of a bunch of mystery nonsense that ends up being about Zombies.
>>68884700
>expecting this series of movies to be good
>>68888504
women don't exist on the internet
>>68887360
why didn't my gf force me to watch THAT one?
>>68894539
So that you'd actually think about her during sex.
>>68884753
It's a movie series about Ben Stiller's life.
>>68884700
D R O P P E D
>>68887003
>Only Jennifer saved it
Anon, I don't know if anyones told you this, but Jennifer is fucking awful. Blank expressions throughout all her movies, can act like a angsty teen. That's all she's got going for her. Literally could have had Kristin Stewart in her place.
>>68884700
The 5th wave is one of the worst movies ever made
>>68887542
15 year olds and 25 year olds, en masse, have the same taste. Especially women.
>>68884700
Correct me if I'm wrong but "YA" stuff is pretty much a marketing attempt to extend teenage stage far into adulthood.
What happened to the Narnia movies? They just kinda stopped doing them after the third one
>>68895637
Reboot coming soon. Google it.
>>68895637
Don't count on it.
The fifth book is a big "Fuck You" to the Middle East.
you can't start a thread like this with literally the worst example.
>>68888791
who is dis?
>>68884868
The first was pretty decent. Seems like most fangirls were too retarded to realize the romance was a facade. I don't remember the other sequels at all. PSH is a good guy or something
>>68884700
>Man children trying to critique and make sense of movies made to entertain kids
Consider suicide
>>68888791
Get out. Aiden Gillen is a small guy for all of us.
Get out. Do NOT come back.
The first Twilight movie was great. When they realized they had a hit they removed the director of the fist movie and replaced her with a male jew who would agree to shit out movies as fast as possible.
Fuck hollywood.
>>68889042
you fucking redditor
>>68896928
no, it was horseshit
>>68898165
Keep it in its own thread, there's no need to cross-post them.
>>68896292
Hayley Williams of the Band Paramore
>>68898266
checked, nice one Sheev.
>>68898268
Hayley a underrated qt.
>>68895637
CS Lewis is far too red pilled for Hollywood executives to give he greenlight. Ask Mel Gibson to do the rest of the movies.
>>68895637
there was 3 of them?
>>68884700
It's almost as if the series is aimed for normal 13 year old girls and not a snarky redditor like yourself
>>68884727
didnt we have this post already
>>68887958
Shailene looks like John Krasinski
>>68890980
>do you guys know about any other YA book that is going to become a movie?
a lot apparently
http://moviepilot.com/posts/3746575
>high fantasy one with Emma Watson
>zombie one
>space one
>"game of thrones for teens"
>>68899150
Isnt "GoT for teens" a redundancy?
>>68899195
this is the one being marketed as "GoT for teens"
book plot
>After serving out a year of hard labor in the salt mines of Endovier for her crimes, 18-year-old assassin Celaena Sardothien is dragged before the Crown Prince. Prince Dorian offers her her freedom on one condition: she must act as his champion in a competition to find a new royal assassin.
>Her opponents are men-thieves and assassins and warriors from across the empire, each sponsored by a member of the king's council. If she beats her opponents in a series of eliminations, she'll serve the kingdom for four years and then be granted her freedom. Celaena finds her training sessions with the captain of the guard, Westfall, challenging and exhilirating. But she's bored stiff by court life. Things get a little more interesting when the prince starts to show interest in her... but it's the gruff Captain Westfall who seems to understand her best.
>Then one of the other contestants turns up dead... quickly followed by another. Can Celaena figure out who the killer is before she becomes a victim? As the young assassin investigates, her search leads her to discover a greater destiny than she could possibly have imagined.
>>68893349
Yet /tv/ will defend this.
http://youtu.be/xsvQuJmASSk
>>68895482
People between 20 and 30 are not adults yet
>>68899307
>ANOTHER stronk female protagonist movie
>tfw a coworker I used to work with would exclusively reach any and every YA novel /series out there.
I can't help but feel patrish whenever I talk to her
>>68890814
do you have the same tattoo on your asscheek ?
>>68899307
>stronk edgy female that has to gain her freedom by an oppressive government but also has to deal with a love triangle between two hunks, uh oh!
>if you liked these two most popular series ever, you'll definitely like this!
This is painful
>>68895314
Wow dude you sure showed those jews whos boss
who unironically liked Divergent (first), Hunger Games + Catching Fire here
>>68899844
Calm down, kike.
>>68899307
jesus christ this sounds terrible
>>68899923
the one with Emma Watson signed on sounds even worse
>On her nineteenth birthday, Princess Kelsea Raleigh Glynn, raised in exile, sets out on a perilous journey back to the castle of her birth to ascend her rightful throne. Plain and serious, a girl who loves books and learning, Kelsea bears little resemblance to her mother, the vain and frivolous Queen Elyssa. But though she may be inexperienced and sheltered, Kelsea is not defenseless: Around her neck hangs the Tearling sapphire, a jewel of immense magical power; and accompanying her is the Queen’s Guard, a cadre of brave knights led by the enigmatic and dedicated Lazarus. Kelsea will need them all to survive a cabal of enemies who will use every weapon—from crimson-caped assassins to the darkest blood magic—to prevent her from wearing the crown.
>Despite her royal blood, Kelsea feels like nothing so much as an insecure girl, a child called upon to lead a people and a kingdom about which she knows almost nothing. But what she discovers in the capital will change everything, confronting her with horrors she never imagined. An act of singular daring will throw Kelsea’s kingdom into tumult, unleashing the vengeance of the tyrannical ruler of neighboring Mortmesne: the Red Queen, a sorceress possessed of the darkest magic. Now Kelsea will begin to discover whom among the servants, aristocracy, and her own guard she can trust.
>But the quest to save her kingdom and meet her destiny has only just begun—a wondrous journey of self-discovery and a trial by fire that will make her a legend . . . if she can survive.
>>68900092
http://nypost.com/2014/07/07/emma-watson-star-produce-queen-tearling/
>The YA movie adaptation fad crashes and Hollywood instead turn all your favourite Anime and Manga into the next big YA thing
>>68900092
>>68899307
Hopefully these two and the others are the nails in the YA genre's grave
>>68900092
>http://nypost.com/2014/07/07/emma-watson-star-produce-queen-tearling/
bwahahah
these are too bad
>>68899439
what are you basing this on?
18 is legal adult status in the U.S. and is the age of consent, 21 is legal drinking age.
by all accounts you're an adult when you hit 18
>>68900234
He thinks he's so mature for being a 40 year old /tv/ poster.
>>68899307
>Her opponents are men-thieves and assassins and warriors from across the empire, each sponsored by a member of the king's council.
Men-thieves? Are those like cat-burglars but loud and incompetent?
>Then one of the other contestants turns up dead... quickly followed by another.
oh no people are murdering each other so they can be the royal assassin, how could this happen in a contest designed to determine one's murder ability
How the fuck can you even write something like this down? It feels like it was cobbled together from a selection of random YA novel tropes. Fuck, they even had to stick throne in the name so people would remember what it's supposed to be ripping off.
>>68899307
OFC it was gonna have a love triangle
Fuck this shit
>>68889042
Get the fuck out of here
Why is it always women who like these shitty YA movies? Even noticed when watching a "booktuber", review and if it's a woman's shelf they have fuck all classical material except from what college or high school told them to read while the rest is filled with the same YA trilogy over and over.
>>68884700
These fucking Detergent movies are the biggest turds I've ever watched
>>68899307
>mary sue stronk female who fights men
i expected something new
>>68900724
most of these novels are written by girls who love twilight, harry potter, 50 shades of gray and hunger games.
all of these have a strong woman.
they write the same mary sue character like >>68900816 said, and that appeals to the women audience.
>>68900962
harry potter's not nearly as bad as the other three you listed.
>>68887736
Because it targets a certain audience doesn't mean it has to be bad and dumb. Look at the best pixar movies for instance, I'm probably not in the target audience but I can still enjoy them.
I haven't watched Divergent but I saw that movie in the labyrinth and it was trash.
>>68893349
>things will begin to lose their meanings/values if people treat things like it's no big deal
Aaah, the values of movie premieres. Truly a pillar of western civilization.
>>68884868
I thought they took a decently written and relatively exciting story and made it very boring and lifeless. Thanks a lot Internet whore.
>>68900724
>>68900092
baaaaaarf
>"exiled" princess protagonist
>bookish and plain into sexy and awesome "character arc"
>magical artifact macguffin that does everything for her
>entire squad of hunks at her beck and call
>"ugh mom geez don't tell me what to do ugh you're so lame"
>lame magical bitch antagonist turns her friends against her with magic because clearly no one could dislike her on purpose
Is there a more concise term for these kind of "royal" female power fantasies? This shit is a disease.
>>68901130
>vaginal-urban-fantasy (195)
No amount of memes can save me from suicide.
>>68901015
is not that bad, but the fandom is as shit as the others
>>68900724
Because women actually read books. Men are much less likely to read in general so less YA novel crap is made for them, which means less YA novel crap made for them is made into movies.
We can speculate as to the reason why with varying degrees of misogyny, but the fact of the matter is there's no money to be made making YA novels for YA males because they're too busy playing videogames.
>>68889348
Movies like that don't get made unless it's guaranteed to make tons of money, that's basically the whole point of these shitty teen flixs
>>68889348
>sir our marketing research team estimates a 250% return on investment
>okay fuck it
literally how these movies are made
>>68901580
More like
>sir, our thaumaturge has predicted an increase in hormonal teenage girls attending the theater in the near future
>fantastic, but before we begin filming, let us make a blood sacrifice
>>68900432
Probably was. They write these books like Ubisoft makes games and Ford makes trucks.
>>68899432
Yeah but that was funny
>>68887958
I hate dykes
>>68902508
I like Ike.
>>68902092
Fair enough
>>68895637
gods that older sister with her big titsyounger one is shaping up to be a qt too
It's just a case of more of the same. Don't forget that there are dozens of semi-successful series that have not been adapted into movies. I guess teen girls read a lot.
Is Harry Potter young adult,or retarded adult man-child?
>>68899307
>literally ToG
Pottery
>>68895339
To be honest though, Katniss was a shy girl and probaly would have gone on /r9k/
>>68906045
Two alpha chads wanted to pound her pussy, so no, she wouldn't have.
>>68904104
It starts out as children's and then morphs into YA over time.
>>68895314
When did this ask-a-nazi meme start?
>>68904104
Family books desu. Like Pixar they can be enjoyed by all ages. I read them for the first time at age 22 and really enjoyed them.
>>68906266
When that one trip would post them with the caption "dropped" in every fucking thread.
>>68891716
it wasn't that bad, if rey wasn't in the movie it would be a solid 8
>>68907168
>if rey wasn't in the movie it would be a solid 8
Agreed, or even if it was just Finn focused; Finn was a character with flaws and character, I really identified with him and his struggles. Rey couldn't even make her own damn decisions.
>>68896406
>>68887774
I was looking forward to watching the first one because it got good word of mouth. I watched it on Netflix with my family and in the end I was only angry at how this borefest and shitty rip off of Battle Royale had gotten so popular, while the rest of my family were saying it had been great.
at least it's better than, DUDE LETS SPEND HALF THE MOVIE LOOKING FOR SPONSORS LMAO
>>68891716
As someone else mentioned, if Rey wasn't part of the movie then it would had been better. Even having an older women would had been better as this forced casting of young female protag is just being used to milk franchises
>>68890980
Have you seen the new Star Wars or the trailer for Rogue One?
That's how they're gonna make everything until it cashes out.
Except its Star Wars and it never will.....
this is the best adult movie ever made
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEfhUJvn5rM
>>68884700
>young adult movies
>young
>adult movie
Is that another name for CP?
Only good thing about Scorch Trials desu
What a qt
>>68884700
The new Spiderman reboot is gonna suck ass shit
