What would the plots of Seinfeld episodes be like if it was still running today?
jery get ipad
>>68883414
>>68883414
>George goes to see Dead Pool
>Dead Pool shoots people
>"THAT'S GOTTA HURT"
>>68885241
>DAMN YOU, LASER GUY!
https://soundcloud.com/mcmangos/what-if-seinfeld-theme-song
>>68883414
Jerry breaking his hip
>>68885241
>Jerry sees The Dark Knight Rises
>"What's the deal with the mask?"
>"If he takes it off will he die?"
Anti Trump Jew propaganda
>>68885494
>What's the deal with the airline hijack?
>Who's CIA? Am I CIA? Maybe we're all CIA.
>>68885494
>Elaine sees Magic Mike
>Learns the stripper dance moves
>Goes to work party
>"Elaine, remember when you danced at the last party? Show us your moves"
>(^:
>>68883414
Elaine joins Tinder
George dates a famous vlogger but gets upset when she won't include him in her videos
Jerry attempts to get his jokes to the top of /r/standupshots
Kramer was killed off because niggers
How do you think the Seinfeld crew would react to browsing /tv/?
>>68885560
>Michael Richards sees Hateful 8
>Nigger
>"This is great material"
>>68885580
How did come to this?
>>68883414
>Jerry and George see the Dark Knight Rises
>10 minute riff on the Plane Scene
>>68885584
>Jerry and Elaine want to see Batman V Superman
>Elaine can't go anymore
>"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?"
>>68885579
>Kramer was killed off because niggers
Kramer decides to undergo both a sex and a race change (because that's where the cash is these days Jerry!) but he screws it up when he decides to save money by just wearing blackface. (He is replaced by comedian Sarah Silverman, aka Julia Louis-Dreyfus 2.0)
>Elaine becomes a feminist
>George joins gamer gate
>Frank and Estelle get into an argument because they don't want to add each other on Facebook
>Kramer and Newman start a business making internet memes
>Jerry interrupts a BLM protest by mistake and gets in big trouble
