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It would have been a good fight.
>>68881198
GIRL POWER AMIRITE!!!?!?
>>68881198
Hasn't been a good fight in this show since...hmmm
>>68881198
>spending all that money forging his weapon and creating his costume only for a character that lasted two or three episodes with very little screen time.
Why do these retards enjoy blowing funds?
>>68882639
Yeah, if only there was a fight we could look forward to this season.
>>68882829
>implying Bowl of the Cleganes
>>68882701
Are you fucking retarded? The weapon and the costume is all CGI
The actor isn't even real they just used old footage of ainsley harriot, increased the size and pasted him in the background
>>68881198
They nerfed Jaime from his book counterpart so it's not surprising that they nerfed Areo as well.
>>68882900
>>68882639
Oberyn
>>68882983
That fight was terrible, all that useless flipping and shitty cuts
>>68883096
It resulted in the best death of the show, which was part of the fight.
>>68882639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwRix1p9sDY
feels like a completely different show at this point
>hype someone up as a great fighter
>stabbed in the back by some annoying piece of shit whore
WaOW totally didnt expect that one xD unexpected deaths thats got alrightxD amazing storytelling dabid
no but seriously if you want to keep killing characters out of nowhere you need to make us give a shit about them first
this show has literally turned into
>muh shock value
Are the sand snakes villains or supposed to be good?
They are terrible characters, but out there someone is rooting for them
>>68883977
I am a femanon (but don't hit on me silly boys!!)
The sand sneks represent POWER.
We are taking POWER back from you stupid men. WE CREATED YOU, WE BIRTH YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
NOW ITS OUR TURN TO RULE.
VOTE HILLARY
>>68883977
>but out there someone is rooting for them
People root for Dany too
>>68884014
Friends and parents like danny because she is powerful.
It infuriates me so much, she is a shit actress and mary sue with nothing interesting going on.
>>68884060
I used to really love her arc, but then she did nothing for like 4 seasons
>how do you want your Dorne arc pham
>>68883977
Snek
>>68883267
>50 cuts per minuite
>Good fight
Bullshit. Im sick of rappid fucking cuts in shows/movies to hide shit coreography.
All you get from it is the knowledge that a fight happened. not even any of the moves
>>68882639
Bronn vs whatshisname knight that fell down the well.
>>68884011
HISS WITH ME SISTERS!
>>68885535
Ser Vardis of the Vail
>>68882639
At this point I say have the actor that plays Bronn dress up in drag and play each individual snaek then have a rematch of Bronn vs. the sandsnakes
>Bronn vs Bronn with spear/Bronn with whip/Bronn with 2 knives
Tell me it wouldn't be the best fight on the series
>>68884011
>WE CREATED YOU, WE BIRTH YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
The oven doesn't make the cake.
>>68885571
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>68882639
Jon vs WW was pretty good.
I bet they explain how the sandsnakes got on the ship, by showing Bronn lying dead on the floor of the ship.
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>>68885911
I really wanted to see Areo fuck shit up with his big black halberd.
Oh well.
>>68885918
Fuck off. the WW could have killed Jon like 30 fucking times but plot armour saved his ass
>>68885883
>bronn vs bronn
That's all that's fucking needed. Bronn is literally the best character.
>>68885937
At this point Bronn and Davos are the only 2 left I give a shit about, killing them does nothing but relieve me of the burdgen of watching the show
>>68884011
silence wench
i'm a maleanon and i think women are icky and stupid
That giant blade would be very ineffective in a battle.
>>68886034
>I know this because iv faught with a spear before
>>68885969
You're a mystical being. You can fool around with human, why wouldn't you do it?
I get you though, he only fucked around with Jon, killing the lesser characters without thinking twice. Jon had plot armor.
>>68886051
it slows him down senpai, just like a war axe is smaller than a wood-chopping axe because swinging that around in a battlefield environment is an invitation to get all manner of sharp objects embedded in you before you finished a swing
>>68886079
>I know this because iv faught with a spear before
>>68886034
Your hearts in the right place but you're wrong on this one. The blades but looks thin enough to be light enough to be practical on a weapon wielded in two hands.
It suits the wielder here because alot of African trial spears have absolutely collosal spearheads that dwarf that one since they were mostly ceremonial or showy anyway.
>>68884060
Do you seethe with bitterness when your family discusses GoT at the dinner table anon?
Do you huff and mutter 'muh Lightbringer' or 'Fatleessi' under your breath when overhearing your mother exclaim 'oh the blonde queen girl, I just LOVE her!'
Did you shriek at the top of your lungs and hurl your chicken tendies at your younger sister when she said 'I'm glad that Stannis guy is gone. He was creepy and his scenes were soo boring'
Did you empty your 'We Do Not Sow'-limited edition piss jar you had stashed under the table over your dads head when he told you to stop acting up like a little bitch and get a fucking job?
Tell us what happened anon
>>68886079
In open combat, no its not a super effective weapon.
In guarding though someone yes, generally they are.
Don't forget he was never alone, he was always a couple guards deep too, even if they were all traitorous faggots
>>68886079
>not breaking shields and bones with a claymore
>>68882701
>TFW they blew evwrything on Hardhome
>TFW they did it so Stannis doesnt get a badass battle cuz muh Jon
>DABID
>>68886122
He's just annoyed because she is in fact a badly written character with too much plot armor.
It doesn't mean that he acts like an autist around his family and friends. Why are you projecting this much?
Peeno noir
>>68884060
Was on facebook and saw some show plebs talking about how Stannis fucked up
>Bought up 20 good men and bad pussy
>Told to fuck off cuz hurrrrr book snob
>Spoiled 6x1 for them
>Kek
>>68886150
Projecting is the entire point of posting on an anonymous Mongolian horse milking board familia
>>68882535
More like backstabbing cunt.
But given the fight choreography on the more recent episodes it's probably for the better.
>>68885781
More like Ser Vardis of the Flail
>>68886122
>Do you seethe with bitterness when your family discusses GoT at the dinner table anon?
No, because I dine alonein my basement chamber.
>>68881198
Lol
>>68886941
>guard for your prince/king
>your armor consists of a doublet and some metal circles with 2-3" wide gaps.
Kingsguard have plate with open joints, chainmail and a helmet, as well as studded leather underneath all that. Kingsguard > nigger guard.
>>68883977
Some people actually want a spinoff series with the sand snakes
>>68881198
I feel so bad for this dude. Isn't he a classically trained actor who actually read the books and was hopeful to expand his character and his relationship with Doran? Fuck the D2 chucklesticks.
>>68887058
>Kingsguard > nigger guard.
Thats the fucking point? WTF is with your reverse expectation?
>>68887058
>Kingsguard have plate with open joints, chainmail and a helmet, as well as studded leather underneath all that.
Yet they have the WORST track record in keeping their leaders alive.
>>68887058
Ainsley was part of this (he just didn't know he had to go down too), because why would he keep Bashir in the dark about apparently being not very liked?
>>68887058
i warned you bro
>>68882906
Book Jaime isn't that badass to begin with. He just thinks highly of himself.
>>68887058
And yet Areys Oakhart got fucking rekt by Areo
>>68885489
The worst thing that happens is when rapid cutting makes good choreography look bad because you can't see what the fuck is going on.
>>68886034
>>68886118
According to the props department, it's based on the Bhoj.
An actual fucking battle-axe that existed in India.
>>68887446
But they almost never die themselves, and their leaders are considered to be gods among men in terms of swordsmanship.
Kingsguard>dorne faggots
>>68887432
I don't expect anything except for guardsman to actually guard. The whole point is to be a man that will be feared and avoided at all costs, and to be virtually unkillable to commoners and assassins. Just because you're HUEG doesn't mean people can't shank you in the back. You need to be HUEG and armored.
>>68887587
>But they almost never die themselves
>called kingsguard
>can't guard anything
>they're still better
fucking retard.
>>68887587
>But they almost never die themselves
Their job is literally to give their lives to defend the king. Them being alive and the king being dead means they fucked up completely.
>>68887569
>that whole fight with Jorah and the dothraki horseman
>cuts at EVERY point of sword swinging/attacks
>feels distorted and shitty
>the fight with Bronn and the Knight at the Moon Door
>few cuts, only cuts to get to a better position in a scene that is inside a room
>feels like a great fight, cuts only happen after a lull in attacks
Why is it that every time Bronn fights somebody, the choreography seems spot on, but when Jorah fights, it seems shit?
>jorah in the great pit fighting for Danearys
>looks like a battered old man and gets fucked up by everybody and does basically nothing
>>68887580
Indian weapons in general are pretty fucking retarded.
>>68887632
>>68887607
Can't guard anybody if you're dead either, faggots.
We both lose here, but the Kingsguard have proven to be better guards, and both look and are proven to be more intimidating than the dress wearing pansies.
>>68887587
>You need to be HUEG and armored.
Fucker. I bet you cant even stand behind a counter for 2 hours before needing to sit down and you want theese hulks to wear full plate armour 24/7? in their own palace? fuck outa here
>>68887669
>heavy battle axe on a long pole
>retarded
>>68887707
I work 9 hours days in a Deli/meat shop. I stand behind the counter for 8 of that. I'm not a fatass and I've participated in HEMA/recreational events with armor and weaponry before.
It's not that heavy. I can roll around and dodge/sidestep pretty fucking easy in plate.
Kingsguard also don't wear fullplate. They wear a kind of half plate, at least if the show is anything to go off. There's a lot of gaps, and the thighs in particular are unguarded except for some faulds. There's no armor on the upper arms either, just scales falling down from the pauldrons.
>>68887784
> I'm not a fatass and I've participated in HEMA/recreational events with armor and weaponry before.
Confirmed for fatass.
Normal or Athletic people don't do HEMA. They do real martial arts.
Here is your Skallagrim card. Please hand over your "not a nerd" card on the way out.
>>68887784
> I've participated in HEMA
I know you are not fat, but I also know you have long hair, listen to Nightwish, and only dress in clothes that don't match and that you favorite game is Castlevania.
>>68887982
How are they less of a martial art than other martial arts?
Literally and unironically don't know what's going on with anything to do with the Dorne storyline and I do not care because it is so boring and stupid. I literally use any Dorne scene to just take a few minutes to make a cup of tea then come back.
I don't feel I've missed any of the overarching main story at all for missing Dorne scenes. Everything else is still coherent
>>68887982
The group I go to technically calls themselves HEMA, but it's closer to a Medievel recreactional affair. Complete with ye olde clothe making and even brewing their own mead, it's a bit weird but I go along once a month to bash peoples skull in with an axe.
Of course, this doesn't matter to you, because you think you're right and I'm wrong. That's fine, /tv/ always was the worst board.
>>68885883
A game of brons
>>68887707
Full plate isn't as heavy as you think. At least not when wearing it.
If you had to carry around fill plate in your arms all day it would probably suck tho.
Modern soldier carry way heavier stuff.
What is this DABID meme?
>>68888045
Nightwish has a few decent songs. I'm not fat but I'm not fit either. I only ever wear jeans and a T-shirt of some description that I bought for a couple of bucks from a big chain store like K-Mart or Target, and my favorite game is Metal Gear Solid 3.
Pic related, it's me. I'm just your average stupid fuck shitposter man.
>>68888051
A bunch of nerds getting together and trying to bastardize medieval fighting techniques based on ancient pictures they saw out of context is not a Martial Art anon.
Boxing. That's a martial art.
Judo. That's a martial art.
Kendo. That's a martial art.
You know, because people teaching them know what they are doing.
>>68888167
You know that people create martial arts all the time? It doesn't have to be passed down in order to be legit. Krav Maga was invented quite recently, so is that not a martial art because they just made shit up themselves and called it a martial art?
Idiots like you who jump out of the woodworks to whine about HEMA every time it's mentioned (or in this case not mentioned but you did it anways) are far more autistic than people who do HEMA.
It's a Theon get his cock back episode.
>>68888368
Basedazor ahai
>>68888313
> Far more autistic than people who do HEMA
Sure anon, sure.
>>68885883
20 seems more like the right number
>>68885883
Wow, how could he talk about Brienne like that?
>>68888313
>You know that people create martial arts all the time?
Sure, nobody can stop the retards from doing so.
> It doesn't have to be passed down in order to be legit
It has to be passed down in order to be effective. Because if something exists for more than 100 years and it still works, it's gonna be way more effective than something someone made up watching Jackie Chan movies.
> Krav Maga was invented quite recently, so is that not a martial art because they just made shit up themselves and called it a martial art?
The IDF itself says it's a personal defense training system. It incorporates Boxing, Judo, Wrestling and other martial arts, and it also incorporates weapon training, but by their own admission it isn't a martial art.
And they also say that if you haven't been trained in Israel by a certified Israeli instructor , you are getting ripped off.
>>68888553
kek
>>68888575
How about for example military saber which was taught in the armed forces into the 21th century with modern manuals and military officers still were doing it by tradition so the knowledge still exists. Would you say kendo is a martial art but military saber is not?
>>68888488
Crixus instead of Gannicus? What shit is this?
>>68882639
>>68883096
It was pretty fun, I liked how the guys weren't just two buff guys whacking at each other with swords, but each had their own fighting style.
Of course Oberyn was doing flips and shit, he was a showoff...
>>68888685
Is there any military saber specialists teaching civilian classes?
No.
There are civilian self taught specialists trying to teach civilians.
You can't read a fucking manual and call yourself a specialist. You got no fucking pratical experience you fucking retard.
Read a fucking MMA handbook and sign up for an MMA fight. I fucking dare you.
>>68887769
>India
>"Numbar 1!!!!"
Pajeet, you have to admit that most things that came from India were and still are retarded and impractical.
>>68888835
The modern swedish military saber was written by a dude who thought that the old methods weren't good enough and designed his own system that became the new standard and was taught to the entire armed forces. So you can clearly create systems yourself. This has been done since the dawn of time. Your argument seems to be that you can only adopt existing fighting systems but clearly that is not the case. And obviously reading a manual and trying to do word for word what it says doesn't work either. Which is why people use them as a reference and compare different manuals to experiment with their own styles.
In general if you have to rely on someone else to hold your hand and tell you exactly what to do every step of the way you won't ever be good at anything.
Do you still use training wheels on your bike?
>>68887769
POO IN LOO
>>68887669
Its a pole-axe. Nothing fancy with that shit.
>>68888835
I also love your argument that you can't learn it because you have no practical experience, and you also discourage practicing it to gain that experience. You're just an obstinate moron who shits on something other people do to get a false sense of superiority. /tv/ incarnate .
>>68889077
Except the dude who created the modern swedish military saber WAS A DUDE TRAINED IN THE OLD SWEDISH MILITARY SABER.
JESUS CHRIST YOU DUMB RETARD
There is nothing wrong with a motherfucker that boxed for 20 years and spend 15 years fighting motherfuckers in bare-knuckle fights to create his own boxing-based martial art.
Everything is wrong with a motherfucker that did a 2 hour class at a random macdojo or bought a martial arts book to create his own martial art. Which is the case of HEMA and the martial arts that pop up left and right.
>>68889121
No no no. You can practice it all you want. Take the Russians. They are steadily developing a FUNCTIONAL system of medieval martial arts. They've even recreated Spartan martial arts. How? When they ask the government for funding, they sit down with experts, they sit down with guys from other martial arts, and then they spent the next 10 years waking themselves year round with swords and shields and spears to see what works or not.
Except they've been doing this since the 80's and there isn't a single one of them calling themselves an expert on the matter shit, they even admit they don't know what they are doing and that a lot of shit they think they got right would have them killed in actual combat with actual medieval warriors.
What you can't do, is play Dark Souls and start hitting your friend with a stick in your back yard and cosplay knightly clothing and read a medieval manual and think you are an expert then get together with other nerds and drink mead and roll dice and say it's a martial art.
>>68886051
It's a glaive.
>>68887666
Maybe the capable fight choreographer wanted to work in Ireland, so they sent the retard to the Essos locations.
>>68888488
Where's Raymond Gibbons?We dug coal together
>>68888431
Haters are always more autistic then the people they're hating on, that's just a law of the universe.
>>68889100
60% white
>>68889674
>raymond gibbons
c'mon man...
>>68889604
Technically, Dorne is in Westeros senpai
Everything about the sand sneks subplot is painfully stupid, I just want all these dumb characters to die already.
>>68889918
Yeah, you know what i mean.
Maybe the good guy didn't like sand...
>>68890207
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>>68888728
>yfw Thoros of Myr and Beric Dondarion have been sitting around the Riverlands doing nothing for the last three seasons.
>davos picks up jon's sword
>"I've never been much of a fighter. Apologies for what you're about to see"
Pretty hyped for the next episode.
>>68890839
Prepping for Lady Stoneheart
