Got thread
Who else loved these ladies
No more weak men
Stannis is dead
>>68877200
XD digits have repeated. Its now fact
Sand snakes are good
Stannis is dead
>>68877200
Yay got of thrones :3
They were gud empowered wominz they dindu nuffin!
>>68877331
You preach girl
>>68877200
I honestly can't remember their names. I just keep calling them Frowny Face, Bad Poosey, and The Other One.
>>68877717
How can you forget OBARA SAND, DAUGHTER OF OBERYN MARTELL
>>68877200
I hate them.
That one called the other one a bitch when she stole her kill hahaha they're so epic and badass
God I don't even give a shit after this ep.
What shitter the last 4 seasons have been, my god.
>>68877200
At least all the stupid female characters are contained in Essos right now so they fuck up the Westeros story lines.
>>68879415
so was the loony toons spear thrush there to show they are moving away from "realistic" sword fights? I think by this point everyone is sick of
>ha ha he expected them to be honorable. what a retard
also
>that dothraki likes to talk after sex.aint he cute
>>68879468
you are jinxing it. now one of the Westeros girls will go into full retard mode
>>68879473
>Women beinig pragmatic fighters
Actually thats true women never actually fight fairly at all even in single fights.
>>68879352
>her last name is Sand
>>68879468
the sneks aren't in essos are they?
>>68879473
>fighting spear user
>uses sword
He was asking to get fucked up especially with how long that spear was no way in fuck he could have gotten close to that bitch at all.
>>68879516
well yeah, it was a logical thing and the guy was a retard for turning his back on them but I felt like it was akin to beating a dead horse
>>68879500
We already have Breinne. She actually a good character, but they keep having her beat fucking everyone and their mothers (despite looking like she's going to shit her pants all the time). She's just stupid enough to hold us over I think.
>>68877200
Fitting sandniggers into GoT was a mistake
>>68879468
>>68879500
Dorne is in Westeros, guys. It's one of the Seven Kingdoms. They're already fucking up the Westeros storylines.
>>68879562
did not he pick the whip user ?
>>68879594
Yeah I forgot. But they were at least contained. I guess that's not going to last though.
>>68879594
Dorne never feels like its part of Westeros. you need to sail to get there and it feel less European
>>68879571
He should have had a shield at least and body guards oh wait the girls killing him were his bodyguards.
Dorne is fucked a cunt now controls it.
>>68879617
>>68879617
what was the text in the picture?
Reminder to all swordfags.
>>68877200
>>68879644
>>68877200
>We finally get more WoC
>they're the most hated characters
>it'll discourage more WoC casting in the future
thanks Game of Thrones
>>68879675
Oh my god, look at their faces. I hate them so hard.
>>68879708
>women dont use violence
They do but it is indirect as you HELP HELP BOYS THIS DUDE IS MESSING WITH ME TEEHEE.
>>68879675
the ones that aren't bad pussy look like they're smell a rather terrible fart.
>>68879733
No it won't. And as long as they aren't written to be literally the worst thing in the show, no one will give half a groat.
>>68879630
was not he the guy that gets burned to death in the book?the one that tries to steal the dragons? the whole thing was retarded if you use logic, for example why did not jaime turn the boat around, they were like 800 meters away tops so he could have walked back and asked for sand heads to calm his sister down. also I don't remember but did not this dead guy go with jaime and his kid, why would they let sands guard him after finding out they killed myrcella
>>68879675
It's not a fart. It's a queef.
>how you think poosey got so bad?
>>68879779
Jaimie went full retard letting his daughter kiss the princess or queen I know what which is it in Dorne he way too trusting of monarchs despite his family's bad history of them.
>>68879670
yep. everyone in romance of the three kingdoms used a spear but you can't really carry it on your person all the time.
>>68879670
Generally speaking, a sword is going to be far superior to a spear in a one on one fight, especially if the spear is long.
In an actual battle, however, things are different.
>>68879675
They cut out Bran for this. They cut out Bran for an entire season plus an episode for this shit.
>>68879675
pottery, will predictions of saint lucas ever stop coming true?
>>68879417
Pretty much this.
I dropped the show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xioiaMRzyYw
I miss when the show was good
>>68879804
I think it was too fast, like she pulled her into a kiss before anyone could do anything.
>>68879825
All you have to bait the stupid swordfag into swinging then press the middle part of your spear in the blade pushing it down while you thrust the pointy part into their flesh.
>>68877200
don't they have elective monarchy, how will this women rule?
>>68879733
>Women of color
>women of color
Blacks are the only colored ones anon sand people are not. I cant even tell if they are sand people or latin americans.
>>68879836
they did not cut bran, they split the povs like in the book because there are too many characters.
>>68879562
The rapier is the most deadly weapon in single combat.
The spear lacks speed in comparison, and in close combat also maneuverability.
>>68879862
On the otherhand they really should have killed Gregor when it looked like he was gonna kill Oberyn the Lannisters are fucking assholes.
>>68879937
The general mass of spears make them good deterrent against sword users since swinging your blade is basically suicide without a shield or with a shield. Polearms are infinitely superior however.
>>68879887
Their anger will let them be ruled by anyone who's willing to let them go wild until the Lannister are dead.
>>68879887
>elective monarchy
>literally the nobles always in control
No their governments are always blood based because no one if smart enough to kill all the monarchs and then go HURR WE THE RULERS NOW FAGS OBEY US OR FUCKING DIE.
Margaery was basically this she was becoming an angel like figure to the peasants and thus more likable overall so they wouldnt suspect this if any of the Lannisters dropped dead from her.
>>68879969
>On the otherhand they really should have killed Gregor when it looked like he was gonna kill Oberyn the Lannisters are fucking assholes.
not really.Gregor was doing his job but someone should have given real consideration to consequences instead of going on about how dornish are cucks who don't hurt little girls
>>68879937
only if you can tired out the opponent
>>68879933
And from my POV there was entirely too little Bran and entirely too much sneks.
>>68880071
well I don't recall the details. just that there are many princes and they have elections every 4 years and fag with most money wins. one of the mercenary groups leaders was an ex prince (I think)
>>68880077
Gregor had to just stab Oberyn once then knock him out the fucking psychopath tried to gut him like a fish.
>>68879937
>The rapier is the most deadly weapon in single combat.
HA. Foolish gaijin.
>>68880079
he is a youngling anyone , you know it had to be done
>>68879933
nope, D&D confirmed Bran is cut. Isaac is too lanky for HD. Censors wouldn't allow it.
>>68880129
big slashing weapons are useless
>>68880162
>Isaac is too lanky for HD. Censors wouldn't allow it.
just shove him in the tree and cover his face with junk. then recast him saying the tree changed him
>>68880162
What was Bran doing anyway? Last I saw he was beyond the wall in some cave with some magic little girl and shit.
>>68880079
then the show is truly lost
>>68880165
Swords become really useful when armor doesnt exist like what we see with the Dothraki.
>>68880196
>What was Bran doing anyway?
nothing. he becomes a tree and can now spy on people and watch flashbacks. he will die in that tree since he is the old gods now. the little girls are 1000 year old elves.
>>68880079
Well Anakin you have shit judgment, if anything we need a whole separate Sand Sneks spin-off complete with a recurring crossover episode every season. Gradually we will focus on minor characters and romantic interests until the Sand Sneks barely get any screentime.
>>68879937
>The rapier is the most deadly weapon in single combat.
You are ignorant to the way of the blade.
>>68880248
Imagine how much shit could have been avoided in Jaimie had shanked him before pushing him out the tower. Also Im not medic but shouldnt his skeleton have been fucked up from that really high fall on that hard surface?
>>68880225
well rapier is also useful in that case, hell I can't think of a weapon that is not useful on an unarmored opponent.don't Dothraki have leather armor?
>>68880277
Swords are honestly the weapons of a savage as the wounds swords make tingle that monkey in your brain that likes to see blood spilling.
>>68880162
Can confirm. Network thought it was stupid to pay for two John Olivers.
>>68879937
>>68879969
>>68880129
>>68880277
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good crossbow at your side kid
>>68880289
most likely. yeah his whole story is basically padding mixed with "no guys there really is magic in this story, just read on". if RR was commuted to his bit he would have said bran is just delusional and killed him off ages ago. Im not sure what RR is doing since adding a new targ just killed any buildup and I don't think danny will ever make it to westeros
>>68880344
Indeed crossbows were basically the guns of medieval Europe outside of longbow fags who brag about their skill. I still wonder how the shit they hit things yards away.
>>68880344
Cavalry is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be… Unnatural
>>68880290
Rapiers are specifically made for a no-armor situation. Rapiers were used after plate and mail armor was more or less not used anymore. Before that cruciform broadswords were more common.
>>68880356
You have to admit the kid is fucking nuts for actually trekking beyond the wall simply due to a vision, and its not known how wildings didnt fucked his crew up while they were beyond the wall.
Lets all be serious that dude who could see visions as well was totally fucking his sister.
>>68880412
Just put some shit on the rapier and now those stab wounds will become infections that kills your opponent.
>>68880465
After he's already killed you
>>68880465
how do you stab anyone in full plate? you would have to aim for eye gaps and shit, if you do that you won't need to put anything on it.
Bronn has be left behind in Dorne, Hooks up with one of the Snakes, conquers Dorne.
>>68880426
> and its not known how wildings didnt fucked his crew up while they were beyond the wall.
It was the will of the force, idiot. But yeah, Bran's storyline on the show was frustrating as shit. Two years of walking through the woods then finally something interesting happens and he gets dropped in favor of sneks.
>>68880426
>Lets all be serious that dude who could see visions as well was totally fucking his sister.
I hope so
>>68880507
>you would have to aim for eye gaps and shit
That's exactly what they did. Granted, they weren't using rapiers to do it. They had maces and broadswords to knock you off balance, and on your ass is a pretty shitty place to be when your wearing full plate.
>>68880579
>>68880507
Also, not necessarily eye gaps, but any opening in the armor.
>>68880535
If my sister looked like her I would fuck her, and what if the dude gets horny is her gonna jerk off or will he fuck his sister? I would fuck her if I was him.
>>68880535
Well then Jojen has shit taste. Bran was much prettier than Meera. Plus what was he gonna dom run away
>>68880579
>>68880641
still seems more risky than being the one in armor and using a big sword.
>>68880652
>is her gonna jerk off or will he fuck his sister?
both. married men still fap
>>68880673
Fuck off fag, Meera is rapebait in that icy cold far away from any girl no wonder those night watch dudes went full muh dik on Gilly. Sam is a beta fuck jesus christ he is literally raising the spawn of an alpha wildling dude who raped his bitch.
>>68879527
cuck
>>68880736
did not they switch the babies? technically he is raising mance rayders kid
The fucks the point of all this marriage shit?
the age of men is over, the age of the bad pussy is upon us
Did Rob Stark seriously start a war over his brother getting killed by the Lannisters even though they already agreed to wed the Lannisters off one of their own?
The only good thing about this bullshit was that it lead to the chain of events that lead to joffrey being killed off.
>>68880941
it was his father not his brother and Lannisters agreed to wed only to keep control of the north. it was not in robs character to just go with the wedding and kill lanisters in their sleep
>>68880941
His brother didn't get killed by no Lannisters or anyone else for that matter. Except for Jon, but he'll get better.
>>68880941
His brother is doing just fine.well, at least the top half.
>>68881049
Why in the name of fuck is that image a gif?
>>68881049
That is an incredibly pointless gif.
>>68881080
tumblr is an incredibly pointless place.
>>68880831
Cementing strategic political alliances. And fugging hot noblewomen.
>>68881067
>>68881049
What context is that shot even in? It doesn't look like a Game of Thrones shot. It's weirdly tight on Isaac's and the color pallet seems off.
>>68881262
From the pilot I believe. He's standing anyway.
>>68877200
If they were completely naked for every minute they were on screen, MAYBE, just MAYBE, they'd be tolerable.
Otherwise
>Fuck off and die
>>68877331
Literally no feminists think this.
the prince deserved death for misunderestimating the strength of a woman!! tbqh
>>68881207
>implying anyone wants Frey's inbred to hell daughters.
>>68879864
Oh that's all you have to do? Thanks. Good to know we have an expert in our midst.
>>68881366
I have a question.
Since they can't act for shit, why couldn't they just get stuntwomen who also couldn't act for their roles?
I mean, then they could do some good fight scenes and at least look more physically capable.
What if they replace Kevan with Jaime, trying to manage the kingdom and bring back order and Varys kills him, because as with Jeyne Poole, no one would care about Kevan and there would be no shock?
DABID DABID!!
Too many niggers in the Dothraki I miss the old days when it was just sandniggers fuck diversity.
How are the Dothraki even dangerous?
Mongol hords shot arrows from horseback, other historical cavalrys used lances. But when you' re basically just a swordman on horseback, you are just a taller swordfighter that eventually gets bogged down by infantry that hacks on your horse.
>>68882387
Seemed to have worked pretty well for the Moors, Arabs and Charlemagne, among countless others.
>>68882416
This desu. I'm really interested in learning how in the fuck arabs succeeded with shitty armour, camels, javelins and crappy swords vs Euros and Persians with heavy armour and superior weapons, even though they were weakened.
>>68882416
Isnt mounted archers the very reason why Crassus lost in Parthia?
>>68882439
The numbers.That's how the Russians won against better equipped and trained German soldiers in WW2.
>>68882474
Terrain and personal ambition is more accurate, but he was indeed wrecked by the mounted archers
>>68882479
Not true. The Arab fought most of the time outnumbered vs the byzantines and the Persians. They just had a god tier commander (khalid ibn al walid) and attacked two empires exhausted after thirty years of incessant wars. Also they were previously used as mercenaries by both the armies, so they knew their tactics (and the land)
>>68882605
How did the arabs fight? How were they armed and what kind of units did their armies compose of?
The only thing I have in my head is some Camel cavalry and light cavalry in robes and turbans with swords and javelins. I just can't process how they defeated people with composite bows, horse archers, cataphracts, iron swords, chainmail and heavy infantry.
>>68882566
Who is she?
>>68882566
A barely legal (at the time) girl exposing her tits like a lonely 50 year old woman to her young male intern?
I was uncomfortable during that scene.
>>68881393
Get a look on twitter, there are several.
>>68882566
I want to give her all of my cummies and suckle on those perfect tits while she strokes my hair.
>>68882658
Scare tactics. Demoralization through war cries, hooves trampling without tact to imply larger numbers, riding over hills to appear out of nowhere, rolling the scared and unsure footsoldiers over with the speed of their horses and camels riding from higher ground.
Same tactic was then used by Charlemagne and gave him an incredible edge. The Arabs/Moors where removed from the country in no time because of the better equipment with the same strategy.
>>68879417
>lemme tell you, this show is SHIT, I watched 13 seasons and it's SHIT, dont bother for it
>>68879814
>>68879825
At closer ranges the sword is the superior weapon and at even closer ranges then that the knife beats everything. There's a reson warriors in the past would usually carry all 3 simultaneously, the same way modern warriors carry multiple different types of weapon. I mean what's more powerful an assault rifle or a hand grenade? Stupid comparison, they do different tasks.
>>68879864
What if they don't swing their sword and thrust at you instead? What if they close the distance so that you're within their effective range but they're not in yours because you have such a long weapon?
>>68880303
>Swords are honestly the weapons of a savage
What isn't the weapon of a savage? War is savage, about the only weapons you could claim are less savage are poisonous gases that kill you instantly and neutron bombs that deliver massive doses of radiation that will also kill you instantly. Everything else is plenty savage.
>>68877200
I can guarantee you not a single woman will be killed by a man in this season, screenshot and quote me on this if you will.
>>68877200
Literally, Feminism: The Season Premier
>>68882605
Lol the arabs outnumbered the Byzantines 30 to 1 you fucktard
>>68886317
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Yarmouk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Hazir
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_al-Q%C4%81disiyyah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ajnadayn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ayn_al-Tamr
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bosra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Firaz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Iron_Bridge
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Maraj-al-Debaj
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Muzayyah
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_River
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Ullais
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Walaja
>>68884534
Feminism: entire season 6.
It will happen, trust.
get ready to be livid every sunday
>>68879623
Its pretty much spain which is european also you don't need to sail there but its way easier that way
>>68879937
Shut the fuck up, rapiers are parry fodder and have no range.
>>68886317
>The enemy outnumber us a paltry three to one, good odds for any Greek
>>68879708
>King of the tribe
b8 dropped right there
Is Game of Thrones actually a good show? I'm not really that interested in dragons, swords, knights and so on, will i still enjoy it?
>>68890354
Never was either but the show is great and you'll enjoy it for many different reasonsup until season 5
>>68879937
>>68879562
>>68880277
>>68880303
>can puncture armor
>can smash things
>can be wielded with one hand
>can hook other weapons
>goes through chainmail
>goes through leather
>can be used on horseback
>can break wooden shields
>heavy as fuck blade and light handle
The only downside is the short lenght and the fact that you can't pierce someone with it.
>>68890845
>wooden handle easy to break,cut,whittle down
>forward centre of mass, hard to parry, clunky
>no handguard, danger of hand injury
>>68890845
That's literally a meme weapon
who here /morningstar/?
>opponent has no armor
>SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN
>opponent wears heavy armor
>SMASH HIS FUCKING HEAD IN
>>68891642
>>68880162
i know this is weak bait but bran was already all over the promotional matarial
>>68891642
best choice right here
>hold morningstar out and start spinning in circles
>both friends and foe alike are taken out by devastating whirlwind attack
>eventually get enough spin to rise into the air and helicopter to safety
