How does this happen? Why are objectively bad movies getting such praise?
>>68877022
redditors took over film criticism
>>68877022
who cares loser
The Martian was pretty good, autismo
Which set of M:tG cards are these from?
Ant-man is one the best capeshit movies ever, though
the rest are meh or shit
>if Mortal Kombat came out today it would have a 92%
>>68877022
do you think you know what objectively mean?
like on a technical level they work.
jurrasic world is ok
force awakens is ok
age of ultron is good
kingsman is shit
thor 2 is shit
antman is great
martian is good
iron man 3 is good
star trek into darkness is ok
>>68877022
>JW being even remotely that high
>>68877166
It was truly ahead of its time.
>>68877163
>this
>>68877166
maybe watch more movies?
maybe some of them in english?
maybe some of them from the past 20 years?
maybe some of them by known directors?
maybe stop watching kinography stop motion...?
>Only posts that are negative will get responses on /tv/
>>68877022
the martian is actually good tho. Not a masterpiece but for hollywood it's good and refreshing
>>68877022
Regression.
>>68877022
Too bad you're too much of a pleb to understand how much of an idiot you are DCuck.
Put Dawn of JUST on that image OP
>>68877022
The real joke here is that you could dock a flat 25 points from every single movie on that and it would be a pretty damn reasonable assessment.
Think I'm gonna do that for reviews from now on. 90 on RT? Probably actually a 70.
>>68877022
Because you faggots don't realise that no one goes into these movies expecting high fuckin' art.
the only good movies on the pic is antman and maybe martian
>>68877252
This new Disney shilling method is quite perplexing.
>>68877166
As it should.
>>68877230
Like I'd even reply to that.
>I hate popular movies on principle regardless of whether or not they're well made
>therefore all critics are paid off by the Jews or are reddit
This delusion. I bet you faggots would bitch about Spielberg being critically praised if ET or Jaws came out today.
>>68877022
because they're good blockbuster movies compared to the rest you fucking retard?
85% of all blockbuster movies are rotten on RT
>>68877022
>Jurassic World
Dinosaurs in a movie = I'll probably enjoy it in spite of its quality overall.
>TFA
Crap with a good rhythm. The pacing is perfect and the nostalgia is cranked to 11. It's like a catchy pop song: vapid, but seductive.
>AoU
Superheroes beat each other up a bunch, and that's exactly what folks wanted. Villain was good, too.
>Kingsman
Hard R-rated comedy James Bond? Sign me up.
>Thor
Didn't watch it, first was terrible.
>Ant Man
Nothing wrong here. Good sense of humor, good action, and refreshing "fathers should have access to their children" commentary.
>The Martian
Good effects, good line delivery from Matt, fairly tense survival story without being too heavy. Easy to see why so many enjoyed it.
>Iron Man 3
Didn't watch it, the second was terrible.
>Into Darkness
Yeah, this sucked, I don't get its success.
>>68877415
>>AoU
>Superheroes beat each other up a bunch, and that's exactly what folks wanted. Villain was good, too.
>Villain was good, too.
>>68877022
audiences only want quips. deadpool proved that. it was the quippiest, reddiest movie of the 00s and everyone loved it.
>>68877022
Jurassic World was great, and at the very least, the second-best Jurassic Park movie.
The rest like Into Darkness, Star Wars, and the Iron Man sequels are cancer though.
So thor 2 gets a 66% rotten tomatoes rating while batman vs superman gets a 27%
I mean batman vs superman wasn't really that good, but was it really that bad???
I enjoyed it more than thor 2 at least....
>>68877022
Because they are actually good movies, you edgy contrarian kid
>>68877022
Because nine of them are objectively bad, and because you and most of this fucking board are too autistic to learn how RT works.
>>68877068
What is the Kingmen doing on that list?
>>68878065
They suck, sorry.
>>68878065
nope
martian is good tho
>>68878532
>Hurr durr I'm a special snowflake, if I don't like it NOBODY can
Please fucking kill yourself
>>68877186
>age of ultron is good
>kingsman is shit
>>68877759
IM 2&3, Thor 1&2, Hulk and Avengers 2 all sucked. BvS is better than all of those. Only cap is decent
