>Hey, let me take a short and simple movie that only needs as little over 90 minutes to tell its story and expand it into a 3 hour CGI shitfest (three hours and twenty minutes for the extended cut) with terrible casting like Jack Black who is completely out of his depth and just out of place
What an extravagant piece of shit
BRAVA HACKSON
BRAVA
JUST
>>68868522
>HACKSON
Uninformed juvenile wannabe
>>68868557
KONG
This movie made me shrug at a fight between king kong and two t-rexes.
What a piece of shit
>>68868522
the problem isnt the length its the pace
i was rewatching lord of the rings 1 a few weeks ago and the pace never drags,
this one really does however
>It wasn't the airplanes. It wasbeautykilledthebeast.
The stampede scene was so embarrassing.
this movie should have hit some red flags and warned people of the greatest problems with jackson if given too much control
instead nobody cared and his problems just keep getting worse and worse as he's heading up in the world
>>68868663
There's a LOT that goes into Lord of the Rings with well rounded and beloved characters
King Kong was always a spectacle effects show and shouldn't be longer than 2 hours.
>>68868522
I respectfully disagree with almost everything you said.
Jack Black was so bad in this movie.
>>68868522
will the porno version be called King Schlong? or what?
>>68868979
>not king dong
>>68868522
ITT: Movies I pretend to hate to fit in on /tv/
>>68868889
Better than Adrian Brody
>>68868522
I didn't know this was a copypasta.
>>68868522
>a movie that's intended to be a tribute to old overly-long epic Hollywood spectacle movies is overly long and oversaturated with spectacle
Look at you making the discovery of the century.
>>68869043
i really liked adrian brody in king kong.
made me want to be a brilliant but misunderstood writer alive in the roaring 20's.
>>68868522
Jack Black was the only person in that cast who felt comfortable.
