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ITT: Young Adult Movies that are Absolute Shit
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I'll Start
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all of them?
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>>68865043
Marvel films, Hunger games, Maze Runner.
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>>68865043
There isn't a single YAM that is not shit.
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>>68865043
they're all the same movie

it's a shame because it seems like half of all scifi movies are teen drama now. i guess the scifi genre was always 90% shit but it doesn't have to be this way.
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>>68865043
Most of them desu. I liked Maze Runner and it's sequel primarily because they didn't force a love story. The sequel I loved more because it just went balls-out insane (Zombies? Night Club run by Alan Tudyk? Gus Fring crashing a Jeep into a couple of soldiers while CIA tries to taser a bunch of kids in what looks like a remake of the opening scene in Firefly? WHY THE FUCK NOT) but the first was fun too.

For once, I want to see a YA movie where there's no oppressive government and no love triangle. Beyond that, I just wanna see a writer go absolutely fucking berserk with his setting, just make it the most over-the-top death trap imaginable.
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>>68865043
>No Detergent yet

Disappointing
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>>68865043
I heard we see her boobs in the third one. Producers must have been desperate for any buzz
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The one with a cruel totalitarian regime that forces young adults to do dangerous trials to keep their oppressive society intact.
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>>68865435
Kek
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>>68865043
>>68865203
yeah I legitimately thought those were the same movies when I saw the trailers
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>watch the SKARCH trials for the memery
>hardly anything memeworthy except for CIA screenshots
>film was generally poor
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>>68865043
I tried to watch the first one but couldn't finish it. Somehow the movie made me feel awkward and uncomfortable.
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>>68865435
10/10
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>>68865043
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>>68865043
I had to see these because my gf read the books. I thought the first one was okay.
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>>68865540
Just imagine him doing the CIA guy during the film you'll be cracking up.
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>>68865435

Well memed. I like you.
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>>68865435
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maze runner has good music, faggots
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>>68865682
That doesn't make it good, plebshit.
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>>68865682
maybe you should make a /mu/ thread about it then :)
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>>68865671
I basically think of him in everything he's in as CIA now, part of the CIA Cinematic Universe
He just wasn't in that flick enough
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>>68865722
>CIA Cinematic Universe
Good one.
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>>68865722

This thread is gold.
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>>68865043
Am I the only one who didn't know these movies existed until the third one?
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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

> I actually enjoy The Lightning Thief though
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>>68865853

Yes you are.

Also is this the most punchable face in Hollywood?
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>>68865886
Really? I heard Sea Of Monsters was more book-accurate.

Regardless, those books got fucked up the ass in terms of adaptation.
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These are like instant money makers for the teenage female audience and I'm guessing possibly chinks
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>>68866018
will the chinese watch literally anything?
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>>68865198
Harry potter
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>>68866049
well it'd be pretty key escapism for their oppressive totalitarian society.
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>>68865203
genre fiction is always at least 90% shit.
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>>68865916
lol yeah
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>>68866082
Which ones thought? Because there's exactly 2 good harry potter movies, and I'll let you guess which 2 those are. Shouldn't be hard.
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>>68866095
Fuckin kek tbphf
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>>68866163
3 and 6? Personally I like the first two but they kids films not YA.
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>>68866128
wtf is that razor burn?
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ass
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>>68866128
The fuck is the yellow shit?
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>>68866489
Dried semen flakes.
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>>68866489
no fucking idea, it'll all over her fucking chin and nose and right lip
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>That 24 y/o friend who still watches these movies and thinks they have a good plot
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>>68866572
Dorito dust
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>>68866572
Scars from picking zits?
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>>68866632
>tfw i know a 50 y/o man who watches this shit
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>>68865665
The scenery and tech is bretty good, but the actors, should have switched with someone else.

Too much "Willy Philly" ego in it.
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>>68865916
I would punch Shailene's face with kisses
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forgot about this?
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>>68867316
I remember going an absurd length to see this movie when I was younger, because I liked the book.

Wasn't nearly as good as I was hoping. I still remember it every time Alex Pettyfer is mentioned (great in Elvis And Nixon btw).
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>>68865043
They feel very comfy to me. Please no bully.
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TFA

/thread
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>>68867703
Source?
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>>68865043
i always get this trash mixed up with maze runner
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>>68866018
the latest Divergent movie bombed and the last Hunger Games made the least of the entire series
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>>68867780
Source for what?
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>>68867880
Studios would kill for a flop like that
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>>68865540
Did he have a stroke or something

why does it always look like his mouth is pulling to one side
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>>68865370
> I liked Maze Runner
Which was just as bad as all the rest with or without the love story. There couldn't be a more retarded plot if they tried. Kids need to be tested in a Survivor arena with mecha spiders because an epidemic turned people into clickers from the Last of Us? Wait, what?

>and it's sequel
Which was even worse and they DID almost try to force a love story, but of course it wasn't as bad as Teresa "I literally just committed a bunch of people to their deaths by Big Guy for no good reason" Agnes
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>>68868147
I would have thought the love interest becoming an antagonist was somewhat unusual.
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>>68865043

I got dragged to see the first one by my gf.

Honestly, one of the better "ra ra girlpower", female protagonist, action movies. She's spends the entire movie getting her ass handed to her by men or bigger and stronger women. There's none of that 5'4 twig chick, throwing grown men around like rag dolls, like we see in most of these other kinds of flicks. She only succeeds through sheer determination. Was honestly refreshing.

Then of course the sequel was the exact opposite and suddenly she became Alice from Resident Evil. And I didn't even know that the third one already came out.
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>>68865043
This turd
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>>68865043
>Young Adult Movies
all of them
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>>68869025
I thought it was OK, but I'm not sure the alien rape scene was appropriate.
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