>People here literally went to a theater to watch "Capeshit with Dinosaurs"
How come people these people didn't help the gene pool by dying in a car crash on the way there?
>>68862326
at least you help the gene pool by staying a virgin
>>68862326
You care way too much about something so trivial
>>68862326
You're autistic.
Jurassic World was decent though! I wouldn't go so far as to call it "capeshit with dinosaurs".
>>68862642
It was ok. The only part I hated waswhen the kids fixed one of the jeeps from the first movie20 years of sitting in the jungle. That gas would be so bad it probably wouldn't burn if you threw it on a fire
>>68863032
what about Aunt Claire running in heels?
>>68862326
i streamed at home online, as i do with most movies i have little confidence in.
>>68862326
My friend forced me. Please don't judge.
>>68862326
How did Aunt Claire know what to do when she released the T-Rex?
>>68863316
she probably read Malcolm's book.
>>68862326
I unironically believe JW is the worst big budget blockbuster of the decade so far. It was going to make money regardless, but the fact that it received modestly positive critical reception genuinely frightens me,
>>68863400
71% Fresh on RT
>>68863400
Its a good movie
I went to see it with a girl
I got the punani and the movie was alright I too guess
>>68863400
well its objectivley better than transformers 3 and 4 and iron man 3 among others so you dont watch much movies
>>68862642
A chunky Bryce lookalike at work is trying to bang me. I'm a depressed, misanthropic, malcontent motherfucker who hasn't been with a chick in 2.5 years. Should I, /tv/?
>>68863638
is she fatter than this?
>>68863172
Still not as bad as the kiss when the pterodactyls are attacking
>Holy shit flying dinosaurs are picking people off
>I know lets pause and kiss here in the open
>>68863761
Trevorrow improvised that scene. It wasn't in the shooting script.
>>68862642
Cape shit is souless mediocrity with quips
That's exactly what JW was
>>68863756
Slightly
>>68863847
too fat
>>68863977
She's really cool tho. Idk I might.
>>68864204
tell her to drop 20 pounds first
>>68862326
I had no interest in seeing JW until I saw how well it was doing, gave it a chance andreally fucking enjoyed it
The whole "no substance!!!" meme is annoying, it's a well put together blockbuster that makes good use of humour and suspense. Social commentary is not a prerequisite for an enjoyable film, and If you couldn't find anything to enjoy about it then really you're the one missing out.
>>68864505
It has more charm and soul than The Force Awakens senpai
>>68862326
Why don't you get in a car crash instead of vegetating on /tv/? Make a kino thread or something with value. Or better yet, fuck off to Reddit!
>>68862326
Why the fuck do you care about what other people watch? Think you're a special snowflake, huh cunt?
