Ilana > Abbi, 2bh.
gentile > power gap > jew
>>68859962
illana would be annoying as shit to deal with as she would constantly try to get you to suck a dick and talk about all the dicks she sucks that aren't yours.
abbs would be kind and considerate and treat you as a partner
thick jewish girls are gross
>>68859962
Butt game = Abbi
Boob game = Ilana
>>68859962
Ilana seems like she would be cool to hang out with but Abbi is the waifu.
>>68860130
but would you rather fug abbi's ass or ilana's boobs
>>68860216
This. Ilana has way too much energy. Plus in real life Abbi Jacobson's favorite show is my favorite show: Six Feet Under. And we would snuggle up under a blanket and smoke bowls of shitty weed together while sharing our feels about Nate's untimely death.
>>68860126
*jews are gross
>>68859962
shit tastealthough if she wasn't forced to have a jewfro for the sake of the show because she actually would be too hot if her hair were straightened then ilana
>>68862071
Yeah I heard her say that on this NPR podcast I was listening to. She's a patrician, I'm in love pham.
>>68864032
the jewfro is the best part familia
>>68860024
I hate to break it to you, Anon...
>>68859962
not gonna lie, getting high with them would be comfy as fuck
Ilana has a new special with one of the writers of B.C. called Time Traveling Bong which is exactly what it sounds like. Her hair is straightened in it btw.
>>68864398
She looks completely generic there. Like that boring no-talent Rashida Jones.
>>68864398
i'm weary of watching this. is it just 420blazeitfaggot all through out? or does Trey have some hilarious scenes?
>>68864449
Yeah the jewfro does wonders for her
>>68864695
I haven't seen it yet
>My Trey...?
>I'm OBVIOUSLY not gay but I would AB-SO-LUTE-LY suck him dry.
>>68864695
the paul downs character is great but the miniseries is meh desu. alright if you like standard stoner humour but otherwise stay away.
also ilana keeps slipping from loser jersey-ilana character into BC-ilana
you get to see her butt in leggings a lot though
>>68862071
high grade weed only niggaaaaa
Abbi is cute as fuck though.
>>68864897
but the shitty weed would make it more comfy
>>68864998
she's the most fuckable, because she has the fattest ass
>What's up, I'm Kirk Steele
>I'm 18
>I'm from Orlando, Florida
>and my favorite movie is Garden State
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