>Civil War praised
>It's literally a nothing story
>Evans posting
>Disney laughs in the background as they continue to suck all the creativity out of the medium
You brought this onto yourselves you fucks
JUST
Anybody downloaded the new torrent yet? Looks promising.
>>68857961
between a formulaic cultural industry plot and a convulted plot full of dream sequences and very little character developmentwhy did lex awaken doomsday if his motivation was "superman AKA the alien is a threat to humanity!"?? why didn't batman or superman save anyone? they were too busy killing goons or letting bombs explode for plot reasons...i take the solid and very olied up in every gear formulaic marvel movie. Which also portrays characters more accurately for the ones that actually care.
>>68858208
>why did lex awaken doomsday if his motivation was "superman AKA the alien is a threat to humanity!"??
Because Batman didn't kill him so that was his backup plan.
>why didn't batman or superman save anyone? they were too busy killing goons or letting bombs explode for plot reasons
They did save people. There was the montage of Superman saving people and Batman saved Martha and bunch of people in the beginning of the film.
>>68857961
I don't understand dc stance on Cape movies being dark and emotionless this is becoming a meme but the reason why marvel does so much better is because it is fun.
You go to a capeshit movie and you want to have fun, that's all it comes down to and marvel does it best.
So no one actually likes BvS, right? It's just shitposting and bait threads, right?
>>68858691
I personally loved bvs.
>>68857961
And that word is:JUST
>>68858323
>because Batman didn't kill him so that was his backup plan
Great plan, you couldn't get someone to kill the unstoppable alien so you instead create an even MORE unstoppable alien that, unlike your original target, actually IS hell-bent on wanton destruction and has no regard for human life. Just solid, logical thinking right there.
>>68857961
>>68858323
How did he know Batman didn't kill him in the first place? Also what would of happen if he did. He's not like he could put a stop the cloning.
>>68857961
cry more DCuck
>Civil War praised
It's a 7/10, too overhyped
>It's literally a nothing story
This
>Evans posting
Just ignore him
>Disney laughs in the background as they continue to suck all the creativity out of the medium
People will start to notice
>>68859183
JUST
>>68859183
Why does he still wear the mask if the world is destroyed?
>>68857961
>It's literally a nothing story
The fuck does that mean?
>>68859264
Protection, he literally receive a bullet in the back of his head in BvS.
>>68859543
I think he means "no one died"
Just like BvS
![1461107889493[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PMhG1K2.jpg "1461107889493[1].jpg")
>A reading from the Acts of Man of Steel
>Scene 2:13: Selected passages
>3 And I heard a loud voice from the cinema saying, "Look! Snyder's dwelling place is now among the people, and he will dwell with them. They will be his people, and Snyder himself will be with them and be their saviour.
>4 He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more repetitive or safe or cheap comedy or quips, for the old order of Marvel movies has passed away."
>13 And so they hated him, and persecuted him. The critics crucified him and threw rotten tomatoes at him.
>14 But he persevered and gained strength from the audience, and so we will persevere.
>15 And he stands by the right side of the spirit of Kino, and draws inspiration from it, and so will his followers.
>22 During the filming of the port battle at Batman v Superman, Snyder was found wandering along the port.
>23 In one of such instances he walked on water while carrying an IMAX camera on one hand, which greatly terrified his cast and crew at that time.
>24 Affleck, out of fear, shouted "Snyder, if it is you, tell me to come to the water!"
>25 "Come". Snyder said.
>26 Affleck stepped on the water and walked for a few feet but then sank. He cried out "Snyder, hast thou forsaken me? Save me, oh dear brother!"
>27 Immediately Snyder reached out his hand and caught him.
>28 Snyder exclaimed, "Bin Muhammad Afflecki, why did you doubt?"
>29 And so the heretic one vowed to spread the word.
>>68858995
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1459038311268.png/
stop spamming in threads faggot
>>68859704
lmao mad DCuck
>>68859727
no it's sad and annoying at the same time
I never realized that it was all just one guy
Evans posting until the 4plebs stuff proved it
Here i thought the board was split into console tier fighting, but it was just you this whole time defending your kid's movies. I feel bad that this is your life anon, that's all
>>68857961
We need to defeat them. Does Marvel bleed? They will.
>>68859830
That line was a dank meme before the movie was even released.
>>68859828
DCuck pls go.
>>68859828
It's the same Evans poster that starts the company war shit.
>>68859931
yeah i know. tbqh i think 80% of it is one guy now. makes me feel sorry for him
>>68857961
This line doesn't mean anything though
>>68859957
He's really pathetic, worse thing is he's over 25 and acting this childish
Best thing to do is ignore him, when he notices no ones giving him attention he'll stop doing it.
>>68858691
as an actual DC fan I love the film, I don't mind people not enjoying it though.
I personally found it to be ambitious and took a risk that general audiences didnt gel with how mature it took its self.
The editing is jank but I feel like the studio did fuck with Snyder on this one, you can see where scenes are missing. I hope the 3 hour directors cut is even better,
flawed but I love it anyway, it made me feel.
>>68860109
>he's over 25
>>68858208
>w]hy did lex awaken doomsday if his motivation was "superman AKA the alien is a threat to humanity!"??
World Domination: with Doomsday on his side, Lex could do pretty much anything he wanted, and slay anyone who stands in his way. But this doesn't really seem like Lex's style - he's all about manipulation, social and political, and appearing like a man of the people. Massacring those people would really be a step back for him. Might have created it as a deterrent for darkseid when he was doing research on the history of the universe.
Slaying Superman: we know that this is on Lex's mind, and he started the cloning process after he realized his kryptonite was stolen. Backup plan if Batman failed.
The major flaw in Lex's plan is that Doomsday proved just too powerful to control.
>>68860109
And you spend your day alerting people of a manchild that fights over superhero movies?
>>68860109
The creepy part is that you managed to know his age.
>>68859617
Bruh. Watch the movie.
>>68860911
Yeah, no one dies in BvS
Superman gets buried and put in the ground after being stabbed, but then we get a shot of Dragonball z dirt rising from the coffin proving he's fine.
So yeah. No one fucking dies.
>>68859830
Okay.
*snip*
>>68859619
A reading from the St. Cap's Letters to the Avengers
16 And so God loved the world that he sent capekino to the masses in the form of the one true Franchise
>17 As for all the masses have received the Cape kino from God, they suddenly talk in quip language now and lo! All of them became so joyful and laughing.
>18 And so at that day The Evan apostres was born, and all the non believer will be turned into DCuck and be damned to be thrown into the deep darkness.
>>68858208
>>68858323
Because they both survived the fight. He never expected Bruce to win, let alone survive. He unleashed Doomsday because he knew he was fucked at that point and no longer gave a shit.
>>68858977
Don't think Lex knew that, all he knew was that Zod wanted him dead so he was bringing him back to kill Supes
>>68860854
we just found out about him. people deserve to know the truth, not the same anon
I thought he was at least 20 shitposters
>>68861431
So basically you are DC's evansposter?
>>68861431
There is more than one. The idea that its llone dude is just a meme you're using to make your opponents loom crazy.
>>68861449
nope, because i just found out you retard. that said Cavill posting is better because he's cuter
>>68861519
No, he's just like barneyfag, man.
>>68858638
they're hardly emotionless. I believe they're trying to replicate what they did with the The Dark Knight, bring movies that people will remember after 10 years. No one's gonna remember most of the marvel movies in 10+ because they're popcorn flicks that are never that interesting.
>>68861220
No, he did gave a shit.
> I figured out way back if God is all-powerful, He cannot be all good. And if He is all good, then He cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be.
>>68861540
So you are DC's evansposter.
You do know people are just going to spam Evans even harder knowing it makes people angry, right?
every time
>>68861519
sorry, youve been found out.
>DCucks
Am I the only one who's starting to feel sorry for them?
I mean, these two months have been brutal for them.
Not even them deserved what Snyder did.
>>68861613
nope. this is the last (you) you will get from me you 25 yr old lonely man
You know whats the best part, you /tv/ faggots?
You guys don't get Superman.
>>>/co/82297789
>>>/co/82292927
>>>/co/82293156
Just these additions, alone, would have vastly improved BvS
>>68861682
See?
You are just like them, if you don't suck the MCU's movies dick, you get called a DCuck, if you don't agree with DCfags, you are the evansposter.
Why would anyone even bother reasoning with you when the only thing you want to do is fight like children over toys?
>b-b-but his movie flopped
>b-b-but the spam
Children.
>>68861698
wow amazing someone took the time to write something that would make BvS way worse.
>>68861698
He's right.
Just a few fucking lines and Superman is no longer the dangerous monster Snyder created.
>>68861698
>/co/ autism
Theres a reason Superman comics have been in the dumpster for years
Leave telling relevant and meaningful stories to film. Your funnybooks are nothing more than IP fodder
>>68861771
>making superheroes act like heroes makes it worse
Snyder leave.
>>68861617
>PRAYER CIRCLE IS WORKING!!!
omfg.....
>A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!!!
kek
>>68857961
You bitch at Disney for starting the comic book movie genre and saying they are not original.
Praise Snyder and his 2000 year old bible imagery.
Fucking DCuck.
>>68859704
No one is upset. You're just an autistic kid shitting up this board with your boring repetitive posting.
>>68859183
>ignore him
>he thinks its one guy
>>68861791
>>Theres a reason Superman comics have been in the dumpster for years
Clearly you never read All Star Superman, you fuck
>>Leave telling relevant and meaningful stories to film
The Dark Knight was an adaptation of two Batman comic arcs - the Long Holiday, and the Killing Joke. AND IT PULLED IT OFF WELL.
/co/ is not just funny books. It is art, just like any medium.
>>68861617
>Fuck me I'm atheist but I'm willing to pray for this one
>>68861617
>BvS has been such a failure that it made atheists pray
This is so sad.
>>68862015
>taking the b8
That's how it begins. The butthurt. The jealously. The feeling of powerlessness that turns good anons into DC shills.
>>68861031
>Batman's parents
>Jimmy Olsen
>the entire Senate gets blown up, multiple characters die
>Superman
>no one dies
>>68862015
>All Star Superman
>Issue #1 released in November 2005
>literally more than 10 years ago
kek
DC = Ayylmaos
Marvel = Xcom
I know whose side I'm gonna choose!
>>68862167
Its still fairly recent, compared to some of the more classic Superman stories. And its arguably one of the best representations of the Man of Steel in comics.
Hell, Snyder featured quote from this comic in MoS. And, I do think MoS had some of the vision of All Star Superman. But all that, all of it, was lost in BvS
>>68862222
>words
stick to /co/ you delusional fucking twerp
>>68857961
y live
>>68861617
OH NO NO NO OOH HOHOHOHO
>>68862261
How about you fuck off from 4chan altogether you buttblassted fuckard
>>68862288
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
>>68862222
Check em quads.
Confirms the truth - BvS does not "get" Superman.
Marvel does what DCant, DCucks!
>>68862261
Fuck off, you're the delusional one.
Also this guy >>68862299 says it better than I could >>68862299
Marvel does what DCant, DCucks
>>68861562
Yes, because the studios care more about potential money than actual money.
>>68862436
>he can't post his own opinion
>>68862549
>>He can't post a good, well thought-out response
>>68857961
Civil War is legitimately one of the greatest films I have ever seen. It will win best picture this year, that is all but a guarentee. It was an emotional tour de force and makes BvS look like an autistic kid's vine account. It is everything you could want in a movie.
>>68862624
>literally nothing to respond to
>literally nothing
>at all
>>68861576
>did gave
>>68862752
Well of course.
Civil War is capekino.
>>68861519
I'm not the only one. The idea that its llone dude is just a meme you're using to make your opponents loom crazy.
>blu ray edition comes with 2 more hours of footage
Get hype
>>68861209
>19 as the Dcucks became the heretic, there's only Doomsday await for them.
>20 the Doomsday will come in the form of a beast that wrecked all of their world, at that time not even their cry for their fake god "Snyder" or st. Martha could save them.
There are several reviews saying Civil War is one of the best comic movies ever. Stop shitposting about it and appreciate what we're getting.
>>68861617
They could try phonebanking and donations.
>>68857961
suck all the creativity out of 14 films, instead of trying to cram them all into one film.
true creativity.
>needed to have tony looking up superheros on reddit for half of the film.
>>68859183
>1.jpgfag saying ignore him
LOL
>>68861220
He started the doomsday process before they fought
>Getting ignored is getting his jimmies rustled
If you see any of these pictures pop up in a thread, you'll know it's the Evans poster
>>68857961
go cry into your batman comics, loser
People who glorify in Marvel and Disney's success need to take a long, deep, hard look inside themselves, to be honest. The Marvel films and the new Star Wars are creatively bankrupt products. They're movies by formula. It's literally as plebeian as you can get. It's schlock produced for the masses, and they look and feel exactly like that. Most directors try and meet it in the middle, and create movies that while entertaining, also have aristic merit. Marvel and Disney don't. The film critics are absolutely complicit in this, whether paid or not, and when you consider the origins of popular film criticism with Pauline Kael, you can see how far they've fallen as representing truth, integrity and art in an industry forever tottering on the edge. Disney has pushed it over, and the people celebrating that, you are pathetic.
>>68864457
Or not.
>>68864815
>He made a new Evans just to bypass my Evans evade and ignore system
Damn.
Why choose Christopher Evans as your avatar?
>>68857961
too big for little minds
>>68861935
>Disney for starting the comic book movie genre
what?
>>68862448
movies that even a 5yo can understand, they even put angry marks on ironman's mask so people know he is angry
>>68862448
Like getting a director with two razzies under their belt? yeah :)
>>68859830
DC do you cry? You will.
