ITT: Times you acted like the joker
me on left
>>68852641
Reeeeaaaaal baaad
>>68852641
That time I sent used condoms to all my coworkers
>>68852641
I once held the door open for a woman untill the last second then slammed it in her face and grinned at her through the glass
>be me
>>68852704
MADMAN
>>68852641
I once went to the crossword puzzles in library newspapers, and wrote 'boobs' as all the answers
>>68852641
When reading the news about dumb as fuck murders and suicides by drinking in Russia.
>guy kills his brother for not sharing a bottle of vodka
>Literally the main news article in an Omsk city newspaper
I once wrote "God Stinks" with red chalk on the sidewalk and ran away to witness the chaos.
once I sent a disturbing vocaroo link to my fellow anons
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z1X2tQfeOo
>>68852704
I once held a door open for a black woman who told me to go in first and to "let a woman be a woman." If it was a white lady I would have been mad, but sassy, independent black women who don't need no man just make me smile, so I politely went in first like a good cuck.
>>68852740
Crosswords are more of a Riddler thing
>Say "good evening" to a friend
>It was actually morning
>>68853928
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>>68852641
When I make a cuppa for someone, I sometimes put an extra spoonful of sugar in to see if they notice. They rarely do, or are just too polite to mention it. lol
i left the stove open
>go to Barnes and Noble
>head straight for the history section
>grab armfuls of world history, american history, European, Asian, all kinds of different topics
>start putting them on shelves in the fiction section
>see a little kid watching me (probably wondering why I sharpied all around my mouth and eyes)
>show him the history books and whisper "everything you think you know is a lie"
I also tried to slap the ice cream out of his hands but he ran away
I took the tagoff my mattress.
So is he Jason Todd?
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>>68852641
I go to bed 10 a whole fucking minutes after my bed time, so why don't all you goody two shoes fuck right off.
One time I tipped my pizza delivery guy with a king james bible and told him 'read this if you want a real laugh'
>>68852641
My hype levels are off the charts for this one
>deadpool
Guessed it was going to be unfunny...it was
>BvS
Guessed it was going to be a mess...it was
>civil war
Guessed it's going to be bland ...(haven't seen it yet but even positive reviews seem to make it out to be bland)
>suicide squad
Hyped beyond hyped
>>68852641
Real story incoming. Once beat a drunk homeless bum into a pulp because I was fucked up on drugs and laughed like a maniac while I did it. Then I ran away kek
>>68852785
Should have brained that shitskin
>>68854299
DAMAGED
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsbIdSGwoEs
2008 was a good time.
Heat Legend gave us so much with his incredible performance.
How will Leto even compete?
>>68854270
>i don't care for a guy that quips all the time, one of the most generic action movies, or a movie with great reviews
>omg i cant wait for the ultimate quipping group with tons of generic action cause of le madman joker xD
I kick cats when no one is looking because I am unpredictable and chaotic
>>68854299
What's so kek about it? Are you 16? All criminals run away after they commit a crime.
>>68854362
PLEASE GOD NO
>>68852641
a few min sending anon txt via comp to my friends
they won't
Know
WhO's It FrOM
HaHAHAahahHhhHHhAAAHAAHah
I always make random noises and laugh while on the voice chat ;)
i can't believe i share this board with twisted fucks like >>6885
>>68854392
Huh?
I left the toilet seat up in a restaurant once.
>>68852641
One time, I emptied out my sister's tub of greek yogurt and filled it with mayonnaise! That was back before I went to rehab, I was out of control back then.
>Hate onions
>Tell sandwich artist to put in a little extra onion on my sub since I love them
>Get sandwich, open it up and stare at sandwich artist as I throw the onions one by one into the trash
>Take a bite and go "HMMMM THESE ONIONS ARE SOOOOO GOOD"
I went back a few weeks later and the guy wasn't around anymore. I asked around and he quit because he couldn't deal anymore.
>>68852641
I took too many pills once
