>Go to latest gimmick Cinema to watch Marvel's Captain America 3:The Civil War
>finish drinking your jumbo Coca Cola half way though the film
>Realise you need a piss
>You left your Oar back at the coat rack
What do?
>>68841765
>sitting with no back support for 2,5 hours
worst gimmick ever
>>68841791
Agreed. Actually thought this mite b cool until I thought about how bad my back would hurt after 20 minutes
piss in the pool and be the man
>>68841791
Fat fuck standing tires you too doesn't it.
Why do they have life jackets it's a pool.
Might be cool if everyone was in the water.
What the fuck is this.
>>68841905
It has nothing to do with being fat you dim wit. It's uncomfortable As hell to sit like that for long periods of time
>>68841905
Because you can still drown in it
>>68841979
Are you black?
>>68841905
Standing is one of the most tiring and unhealthy "exercises"
>>68841905
>being a manlet
>>68841765
>not having a dolphin usher tow your boat to dock
>mfw when the nigger behind me keeps moving and rocking the boat
>>68841765
What the fuck am I looking at
>>68841765
>>68841765
>stand up
>turn to your left/ride
>piss into water
????
>>68841765
>piss into cola cup
>now have something to drink if i get thirsty
What if high tide comes in?
Do you only watch half a movie?
>>68842112
>>68841871
Although this may be acceptable in India, I dont live there and it would expected of me to actually use a toilet
>>68842093
Howling with laughter
>>68841765
What's some essential poolcore? Stand By Me comes to mind.
>>68842200
Jaws is the best justification possible for this gimmick
>>68842200
blew legume
>>68842200
>>68842200
Let the Right One In
World's Greatest Dad
>>68842200
The Sandlot
>>68841765
> trying to concentrate on The Civil War of Captain America
> kid behind me is splashing excessively
> two teenagers are heavy petting
> diver has begun bombing
> asian man running on the poolside
> negro woman swimming in the diving area
> life-usher is doing nothing
What did I pay an extra 50% for?
doesn't every water park ever have a theater night
>>68841765
they probably paid $500 per person to enjoy the fantastic privilege of no toilet breaks and extremely bad sitting posture'
>>68841765
Cannonball into the pool and take a piss.
>>68842225
they're gonna need some bigger boats
>>68842200
Waterworld obviously.
