>Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
>Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
>Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
>Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
>Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
Here you go, Coenfags.
KINO
I wanted to fucking kill myself watching this. Literally might have been the worst thing I've ever seen in theaters. Am I a pleb or something? Did I not get it?
It's all in the eyes and the thighs and the hips and these trips
>>68834750
>Am I a pleb or something?
yes
Yay, I can't wait to watch the stuff with that cute sailor boy!
>>68834750
It was the worst Coen Brothers film in awhile. Still better than most stuff I see but yeah it was a disappointment.
You're allowed to not like it.
>>68834889
>these trips
>889
>trips
So close, senpai.
>>68834935
>that lewd song
>>68834680
best coen in a long time imo
>>68834680
Love the Coen Bros, but the trailer for this did not seem interesting at all.
>>68834680
WARNING TO PEOPLE WHO DOWNLOAD Hail.Caesar.2016.1080p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-FGT
IT IS ACTUALLY HAIL CAESAR
>>68834680
>WEB-DL
more like WEW-DL
>>68834680
This was the most safe, vanilla, and tame movie I have ever seen. One of the only films that left me with... nothing. Nothing positive or negative to say about Hail Caesar.
Woodititwer so simple
>>68834680
Is this supposed to be an Esther Williams tribute or parody or something?
DUDE OVERACTING FOR COMEDIC EFFECT LMAO!
>>68837267
wouldthatitweresosimple
>>68834750
it was only slightly better if you were alive in the 60s
there was some interesting stuff under the cover - Josh Brolin's hero of capitalism who goes to confession because he smoked 3 cigarettes compared to the bumbling communist literal arm-chair philosophers. However they easily could have cut out ScarJo and channing tatum entirely and it would have made the movie better
Doesn't surprise me /tv/ hates this, I've heard it said anyone under 30 probably wouldn't even be able to understand this film.
>>68837726
would that it were so simple
>>68837726
What am I missing, oh wise one?
>>68837444
it's a pastiche of a bunch of 40s/50s movies, Million Dollar Mermaid included.
>>68834750
I walked out after the guy who picked up the suitcase was revealed. I felt like I'd rather be doing anything else. It's such a mess of half developed scenes and themes, nothing sticks long enough to be compelling and few of the jokes were actually funny.
>>68834680
Just finished watching it. Pretty good. 7/10
It was great. Bunch of plebs in the house.
>>68834750
It was pretty boring and I say this as a Coen Brothers fan, the setpieces and atmosphere were great but the plot was pretty shitty (not to mention there were too many characters inteoduced that didn't contribute anything to the movie like Scarjo and Jonah Hill).
The plot just sort of resolves itself with no real consequences nor change.
>>68834750
Don't worry anon, I had the same experience.
>>68837726
I saw it in theaters, a group of 65+ people were sitting behind me, and one of them was audibly grumbling about how terrible it was.
Hail Caesar is a really good pleb litmus test.
WOULD
it's the coen sisters you fucking shitlords
>>68834680
I usually love Coen brothers movies, but this one wasn't that great to me. Of course when I saw it I was running on like 3 hours of sleep so I might need to rewatch it when I'm not fighting to keep my eyes open.
>>68838042
Yeah, anyone who doesn't like it is a pleb, anyone who likes it is a pretentious douchebag, and anyone who though it was meh is probably alright.
>>68838093
You failed the pleb litmus test, anon.
i thought it was great
>that alec baldwin reference played for a gag laugh in the beginning
>that Loretta Young reference
>Herbert Marcuse showing up
great shit
>>68838042
Why though, people say this in every thread and nobody can explain why. The only group I see who really likes this for an understandable reason are Old Hollywood fags who love the homages and references
>>68838208
>not liking the scene with the priests and rabbi
>not liking Channing Tatum's dance number
>not liking Josh Brolin as the one honest man in a town full of crooks
>not liking the loose farcical plot
>not liking cowboy guy
>wouldthatitweresosimple
>>68838208
It's a simple story about faith and creation vs. destruction played out over the backdrop of Old Hollywood in typical Coen brothers fashion, I don't even understand why people don't like it.
>>68834680
>WEB-DL
>>68838342
Most of that was nice but it doesn't save the rest of the movie for me. The story is loose to an extreme, and for every good line or scene there's at least two or three that don't work at all. Stuff like the armchair communists and room full of priests is much funnier in theory than execution
>>68838139
Guess that means I'm not a pleb, nice.
Very inconsequential film. I enjoyed, it wasn't bad, it had its moments, but when it was finished I was like meh. Minor Cohens film, doesn't mean it's bad, it's better than most shit released to theaters these days. The best thing about it, is how it is loosely structured and won't let you know where it's going until the end. Which is risky because people are so used to over plotted shit.
It's not very good
Movie was fucking great. Wouldn't put it past this disgustingly pleb board to dislike it though.
>>68834680
I'll probably pass thanks though
Clooney is absolutely horrible now, cant stand that fucker
>>68840914
Clooney, despite being a communist turd, actually plays a role that pokes fun at it. I have to give him credit for that.
>>68838342
>not liking Josh Brolin as the one honest man in a town full of crooks
What? The guy they based his character on was actually a real piece of shit, and you only see brief glimpses of his scumminess, l3arn2history pleb.
>>68840952
I wasnt even talking about him as a person, hes a fag normally too but his acting just pisses me off, hes just a funnyquip guy
Can I watch this movie and skip all the scenes with ScarJo without missing out on anything?
>>68841027
She is literally in 2 scenes, maybe 3. Watch the movie.
>>68841049
I don't want to support capeshit and despite the memes ScarJo is a dreadfully wooden actress
This film was way too kino for me
>>68834750
It's not bad, but it's not a masterpiece or anything, it's one of the Coen Bros weakest films. It really helps if you know a little about early Hollywood and the communist witch hunt.
WOULD THAT IT TWER SO EASY
>>68834680
Just look at her FAT TEETH.
>>68841071
You don't want to support capeshit by pirating a movie from another studio, with different directo- no, no, fuck it.
>>68837267
>Woodititwer
I think I have one of those nesting in my roofspace.
>>68841197
>>68834680
Did Deakins do anything good here?
stupid jew movie
>>68834950
is it worse than the hudsucker proxy?
>>68835597
The trailer isn't representative of the film
Why she look so freshy and fuckable in this movie? I have seen her beach pics with cottage cheese all over her body
>>68834750
I mean I liked it, but it was an example of a film where literally nothing of any consequence happened.
well you did it again /tv/
you tricked me into watching a boring movie, AGAIN!
WOW
YOU SURE SHOWED ME WHOS BOSS
>>68842639
What happened? Did you fall for seeing the Jew bitch in her mermaid bikini?
>>68834680
This movie is very odd. To be honest, it was more like a variety show than a movie. It feels like the main purpose was to resurrect some old artforms and show them on-screen (and those bits were great!)
The most interesting part to me, was to unambiguously display communists as dangerous evil people, while also paying attention to what they actually believe.
Some beautiful shots in this movie.
>>68842639
>WOW
>YOU SURE SHOWED ME WHOS BOSS
That is literally true if /tv/ made you feel like you got owned and played but you feel obliged to keep coming back for more.
>>68837983
>>68842577
Sounds like you've never seen a Coen brothers movie before.
coen movies are usually boring, but this trailer atleast looks really comfy
>>68834750
nah you're not a pleb. you have good taste and don't get confused by famous names. It was about a 5/10.
>kike humor
Is this the most polarizing film of 2016?
>>68843352
That's a beautiful shot.
>>68838042
This guy is right, only plebs say it was bad.
It wasn't the best movie ever and it didn't even try to be. It had intelligent humour, it demanded knowledge of the themes it was referencing, really a patrician comedy.
7/10 desu
Is this kino?
>>68834750
I haven't an opinion.
>>68838342
>I shouldn't wear a scarf in here
>>68834680
cowboy guy was so based
also i got goosebumps at the "it's..... .... complicated" line
>>68834750
I grew bored with it by the time the cowboy and the mexican went to that party together.
I'll give it another shot when it comes out on Bluray, but I have a feeling I just plain don't like this movie
>>68834680
movie sucked
illegal
>>68847347
aliens
>>68834750
Yes
>>68838042
Based on this thread I'd say yes but the plebbest friend I have really liked it; he thought it was really funny and charming
Every criticism in this thread though is just flat out wrong. Saying that nothing happens, saying that it's half baked thematically, that the scenes don't connect to one another, that there's no plot, that none of the characters matter, etc. All of those are wrong and if you believe any of them it's because you're too dumb for a low brow Coen Brothers comedy
>>68843530
This shot was fucking hilarious
It holds no punches against the retardation of communists. It's glorious.
>>68834750
your attention span is probably ruined by 4chan
The way he suffered for all their sins. The way they looked at him.
Was he Jesus?
>>68842492
Never seen that one, but I thought it was better than intolerable cruelty and the ladykillers by a mile
>>68834680
She has fakest smile in the Hollywood.
>>68848104
Actually, introlerable cruelty is probably better. because at least they put effort into making you give a shit about the story more.
>>68847957
>>68848138
That's supposed to be a fake smile
>>68847957
>It holds no punches against the retardation of communists.
I don't think the film is particularly pro or anti communist. The capitalist catholic's way of life is also mocked. It seemed to be morally relative. The message I took from the film was that there isn't a grand purpose to life that's inherently right, that the world is governed by forces beyond our control and nobody really knows what they're doing. The ending felt very cynical and bitter sweet.
>>68848200
I know, i meant she's very good at it, cause she's doing very often.
>>68848207
That seems to be a theme of most Coen movies. Life is out of our control and there's nothing we can do, except be a good person. A Serious Man, Fargo, Burn After Reading, etc. Burn After Reading is probably the most cynical out of all of their movies though, considering every good well meaning person dies horribly (Brad Pitt and the gym manager).
>>68834680
I'll wait for YIFY thanks.
>>68848207
It's extremely anti-communist. I can't see how anyone could see it any other way. The entire plot of a competent manager keeping the business running is essentially a capitalist thesis. Same with the side plot of the job offer.
Sorry I'm on my phone and we can't have a better dialogue. There's a lot to talk about in this film and I wish I could sit at home and jabber off but I can't right now
>>68841436
It's an study of 50s studio cinema from the inside, so it pretty much is adopting cinematography from that era onto its own. Pretty great.
>>68842577
How is that any different from The Big Lebowski?
>>68842577
Objectively false
>>68834750
wetheritweresosimple
