Does anybody else hate Doug as a character? I don't really understand why the show makes him out to be some good guy; you watch it and all he does is whine and complain about not getting that juicy mayonnaise pussy. He's like charlie brown but an idiot.
Doug is the proto-nice guy. He pioneered the ideology that being nice deserves you to get laid.
>>68826647
Ruined SO MANY kids
>He's like charlie brown but an idiot.
I lold
>the episode where he beats patti up
Did the Skeeter Rapes Patty Arc ever get resolved?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJNiMaM6vDg
Doug was just a gay nerd. I don't even think he was autistic, he was just socially retarded and generally spacey.
I could relate a lot to him.
Doug was literally autistic
http://dougfunniesjournal.tumblr.com/
Even as a kid I never liked Doug. I always thought he was a loser and I was a loser.
Doug is Chris-chan's childhood
>>68826647
>He pioneered the ideology that being nice deserves you to get laid.
are you that stupid to actually believe that this cartoon pioneered anything you faggot?
everytiem
My favorite episode was where Roger had sex with the mayonase and then jumped down from the roof and exploded that guy's head
>>68826554
is patti a nigger?
Pepper Ann>>>>> Doug
>>68829656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf7OdeOK-p8
>>68829629
Why would you think that?
>>68826554
>awkward
>fat/out of shape (as a teen this is fucking inexcusable)
>makes shitty indie movies he thinks are deep
>thinks he's in a band
>can't dress himself
>lives in a fantasy world bordering on genuine psychosis
I hated Doug even as a kid.
>GOAT cartoon protag coming through
>>68829629
she's ganguro
>>68828114
does anybody find this funny?
>>68833997
not really
>>68826647
Doug isn't even a "nice guy". Doug is a neutral "everyman" that was designed to be so nondescript that any average loser could see themselves in him.
Neither nice nor mean, just sort of there.
>>68826554
AUTISM
Doug will do whatever it takes in the end.
>>68833997
It says funny right there in the title, dont know what more you want
>>68829575
I know this comic is now old but
>having willing sex with a woman who is drunk is rape because their inhibitions are lowered
It's not rape, it's coercion with the aid of a drug. It's immoral but that doesn't mean it's rape, just like planning a murder and having others carry it out isn't murder, it's accessory.
>>68828269
>I don't even think he was autistic, he was just socially retarded
What do you think autistic means, retard?
>>68835089
It is rape according to the criminal law in every US state as well as every European country.
>>68835302
Who gives a shirt?
>>68835302
>womyn privalege
>>68835089
>it's coercion
coercion is the use or threat of force to achieve a goal, you stupid fucking retard
>>68828502
>not having it end with Doug shooting up his school
>>68835302
no it isn't, you idiot.
cuckanada and ecukoia, maybe, but the states? cite statute or fuck off, cuck
>>68837173
>>68828502
Why don't you make it so that Doug goes home, and he gets a gun and he shoots his father, and then he goes and joins the Texas Rangers, how about that?
Something good like that.
>>68835089
if you plan a murder and have other people commit the murder you still get charged with first degree murder you fucking retard
>>68826554
hes the proto robot
>>68837220
He's right, dumbass. A female can't legally give consent if she's under the influence of alcohol. It's bullshit, but that's the law. Pretty much anyone who's had a one night stand has committed rape.
>>68835262
Well, autistic doesn't necessarily mean social retardedness. I've known more than one autist who was pretty social.
>>68829698
there's some autistic guy on Facebook who spent years trying to find every episode. He has most of them now
>>68837509
>a female
go away tumblr
>>68837509
like I said, cite statute or fuck off, cuck.
using that logic every taxi ride, every late night chimichanga, is armed robbery.
us law is cucked, but it's THAT cucked
>>68837715
Fuck off dude. I've already wasted enough time replying to you in the first place. I'm not going to find you a fucking statute. Enjoy living in ignorance of the law.
>>68837834
>makes claim
>can't backup claim [because it's false]
>cries like the little bitch he is
today was a good day
>>68837715
>>68837509
>>68837220
>le cuck memeay
Do you honestly expect someone to read your drivel and assume you're over the age of 14?
>>68837901
>m-maybe if i call him immature no one with notice the ass pounding i took
>>68837882
Jesus /pol/ddit piss off
>>68837882
There's literally proof all over the internet. Demanding people go out of their way to look shit up for you only makes you look like a little bitch.
Amusing those are standard 1x1x5 middle school lockers, Doug is 4 and a half feet tall.
>>68838031
>citations: zero, zilch, nadda, lim as posts -> ∞ = 0
>>68826554
>Does anybody else hate Doug as a character
yes, everyone in the thread you stole this idea from.
>>68838051
What's your point? Skeeter has blue skin for fucks sake.
>>68826554
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqri4Lvf-4s
>>68826554
fucking betas
>>68826554
patty has no interest in dating. She's obsessed with that beetball sport or whatever
>>68827786
was that a real thing?
>>68835089
Anon, you know if you did something...
Something bad.... like really bad.... you know that you could tell us right?
>>68837613
you mean there's actually a cartoon out there that isn't on dvd or blu-ray?
>>68841408
yeah. it was just a dream sequence though.
