*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
The name's Jack, and you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation, but to explain that we'll have to go back a couple days...
Directed by Question Turdino
>>68826018
Starting Leonardo DiCaprio
*all star by smash mouth starts playing*
The Shining is a masterpiece.
>>68824804
>*rewind VHS*
>*Jack as a baby playing with a bat*
>"I said just a couple of days!"
>*fast forward VHS*
>*shows ordinary car trip*
>"Yeah, thats right, this is how it all started..."
>>68826091
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE HOTEL WAS HAUNTED
>>68827925
*SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE HOTEL WAS FULL OF GHOSTIES
>>68827925
I ain't got the sharpest axe in the shed.
>>68824804
>my fucking kid is writing shit on the walls again what a dumbfuck, takes after the bitch
>>68827989
SHE WAS LOOKIN KIND OF DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF L IN THE MIRROR
>>68824804
Name 3 movies that do this.
>>68828085
Well, the blood startst flowing and it won't be slowin'
Twins in the hallway and the snow just keeps on blowing.
Didn't make sense not to live for rum
The ghost at the bar tells me my familys kinda dumb.
>>68828309
people are now choking on their crab legs anon
>>68828309
Nice
>>68828309
SO MUCH TO DRINK SO MUCH TO KILL SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH AXING MY FAMILY?
THEY'LL NEVER GO IF THEY DON'T KNOW.
*dj spins it*
THEY WON'T ESCAPE IF THERE IS SNOW.
>>68828705
>>68828705
Hey, now, you're a nut bar, get your game on, go slay!
Hey, now, you're a but bar, track your wife down,
no work, no play!
>>68828136
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Wolf of Wall Street
Casino
>>68828936
I'M SURE THEY'LL DIE IN THE COLLLD. ONLY LITTLE BOYSS BREAK THE MOOOOOLD.
It's a cool place, and they say it gets colder,
you're locked up now wait till you get out there,
but the nigger caretaker begs to differ,
judging by the hole in young Danny's sphincter
>>68829446
The ice in the lake, is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so I'm gonna drown you in.
My world's on fire. How about yours?
II may be frozen solid but I'll never get bored.
This deserves its own thread
2 minute walking session
and *stop*
Hi, there, you're probably wondering what a good looking guy like me is doing walking around town like I own the place. Well, I'm a doctor.
*turns around and hands Stanley Kubrick a 100 bill*
![shining-freaks[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5Mr5ZlL.png "shining-freaks[1].png")
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
WHO WHO WHO WHO
>>68830094
>Now that guy, he's the director and you know the movie is their own reward. Still, a man's gotta eat... as is evident by the looks of him.
>*Has to come over and turn the camera towards himself*
>Enough of that. Let's have camera focused on talent at all times. Matter of fact, give me my money back, I'm gonna need it for this lavish party happening afterwards.
>*winks*
