Be honest /tv/, which parts did you laugh at?
The Indian taxi driver. That was it though.
Oh your poor wife
The fisting part
The strapon.
>i'm taking you to the professor
>which one - stewart or mcavoy
and the other part was when she removed his mask and there was a mask of huge actman there
I buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the apartment – right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
>>68821040
I laughed at like 70% of the jokes. Fuck contrarians
All the Hugh Jackman "cameos" ware the best. The magazine in the trunk and the cutout especially.
>>68821235
ah, to be young dumb and full of cum
>>68821159
Also, "I'd go with you... but I don't want to."
It was the most retarded trope subversion ever but it was delivered nicely.
I enjoyed the movie throughout. I was pretty amused the whole way through. Mostly chuckles, but it got a couple of legit laughs out of me.
>>68821040
When her titty pop's out. That genuine "Oh thank you" kind of reaction before the sucker punch made me kek.
>sex scenes
>almost entirely closeups of faces
R rating MY ASS
not much of it, maybe 3 jokes and none have stuck with me
>>68821835
Deadpool hung dong, and there was full frontal nudity and blood with gratuitous f-bombs. Any one of those things is a guaranteed R.
laughed aloud at "go talk to that guy, maybe it'll advance the plot" or whatever it was
chuckled at one or two other jokes that i can't remember
film was completely insubstantial and generally forgettable but there weren't really any major missteps and i had fun with it so i'm not hating
I saw it a couple of weeks ago, I was laughing nearly constantly, I think it really annoyed the people in the cinema.
>>68821523
So what scientific evidence of laughing at jokes makes you dumb?
Because I'm pretty sure the only thing it does is increase personnel happiness and boost your immune system. If anything, you're an unhappy stuck up tard with terrible opinions and more than likely 0 friends. Kill yourself for the sake of any semi-intelligent person out there.
>>68821040
all of it. I LAUGHED AT ALL OF IT OK. go fuck yourself.
Where's Francis?
>>68821040
I laughed when Deadpool was so quirkily charming, a prostitute fell in love with him during a trip to a funfair and spontaneously decided not to charge him, or anyone else, for sex ever again
>>68822491
SAY MY NAME
im about to watch it but my copy doesnt have subs
do i need them? are there any chink parts
>>68822525
http://www.yifysubtitles.com/movie-imdb/tt1431045
Would you believe me if i tell you i didnt laughed even once and i watched the whole fuckin movie.I think its because its oriented towards the american audience and the large part of the ''jokes' are some references to the american culture and i didnt understand them or were too fuckin lame.And the other jokes that were not references were too corny and lame too,so yeah,not even once.
>>68821040
The one where he forgot his full-O-weapons bag.
Also, the whole Bandhu scenes.
>>68822525
no, every line is english
the scene wherehe got stabbed in the headwas pretty funny, or the way they edited with the music and all made it funny
>>68822594
A U T I S M
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>>68821835
is an r rating a big deal in burger land? I was surprised to find out that meant a 15 rating in the UK.
I didn't, but at least it wasn't as obnoxious as I expected it to be.
The "studio couldn't afford more X-Men" line.
Mostly because I was thinking something similar.
The starting credits.
All downhill from there.
>deadpool 2 has wade happening across Huge Actman in public randomly
>he begins referring to him as wolverine and making fun of his accent
>he doesn't have a clue what wade is on about and quickly leaves with a disturbed look on his face
make it happen. If he appears in Apocalypse after saying only 1 more film than he can make a cameo in dpool.
>>68822616
sweet thanks!
>>68821040
Only a handful of things TJ Miller said, I can't remember specifics. Everything else was just blah.
Little baby hand.
>>68822788
wanna get fucked up?
I thought it was funny overall but one of my favorites was probably
>All the dinosaurs fear the trex
>>68821040
ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, MARGARET
>>68821040
Only got to see bits and pieces because I was cooking at the time, but the taxi driver part was funny.
CAPTAIN Deadpool
>>68822752
your ideas are shit
>>68821040
I smiled when he went to caress his roommates cheek and he had the tiny hand, as well as when he got stabbed in the head and tiny cartoon dinosaurs start dancing around his waifu's head. That's about it as far as I can recall. All of the zingers, one-liners, observational jokes, and potty humor fell flat for me.
I can see why the film was so popular though, just about everyone I know who saw it loved it
>>68822942
>Wade, I'd go with you but... I don't wanna
>>68823066
*awkward silence*
>>68821235
Same. Considerably less on second viewing though.
Zamboni
I was the only one in the theater who burst out laughing at the Green Lantern joke. It felt really awkward, but looking back, it wasn't really that unexpected for normies to not get this shit.
Also nobody got the reference to Hydra Bob. That disappointed me. It was seeing Thanos in the Avengers all over again.
>>68822917
Your face looks like Freddy Krueger facefucked a topographical map of utah
>>68822060
Does he have a respectable dick? I only ask because I was disappointed with Tom Hardy's.
>>68821523
that sounds like something Deadpool would say, you contrarian little bitch
>>68822594
I would believe you if you told me you were a faggot
>>68823156
I think it'll usher in a new wave of superhero movies, like how Spider-Man 1 represented an age of campiness, The Dark Knight an age of down-to-Earth grimdarkness, and then The Avengers an age of capeshit schlock.
Deadpool will be the start of post-capeshit hyper self-aware films that are one step away from the brink of new sincerity. I think Suicide Squad will continue that trend.
>>68823246
I only saw it once
His tiny hand made me laugh, then they made a shitty masturbation joke and my laughter stopped.
>>68823275
>I was the only one in the theater who burst out laughing at the Green Lantern joke.
>it wasn't really that unexpected for normies to not get this shit.
sorry to burst your bubble but the far more likely explanation is the fact that that joke was in the trailer
>Colossus: You will come talk with professor Xavier.
>Deadpool: McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines can get so confusing!
>>68821040
I didn't laugh out loud but there were several parts when I chuckled or that made me smile. Not every joke was a hit but I thought they handled the meta humor pretty well.
>>68823434
>that's like... 16 walls!
T-Rex made me cry.
>>68821065
Same, rest was pretty cringe
#driveby
fart humor never gets old
>>68823302
There's no good shot, but there is an action scene where he's naked and on fire. I don't even know if its real, but there's a cock and balls. Nothing impressive, but no big guy's little guy.
>>68823613
I was surprised that was the only one
"is it sexist to hit you!? is it more sexist not to hit you? ...such a gray area..."
*pulls out gun and shoots her*
classic
I liked how Francis was a total asshole and loving every minute of it
Also negasonic teenage warhead is a qt
>>68821040
The only things I remember are the cabbie dealing with his romantic rival and Gina Carrano's boob popping out. I think there were a couple more jokes.
>>68823694
>And you are...?
>Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
>Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!
I don't remember, because as the entire target audience, I am a stoner. Chimichangas!
>>68823838
0/10
After a few drinks, that's a face that I could... Sit on.
When he spelled out Francis in bodies.
The Ikea references were also funny, and the blind lady in general.
Also as mentioned the Indian cab driver was hilarious. Him calling Dead Pool "Mr pool" and "dp", his romantic adversary in the trunk.
>Deadpool!
>Captain Deadpool!.....nah just Deadpool.
>Yeah
>>68822432
There's also scientific evidence that consuming intellectually less demanding entertainment like capeshit or /tv/ makes you dumber, retard.
Baby hands
Why did normies liked this movie so much?
I chuckled like one time and it was absolutley not worth sittig through this boring slog. The story was a piece of shit, there was no tension whatsoever because lel main character can't die. Colosus was the only good thing in this movie, his fight with stronk lady was the only time when I cared about what's happening on screen.
>I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
This line in the trailer deterred me from seeing the movie.
the fact that they end the trailer on that says more than anything.
What a horrible line.
>>68823160
Wanna get fucked up?
>>68821159
this
>>68821040
>Language!
>SUCK MY COCK!!!!
Disney BTFO
>>68821040
I thought the movie as a whole was pretty funny, I like the referential humour though I realize will be dated extremely quickly in style and content, especially if they overdo it.
There were a few jokes I thought were too, like, cheap or something, when the type of humour overstayed its welcome through the pacing of the story. But most of the time it was on point.
Objectively it's a good movie, /tv/ non-normies love to hate it while they breath tobacco from their golden snuff boxes.
>>68821153
it still baffles me people like Kevin Smith saying that those lines were the most brilliant thing ever!
Because no movie ever has broken the fourth wall
I found it steadily amusing rather than laugh out loud funny.
More than anything I was impressed with theCGI boat capsizing
>>68822594
EDGY
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>>68823976
I felt the same way.
And I like Deadpool. The humor was just not good for the most part because I didn't feel a real, comedic talent behind them. And I love well done "randumb humor" stuff like Naked Gun and expected this to be same tier with all the praise it got.
Instead I only got chuckles here and there and a side character (Colossus) that was more interesting than Deadpool.
>>68821159
my man
>>68823925
No, there isn't.
>>68824151
Few movies break the fourth wall so blatantly, and deadpool references the other major film that did, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. It isn't a common thing, less so in a modern superhero film.
>>68823275
>>68822608
its funny cause the original script had the final fight with all the weapons, but they had to change it due to budget constraints. so they just kept the weapons montage and just had him forget to bring it
>>68823680
>it didn't show him shooting her
>it only implied it
>>68821159
this
>>68824248
...this is considered funny?
Holy crap, it feels like a 12 years old wrote that crap.
I think I could add this to my extremely limited and exclusive collection of "worthwhile capeshit". It's not a prestigious title but there is very few of them.
I think at this point a capeshit flick simply needs to be unique to be gain recognition desu
>>68822997
That. And when Deadpool told Colossus to suck a cock after being told to watch his language.
>>68824368
12 year olds are the ones defending the star wars prequels.
>>68821040
Chuckled a few times here and there. Some of the humor was "Redditesque" but not a lot of it.
>>68824496
doesen't mean that it's a good joke fuckwit
>>68823976
>there was no tension whatsoever because lel main character can't die.
When have we ever not known whether or not a character would die in a capeshit movie? And do you really think the normies would find it less funny than aspie kids trying to avoid being like another aspie kid website?
What are the chances of a later Deadpool sequel doing the story of him getting cursed with Tom Cruises face? I could honestly see Cruise being up for it.
>>68824239
Less so in modern art then ever, it use to be at least something done in indie production like space balls and some of the games in the 90's even.
now even indie games don't even have that level of perspective. It's something I miss. It's literally the best part of Deadpool that was done since the inception of the movie. The first t'test' scene they did for deadpool gave a hello tot he producer to get the movie financed.
>Happy Lent
>>68821040
the bit with the baby hand made me laugh a lot
>>68824658
>cursed
>>68821040
Not much, movie was gimmicky and reddity as duck. Waste of 2 hours.
>>68824945
Film was only Reddity because Reddit has psychologically cucked us and we seek it out in everything, phoneposter.
>>68821040
>Opening credits
>I bet it feels huge in this hand.
>You should go talk to him. Could move the plot forward.
>I'd go with you but... I don't wanna.
>Francis' name spelled in dead bodies.
>All the wanton violence and destruction.
Pretty funny flick. Fairly enjoyable with a couple memorable moments.
the end credits scene
>>68821153
GNIHIHI SO META MUH FOURTH WALL HEHEHEHE TRE LULZFACTOR IS BEYOND ULTIMATE MIHIHI
god deadpool was so fucking generic while trying hard to be so edgy that it hurt.
the indian kidnapping his rival
>>68821040
the tiny hand
the "i would go with you, but i dont want to"
flipping collosus off with the cut off hand
the comedian man asking the old black lady if she wants to get fucked up
it was a pretty funny movie
>I don’t know, talk to that guy over there. Maybe it will move the plot forward or something
The timing and the delivery of it took me by surprise so I laughed
>>68824496
12 year olds care about opinions about movies to this extend.
>>68821040
colossus offering MegaSonicTeenageWarhead a protein bar
>>68825100
>trying hard to be so edgy that it hurt.
What the fuck are you talking about? It's easily one of the most lighthearted comic book movies ever made.
>>68825100
>god deadpool was so fucking generic
It doesn't look anything like Iroman or thor.
>>68821040
>Dont make the suit green, or animated
SAVAGE
the prostate on switch line had me in stitches
>Deadpool breaking his legs and hand trying to attack Colossus
>"Someone wasn't counting"
> Deadpool slowly driving the zamboni towards the guy in the ice rink
>>68821040
The opening credits and pretty much all the jabs at the Marvel universes/timelines and Hugh Jackman
>>68825100
You went in wanting to hate it, DC friend. You know you did.
>>68825100
>trying hard to be so edgy that it hurt
that's literally what you're doing right now.
Deadpool was super light-hearted, but here you are. Trying to be edgy.
>>68821040
I was above all the jokes intellectually. I could not bring myself down to that plebian level.
I must admit tho, I did smile when I realized that the cheap american humor
had ruined all dramatic tension the film had.
>>68823776
that was epic
>>68825637
not even denying it. it is still true :/
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>>68825728
>I was above all the jokes intellectually.
I feel like an alien because so much people found it funny and I can't figure out why. Makes me hate this piece of shit of a movie with passion.
#driveby caught me off guard
>>68825728
>I was above all the jokes intellectually
Yes,yes, here you go.
>>68825783
Well that's a "you" thing. I wanted to hate it too. Couldn't. It was great for what it was.
>>68825100
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
>>68826250
'cause now...
So many special snowflakes in here. Movie was fine, I laughed way more than I expected.
>Excuse me have you seen this man
And
>5,4,3,2,1 FUCK. WORTH IT
>>68821040
a lot of them
The baby hand because of this character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHHB00Nu3Ak
>>68827287
>muh strong hand
every time
The Tiranossaurus Rex part, that was it.
Absolutely nothing.
>>68827287
I've seen a few clips of this with David Cross in it, is the rest of the movie as good?
>All the dinosaurs fear the tyranosaurus
Also a few moments later when all his limbs are broke and Collosus says 'Enough' and swats him like 30 ft into a can windshield. Just the violence of it amused me.
>>68821040
Happy Lent.
>sips tea and reads book
Such a great little joke.
>>68827539
David Cross is not known for being in good movies.
I suggest you skip it.
>>68827539
Scary Movie 1 and 2 were the only ones that still hold up. Personally I thought 2 was better because it had more original jokes.
>>68827614
"Happy International Women's Day" made it for me
>Ausfag
>Go see this at a 9:30 session on the opening week Friday night
>Literally full of memesters and Redditor looking faggots
>Barely any laughs during the entire film, despite the audience looking like the target demographic
>There was even a faggot with a fedora with a MLP shirt
>That bit where the witty barman sees his face for the first time
>The entire back and forth the theater is completely quiet
Never been prouder to be an Australian. Except for the fucking Tumblr-tier nu-males sitting in the same row as me.
>Trailer for Batman v Superman comes on
>Bunch of white guilt male beta cuckolds cheer when Wonderwoman appears, one of them even shouting "yeah!"
>That part where Negasonic is kickin le ebin ass, all the guys are applauding
>Colossus getting his ass kicked by the wrestler bitch
>One of the Nu-males actually claps and leans forward with a massive shit eating grin
TFA and this movie really have shown me just how real the Reddit cuck stories are.
>>68827764
I knew Ausfags were the biggest autists on /tv/
> tfw you're patrician and gpt all the references
> mfw plebs were laughing at gore while I was laughing at Hey it's Ripley
>>68821040
>Everybody feared the mighty Trex!
>>68824368
No. That's Waypool, which the movie did not take much inspiration from. Which is funny, because normie shitters and autists who tow the line love Waypool and that run is what turned Deadpool into a meme character. Most people who have actually read more of the character's material despite the Daniel Way stuff.
>>68827829
Was Poseinpool any good?
I never sat down and ran through all the comics.
>>68821040
QUIPS
>>68823515
cringe
>>68821040
colossus stating sonic would need her protein for deadpool might break hers
Hugh mask
taxi poo
quips from deadpool to sonic
francis being spelled out
deadpool contemplating if it was sexist or not before pulling the gun out to shoot
Names on the deadpool
deadpool having to watch his language during colossus' fight.
may have smirked once. fuck I have an awful memory
I smirked at the "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?" moment. Everything else was pretty mediocre.
>Deadpool 2
>Deadpool freaks out when he sees a famous MCU character in civilian clothes
>Sidekick asks what his problem is, Deadpool explains that he doesn't know if it's the actor/character and confirming it will alter the canonical nature of the film
>Sidekick is understandably confused
>Deadpool produces a detailed diagram and starts to explain the interconnected plot of the MCU films and his chances for a cameo only for the cameraman to fall asleep, prompting a scene shift
I thought it was alright but a lot of the humor was family guy-tier.
>>68825100
(You)
>>68827131
Even though it was in the trailer. I'd agree. Excuse me have you seen this man is pretty damn good.
>>68821159
This and the 'Are you there god it's me Margaret' part
>>68821040
I enjoyed the gore... I thought a lot was amusing but never laughed.
None. I thought it was too overly tongue in cheek, bordering on lame.
Didn't think it was terrible either. I just don't understand why this of all movies blew up.
The humour was consistently good but not great. Enjoyable but not laugh out loud funny. Probably because there was 0 setup to most of the jokes, they were just quips or one liners
>>68827764
>nu-male
>beta
>cuckold
Alt right pls go
>>68824590
>Mr Australia, professor of comedy here
>>68821040
>the moment you realize that he had the Hugh Jackman face under his mask during the entire final fight
I smiled
>>68823994
You'll understand when you're older.
>>68824116
Disney owns Marvel, btw.
>>68823156
>just about everyone I know who saw it loved it
>All of the zingers, one-liners, observational jokes, and potty humor fell flat for me
>>68830645
And deadpool was made by Fox.
>>68826747
EVERY
MOTHERFUCKER
BIRTHDAY
>>68823776
>teenage warhead
What happens when she turns twenty?
Plan ahead much?
>>68827764
>Ausfag
Quit reading there
>>68821040
The 16 walls joke
Colossus being bashful when Gina Carano's tit popped out
The Ferris Bueller ending
Various slapstick moments, and whenever Deadpool did a Homer Simpson-esque high pitched yelp when startled
About 45-50% of them. Some fell flat or contrived. But when it hit, damn it did quite well. Personal favorite was the Limp Bizkit one
>>68822594
God foreigners are so fucking lame
>All the dinosaurs feared the T-rex
>2 hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss
>Enjoy your screening of Blade II
>Huge Actman mask
>The entire apartment scene with the blind lady
>nobody's getting hurt here
splattered body falls off the highway sign in front of the smoking wreckage of cars and bodies
>That guy was up there before I even got here
>>68832401
The blade ii remark is underrated. Noone of the plebs got it in my screening lmao
>>68821040
I didn't find it particularly funny, but I enjoyed it. Maybe the part where he's getting pegged.
>>68824151
You're so off beat and against the norm, anon. What a badass.
You are suspended, in my heart.
>>68827539
lol you say that like david cross is going to carry the movie. what has he ever made better? i love the guy but his acting career exists so he can make enough money to not have to act and it shows.
>>68823694
HNNnngggggggggg
>>68829151
why did you do this? hm? why make this post? what did you think would come of it?
>>68821515
i liked that it was a movie aimed for us nerds right XD
>>68821040
Pretty much every joke.
>>68821040
Can't say I did laugh at it. Like, real laughs.
Still enjoy it good.
"I'm gonna do to your face what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s".
>>68834181
Leave Fred Durst alone, he only did it for the nookie.
>>68827764
You must be gay
>>68821040
> McAvoy or Stewart
> Ryan Reynold jokes and self references
> Don't make the suit green or CGI
> Most of the silly fart level jokes
The only thing i did not entirely like is that he was a mad since the begining instead of going mad because of the experiments but all the rest was pretty good.
loved the fact that they actually made him and Colosus look like in the comics instead of giving them random powers and appearances.
To know that the sequel is going to have the same team working on it makes me confident they won't screw Cable either.
I do wonder how they where able to use Xmen and call them Xmen instead of some silly shit like miracles...
>>68821040
I laughed at some parts, but the movie could've been a little more subtle.
I know its Deadpool, but they were handing some of those lines on a silver platter; its obvious they had to clue in the retards who are slow/under the age of 18.
If they were a little bit more clever, then I'd rate it higher.
For me, I'd rate is a solid 7/10. Amusing, funny, but sometimes tiring and in hindsight, not much accomplished (well, duh, origin story).
