What a horrible fucking idea. This looks so goddamn uncomfortable.
>>68820731
What happens if I push one of those boats over?
>>68820731
Why do you need life jackets if you're in a fucking swimming pool?
>>68820859
for Steven Seagal
>>68820805
noone would survive
>these cucks already wearing their flotation jackets
How fucking insecure do you have to be to doubt your ability to sit in a static boat, on still waters, for two hours without falling out and drowning in a room full of two dozen people and lifeguards?
I doubt a canoe can handle the weight of an anvil
What if you need to take a whizz
>>68820731
>life vests
>in a fucking swimming pool
I thought it said AUTISM from the thumbnail
haha
>>68820945
I bet you're one of those edgy fags that purposely doesn't wear his seatbelt because "lol I'm not going to get in an accident"
>>68820997
I doubt you could even pick up an anvil you nerd
>>68820859
>that flimsy canoe flips over
>you hit your head on the next canoe
>pass out
>drown & die
Life jackets are for keeping your head above water if you're unconscious/inebriated. That's why every summer drunken fucks drown, even if they know how to swim.
>>68820997
>>68821075
REKT
>>68821008
Maybe they can't swim, you fucking cuckold. Go watch BLACKED or something.
>>68821075
i use a hand truck you cuck
It's like viewing a parallel universe where everyone is a hipster.
fucking white people
What's next? Cinema on helicopter?
>>68820731
What does this have to do with- oh.
>>68820859
Well I will just be bold here and propose that maybe their insurance company might have had something to do with it.
I'm sure that adds a lot to the experience of sitting in a special room and not talking for two hours
>>68820731
I don't understand the appeal of this
>no back support
>uncomfortable seats
>horrible acoustics
>chlorine smell
Why not set up deckchairs at the beach or something
>>68821214
hot tubs
>>68821270
>chlorine smell
>not being turned on by it because of your youth spent ogling girls in one-pieces
>>68820731
We're getting closer to cinema showers and no singles policies in real life.
what if you have to take a piss?
>>68821275
>tfw the last two times I was in a hot tub I got discomfort in my chest and shortness of breath after 20 minutes
Should I see a doctor? Its been a couple years, maybe it passed
>>68821071
Nope, because it would be against the the law to do so here, and I don't trust every other road-user's ability to drive without smashing in to me.
I could understand it if there was someone instructing them to all wear the jackets but that's clearly not the case
>>68821275
gross af tbqh
>>68821275
>nobody is watching
well, have a hot tub party or a cinema
>>68821270
Its for hipsters. Do you really need an explanation? Ten bucks says it's in Portland.
>>68821384
nah you should probably just start exercising some tho. Like take a walk around the neighborhood a couple evenings a week or something
>>68820731
>tfw my falcon drowns in the pool
>>68820731
retarded
How are you supposed to eat your crab legs in a boat? Those fuckers will go to the bottom of the pool, die of chlorine poisoning, and then what are you going to eat?
>>68820805
It would be extremely painful
cucks
>>68821607
t. cuckold redditor
>>68820731
ahh so this is where the cinema crabs are kept?
a cinema for cunts. nice
>some jackass in a middle boat decides he needs to piss
>have to pause the movie, reel him in, wait for him to come back
>punt him back out
>resume movie
>"wait, I kinda have to go too"
>>68821665
found the bitter single guy. that makes me wonder how chaotic and silly a theater shooting would look at that canoe screening
>>68820731
>tfw assigned as designated shooter
>i stand up on my canoe and fall into the pool
>>68820731
is this the only way to get people to not play with their fucking phones throughout the film?
Is this where the drain off from the cinema showers go?
God, imagine falling in that filth.
>>68821897
Does the cinema provide the gun or do you have to get it yourself?
>>68820731
It's honestly annoying to me that people actually buy into stupid shit like that. Why would a boat in a swimming pool be a good a good place to watch a movie?
>>68821933
>2016
>not having a waterproof phone
>>68822142
no they escort you to the cinema armory. and you spin the wheel to see what weapon you'll be given
>>68822161
immersion
aka white people
>>68821384
How far can you run? How many flights of stairs can you climb? Have you felt that way doing any other activity?
>>68820731
It was a special screening for life of pi.
The movie was shit like the book so they wasted their money.
>>68821351
Fucking this.
It's either awkwardly paddle towards the bathroom, making a shit load of noise or piss in a bottle.
Madman mode: piss in the pool.
>>68821351
huggies
I miss the days when people actually went outside to experience what it would be like to be outside.
>>68821275
That makes sense though. Taking a relaxing hot bath during a movie feels great. Sitting in an uncomfortable wooden boat seat and wearing a life jacket is not comfy in the slightest unless you're actually out in the ocean.
What the fuck?
Does this mean all the shit about showers and guards in Clapistan is real too?
>>68821275
Here's a game, can anybody guess the flick that no one's watching?
>>68823157
If you're not taking a shower before and after going in a pool then you're a filthy human being.
>>68823157
Of course. Nobody likes it, but it exists.
>>68823280
Fuck you, I like it. The showers are the best part of the cinema experience.
>>68820731
Wait wut? Where is the falcon Peerch?
>>68821275
Inception?
>>68821071
that's not even remotely the same. When you're driving unexpected shit can happen in seconds. Some idiot could drive the wrong direction and hit you, someone could slam on their breaks in front of you before you can react, etc.
They're sitting in boats in a swimming pool surrounded by people. What could possibly happen?
