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>"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. Just like me."

It was a different time. A better time.
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>>68817519
>mfw based Arnold trolling people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_pBi0m-QfM

at 12:12
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>>68818657

You can right click on a Youtube video and then select "Copy video URL at current time"
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>>68818657
10/10
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>>68817519
fuck this gay earth
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>tfw modern Jesse would probably whine about the word faggot
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DILLON

U SUN OF A BEECH
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>>68818657
Based
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GONNA TELL AUNT MARY BOUT UNCLE JOHN

HE CLAIM HE HAS THE MISERY BUT HES HAVIN A LOT OF FUN
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Hmu with a comfy Arnie movie. Is there anything as comfy as Commando?
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with /pol/'s high autistic standards, the 80s are SJW for even having a black guy in Predator
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>>68820039
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

It gets funnier the more I see it on /tv/,
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>>68820039
bait is about subtlety newfam
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>>68819975
that guy definitely thought about grabbing her ass
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>>68820039

Nice bait, reddit.
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>>68820039
>>68820103
nevamind you got one lol
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When will masculinity come back in style bros?
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>>68820184
never

the nu-male era has began
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>>68820184
>who is the Rock
Nigga there are daily threads by redditors about unrealistic standarts for men
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>>68819975
Eraser isn't that good but it's pretty comfy
Obv you know you can't beat Conan 1, Terminator, or Predator. Pretty much any Arnie movie is auto-comfy

Recently been watching Seagal movies for the first time. His early stuff is a whole other kind of comfy. They are very humble action films, not trying to be anything more than they are. They use a lot of non actors and focus on building a community of people who know each other for Seagal to work in, it's great. The action is brutal, the stories are silly but taken seriously, and Seagal himself is just a fun dude to watch

Highly recommend Out for Justice
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>>68820272
Thanks Steven
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>>68820146
it ain't bait if people are laffin'.
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>>68817519

Just checked the YT video.

Some guy there had a pretty decent analysis of the movie. What do you guys think?

"Notice that the Predator kills Hawkins first (the radio equipment technical expert), and Blaine second. The Predator knew what it was doing. By eliminating Hawkins first, the Predator was wiping out the team's communications guy, essentially sabotaging them and leaving them stranded in the jungle. By eliminating Blaine second, the Predator was getting rid of the biggest gun, literally and figuratively. The Predator clearly respected (or feared?) Old Painless, because if you pay attention, Blaine is essentially the only character killed from a distance.

Hawkins: slashed and eviscerated at close range
Mac: head shot at close range
Dillon: arm blown off from a distance, but then gutted via wrist-blades at close range
Billy: presumably killed at close range
Poncho: the Predator was in a nearby tree and killed Poncho via a headshot; it wasn't super close range, but it appears to be more of a mercy kill, since Poncho was seriously injured

Blaine, on the other hand, is hit first with a stunning blow, and then with the killing blow that blew out his chest: both attacks were fired from a safe distance. Looks like the Predator didn't want to get anywhere near Blaine or his minigun."
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>>68820563
that's pretty dope actually
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>>68820563
>>68820608
pretty reddit
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>>68820664
delete this
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>>68818657
what the fuck did he do to ventura and what did he lose, I dont understand his speech
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>>68820184
Never, because retards mistake actual masculinity with being a douche and saying "faggot"
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>>68820563
This film just keeps on giving. I've lost count of how many times I've seen it and I never seem to tire of it.
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>>68820877
And being fucking swole. And not a manlet. Lack of cuckold status is another thing

Basically everything you're not LMAO
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>>68820877
>masculinity
It's also mistaken for 'misogyny', whatever that is.
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>>68817519
>Tfw if they made this film today, Blain would immediately be the bad guy if they kept that original dialogue
>They'd make him into a traitor who sells out the team because MUH MISOGYNIST HOMOPHOBIC
>Anna would beat him up single handed while delivering quips

I hate the modern age, I really do. Everyone needs to be offended by everything, and people can't just have fun.
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>>68821236
This.

It makes me feel sad.
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>>68818657
>trolled his best friend Franco Columbo for being a manlet
>trolled Ferrigno for being a deaf mongoloid with retard strength
>trolled Stallone into marrying Bridgitte Nielsen, knowing Stallone had a weakness for big blondes and that Nielsen would ruin Stallone's life
>trolled Jesse the Body Ventura for a bottle of champagne

does based Arnold know no bounds?
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>>68821236
>Tfw if they made this film today, Blain would immediately be the bad guy if they kept that original dialogue
>They'd make him into a traitor who sells out the team because MUH MISOGYNIST HOMOPHOBIC
I can see that
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>Born in '86

It was a good year. Truly, early to mid 80's are the only redeemable millennials. I know plenty of people my age who use the words faggot, and never once met anybody my age who gets "triggered" or any of that bullshit.

>Tfw grouped together with the same people who are almost exclusively beta white knight feminist cucks and Tumblr conniseurs
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>>68821425
Reddit pls go
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>>68821425
>Get over yourself
Found the Redditor.
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>>68821514
>literally reddt: the actor
>tells reddit to go
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>>68818657
>Nearly every single one of these actors had actually been to war
>All of them noting how it felt like being back in the Vietnam war

The difference between real action stars, and capeshit "action" stars.
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>>68821556
>>68821425
>>>/co/mblr
Stay there, please.
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>>68821580
>faboulous time
Why are redditors so gay?
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>>68817519
> come in to thread to discus arnold core and 90's action films
> nothing but whinnign about tumblr,sjw and being offended
Get the fuck outta here, Id rather read your steven seagal memes than this whinny shit
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>>68821434
>born in '90
>grew up watching Arnold
>the first movie I can remember watching was The Terminator
>not a white knight betalord
>not an eternally triggered tumblrite
>mfw can't stand reading most of my old classmate's FB posts

Some of us aren't bad
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>>68819970
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>>68820272
>recently been watching Seagal movies
Well that's too bad...
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>>68821668
>Get the fuck outta here
Take you are own advice reddit
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>>68821761
go be offended somewhere else
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>>68818657
fucking based
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>>68821817
Are you...offended by something, anon?
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>>68817519
Would it be possible to make something like that in current day?
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>>68821890
Name the cast, anon. Let's see if there are enough, heterosexual, red-blooded males to fill the roles.
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>tfw Prince bitch slapped Appolonia in Purple Rain and literally zero fucks were given.
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>>68821989
Just naming a few:
Scott Eastwood,
Richard Madden,
Channing Tatum,
Ryan Guzman,
Aaron Taylor-Johnson,
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>>68819895

manliest scene of all time
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>>68820988
Go back to masturbating over beefcakes, /fit/
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>>68822131
You're casting Predator, not the One Direction biopic.
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>>68821434
>I know plenty of people my age who use the words faggot
Oh yeah? Well all my friends and I scream NIGGER SHITSKIN CUNT at strangers. Top that.
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>>68822242
>One Direction biopic.
I thought i was picking actors to the masculine side. Just google male actors under 30, you'll be (or not) surprised how many faggots are considered hot.
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>>68819975
The Running Man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFFgbc5Vcbw
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>>68820258
>who is the rock

A guy who's in great shape but a bit of a faggot and possibly in the closet.

You wouldn't suspect that for a second with old action stars.
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>>68822642
>but a bit of a faggot and possibly in the closet
Since when?
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>>68820184
When females stop trying to run society into the ground
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>>68821434
88 here, in Englad if something was shit we'd call it gay.

"That's gay that is"

Even thought I don't like the media pushing the whole gay thing as normal I don't have anything against gay people. I'd probably get arrested saying it in front of younger people.
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It saddens me that action cinema as we know it is dead. Has been for quite a while now, actually.

When I was a kid, I was breathing action movies. Schwarzenegger, Stallone, van Damme, Willis, Lundgren - hell, even Dudikoff was alright from time to time. Those guys were icons. Sure, their characters weren't the most sophisticated ones, but they were simple enough to be understood and enjoyed - simple men overcoming impossible odds through hard work and strong will. They were an ideal worth striving for.

Those men are old now, and yet there is nobody to take their place. Not necessarily because there are no contenders - there are. Unfortunately, the world is not the same anymore. How men are regarded has drastically changed. What was considered fun then is considered primitive and brutish now. If anything, we encounter our heroes of the past as caricatures and villains in current media.

The fading of 80s action stars is also a swansong to what it used to mean to be a man.
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>>68822690
He gives off a vibe, that alone proves hes not an old school manly man. I don't dislike the guy though.
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>>68822840
Masculinity is dead as we know it, and you can thank leftists
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>>68822840
I imagine I'll probably end up killing myself sometime within the next five years.
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Goddam predator was a good movie. I'm getting misty eyed thinking about what's on offer these days.
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>>68821703
Are you me?
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>>68820184
They indoctrinate boys young now. After another war maybe
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>>68822131
>Scott Eastwood

le content to live in the shadow of his father and pretend that makes him a man man
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>>68822840
I loved watching arnies films with my family growing up, especially my dad who was and still is into working out.

What do the kids have to watch with their dads now?, seriously.
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>>68822862
You can get them here

http://futurezine.storenvy.com/products/10507797-son-of-a-bitch-patch
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>>68818657
i fucking love arnold and always will
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>>68823223
Nothing. Everyone's solo on their phone 24/7 now.
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>>68818657
Based Jimmy Cameron helping fix the predator
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>>68823257
>i love fucking arnold and always will
Are you his Messican housekeeper
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>>68817519
Macho movie for macho men. I feel the need to punch a bunch of kittens to feel cissgender male again.
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>>68823393
This.

My dad is 46 and he records literally everything on his iphone.

He constantly sends me whatsapp messages of him doing stupid shit at work, whatever he's having for lunch, and always records voice memos when he's sitting around by his fire pit (he likes to think of himself as an outdoorsman)

This is the same dad who was telling me phones were evil and give you cancer back in the early 2000's.
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>>68823502
Old daddy's lost his balls.
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>>68821236
This
>>68821425
Die you fucking faggot
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>>68823502
Your dad sounds like a slack-jawed faggot. My dad would the shit out of your dad.
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>>68823551
This almost made me consider crying like a little bitch a little. My dad v.s. your dad shittalking will never ever happen again because of how far gone the world has become.
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>>68823533
>>68823551
Nah, he hates softies, faggots, vegans, uppity loud mouthed women, you name it.

But that didn't stop him from getting sucked into the smartphone craze.
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>>68823502
Sounds like your dad became a meme, my dads 62 but a young 62 year old and at most he will record something different, something worth recording.

Seems like everyone's fucked from now on.
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>>68823634
Does he tolerate non-whites? That's the most important thing.
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>>68823502
>This is the same dad who was telling me phones were evil and give you cancer back in the early 2000's.

Oh ok, I thought it was a different dad.
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>>68823721
Never talk to me or my mum's son ever again.
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>>68823605
>My dad v.s. your dad shittalking

Concepts black kids don't understand.
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>>68823669
It's like his entire life became Snapchat/Vines, I don't know what happened.

>>68823696
Nope, he's not very outspoken about it but he thinks non-whites are subhuman.

>>68823721
You know what I meant anon.

>>68823745
kek
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>>68823502
My dad is dead.
Maybe you should appreciate still having a father rather than whining on 4chan.
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>>68823779
mid life crisis maybe lol, in denial about his age perhaps. ah well could be worse.
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>>68817519
What is it that makes this one of my favourite movies of all time? I can't put my finger on it at all, it's cheesy, the music is repetitive, and half of the film is just pointless buildup. But somehow I adore it and i've seen it about 20 times.
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>>68823745
oi m8 my dad would fucking bomb your dad
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Can't you be masculine without disparaging an entire demographic?

The movie doesn't have to be inclusive to faggots, but just insulting them seems unnecessary
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>>68823832
You're right anon, I should appreciate him more.

Until he sends me another video of him playing his desktop drum set at work, fucking hell.

>>68823850
I suppose I should just be glad he hasn't bought a harley davidson or something.
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>>68823892
But it doesn't insult them. That's the point. It insults the pansy-ass motherfucker who's a slack-jawed faggot.
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>>68820843
Arnold told the warddrobe department to tell jessie that jessie had bigger arms than arnold. Jessie gets all excited and the next day after hearing this tells arnold that they should measure their biceps. Arnold says 'sure, loser buys a bottle of champagne'. they measure their arms and arnold's arm is 3 inches bigger
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>>68823892
Faggots aren't tough, they're nearly always the opposite, flailing about etc, it's the truth and he's using that term to make fun of his friends not gay people.

You either get that or your'e the type who wants to be offended by everything and tell people to stop saying/doing certain things that really aren't a problem.

That is why progressive people, especially the over the top sjws are fucking annoying.
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>>68818729
Doesn't work embedding to 4chan newfriend
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>>68817519
Yeah, it struck me as funny rewatching Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure the other day when they gave each other an excited hug and then called each other "fag".

That would never be allowed nowadays.
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>>68824083
wait, I thought blacknigger was german, how can he compete with the best strayacunts in the sacred art of banter?
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>>68821434
Millenials being easily triggered social justice cucks is a meme. They're just a loud minority.

It's the baby boomers that fucked us over.
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>>68824455
The boomers created an environment where SJW cucks could take over. They aren't memes in any way. Loud minority? How come there's not a single tv show, movie, videogame, or comic infected with their bullshit then? How did shirtgate even happen at all?
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>>68824263
>blacknigger

It's black ploughsman you underage faggot.
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>>68823085
Don't do it, bro. The pendulum is swinging the other way.

Trump is just the beginning.
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>>68824692
We said the same thing about Farrage.
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>>68821566
It suddenly occurs to me that Arnold didn't go to war
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>>68821566

Was Mel in the Emu War.
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>>68824234
yes it does idiot
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>>68821668
It happens in every thread about an old movie with violence or racy humor. These people are just as obsessed with being offended and outraged as sjws
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>>68824843
What are you, a teeny tiny itty bitty little bitch? Teasing is not bullying. Do you even lift, bra?
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>>68824595
I do think they are a loud minority, but they happen to be a loud minority that serves the establishment, which in turn empowers then for being useful idiots. That's why they're so influential.

Ask yourself, does the average woman in the street give a fuck about man-spreading?
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>>68821434
>muh sjws
>muh millenials
>back in my days...
>trigered
you redditors are truly pathetic. even more pathetic when you realize that you're 30.
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>>68824940
They fucking do, and that's the problem.
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>>68824748
Indeed, and Trump is way more triggering than Farrage.

The fire rises.
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>>68824955
M'reddit
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Itt: literally a r*ddit thread of faggots being triggered by the sjw boogeyman, having the guts to call others "redditors".
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>>68824975
I've never met a single human irl who buys into this sjw shit. Maybe you see it on college campuses but no functioning member of society cares. They have actual shit to worry about
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>>68824994
But Farrage's campaign crashed, with no survivors...
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>>68824975
Maybe it's different where you live, but based on my experience, most women I interact with try to distance themselves as much as they can from feminism.
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>>68820184
When people realize what it actually means to be a man.
That is to say, when people realize that they should be unrelenting in pursuing whatever it is that they dream of, and will stop at nothing in order to achieve that.

Nu-males think that growing a beard, drinking beer, kneeling before women, and pretending to know how to fix a car constitutes manhood, and as such, they will never be true men.
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>>68825081
Where I live, if women are rude uppity loud mouth cunts, chances are it's because they're rude uppity loud mouth cunts, nothing to do with feminism.

They're the kind of people who'd sit the fuck down if someone challenged them on their bullshit.
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>>68824794
Arnold served his mandatory time in the Austrian military and was a tank operator, he later bought the tank he served in
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>>68823832

Just because his father is still alive, he's not allowed to dislike anything his dad does?

>inb4 wait until yours is gone, since he is.
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kids these days grow up to be such huge faggots because they don't have an arnold or stallone to look up to like we did when we were kids
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>>68817519
Time woke up .
Why don't you?
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>>68821566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUuhndeOuQI
Al Matthews in Alien was another 'Nam vet.

>watched Commando with mate the other week and Predator the other night
>get hankering for more action but want something new
>settle on The Expendables 3
What a mistake that was. How the fuck does somehow have a film with Mel Gibson and Terry Crews and give them barely any screen time while letting Ronda Rousey have that many lines? Jesus Christ.
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>>68824455
>this picture
So there is hope.
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>>68820184
When Trump makes America great again, and therein by makes masculinity great again
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>>68825466

No, kids turn out to be faggots because all their teachers are women. Also, a lot of men let themselves be ruled by their gf/wife which means the raising is done according to the woman's rules.
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>>68825193
Also, I should mention that every single masculine hero that you would look up to fits this description.
>Predator - Dutch
Desires to survive by any means necessary.
>Rocky - Rocky
Desires to make a better life for himself
>Berserk - Guts
Desires to find purpose in a nihilistic world, also wishes for revenge
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>>68825666
Trump will win, satanic trips confirmed.
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>>68825710
>Rocky
Don't forget the fact that Stallone wrote and refused to sell the script to any studio unless he played the titular character.
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>>68824455
>implying there is any difference between millennials and boomers
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>>68826109
Your point?
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>>68826212
He dun made him self famous by doing so.
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>>68825616
I remember that day. The results you see were a concerted effort on /pol/ for lulz.
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>>68826264
W-What?
Your post is completely irrelevant to what I am saying unless you are agreeing with me and calling Stallone masculine for fulfilling his dreams.
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>>68826470
I am agreeing with you.
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>>68817519

I used to watch this movie with my friends after school and we'd literally meme the shit out of it before memes existed. And played perfect dark on N64 every day all day.

>tfw I'll never be a predator watching, n64 playing elementary school kid every again
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>>68825035
What the hell is that, i've seen that guy a lot around here lately
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Yfw based Shane Black makes a new Predator and mankino is back
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>>68824263
He pulled shit like this all the time, even in his early bodybuilding days in Munich.
He told his strongest competitor that there was a style of posing where you scream as you flex your muscles. The guy bought it and screamed at the top of his lungs during his routine.

The jury shook their heads and Arnold won.
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>>68826757
>>tfw I'll never be a predator watching, n64 playing elementary school kid every again

You could be.
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